UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

mfcrocker posted:

Momentum have already turned it round to Jeremy Fuckin' Corbyn

this legitimately might be the worst political stunt I've ever seen

I'd say this is the worst stunt since the abortive communist coup in Indonesia. That caused the complete annihilation of anything marxist there.

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# ? May 25, 2024 10:44

Small Strange Bird: Sep 22, 2006; Merci, chaton!

suck my woke dick posted:

Big respect to them!

Spoiler: They all died.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:43

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Gasmask posted:

jfc it isn't even fried

Potentially baked though.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:43

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Even in photoshopped movie posters Rory Stewart's head is really loving awkward.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:44

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

It's such a weirdly desperate ploy to demand that your opponent comes and reams you now instead of in three weeks when they're done dismantling your political ambitions.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:44

Mahoning: Feb 3, 2007

I'm starting to wonder if KFC is just using the multiple current worldwide political crises to sell more chicken, as KFC also took center stage in US Congress this summer.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:45

BizarroAzrael: Apr 6, 2006; "That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

https://twitter.com/KFC_UKI/status/1169151825725087744?s=19

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:46

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Reveilled posted:

If Boris ends up in the tower will we have to start calling it Big Johnson?

Something something clock not tower?

coffeetable posted:

everyone in politics loses in the end. the measure is how much you get done first

For these fuckers, it's about how much they get to say "gently caress you, got mine" at the end after they've realized they can't take it with them.

Guavanaut posted:

A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with a Tory MP (which must be secured against direct interference with the cat)

This is abuse. The cat doesn't deserve to be trapped with a rabid animal.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:46

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Following up the chicken with this brain genius.

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1169940937847582721?s=20

Someone's had a very boozy lunch over at Tory HQ.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:47

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Ah yes, the Brexit process, famously straightforward and simple.

Were these people even conscious for the last three years

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:48

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

BizarroAzrael posted:

https://twitter.com/KFC_UKI/status/1169151825725087744?s=19

I'd bet my kidneys Rees-Mogg has neither et kfc nor even set foot in a kfc in his life

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:48

Midnight-: Aug 22, 2007; Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair, or fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man - and give some back.

Really want a KFC now.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:50

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Gort posted:

Ah yes, the Brexit process, famously straightforward and simple.

Were these people even conscious for the last three years of conservative government

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:50

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

im stuck in a call queue and theyre bombarding me with blown out careless whisper and nobody does it better send help

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:50

Cerv: Sep 14, 2004; This is a silly post with little news value.

Famously Corbyn prefers Nando�s anyway

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:51

pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Junior G-man posted:

Following up the chicken with this brain genius.

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1169940937847582721?s=20

Someone's had a very boozy lunch over at Tory HQ.

I mean, it would be fairly accurate if you recoloured the bottom half of the Tory side poo poo-brown.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:51

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

Barry Foster posted:

I'd bet my kidneys Rees-Mogg has neither et kfc nor even set foot in a kfc in his life

Of course he hasn't. If he sees a poor he needs an immediate money bath lest the mental illness of poverty prove contagious.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:53

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Barry Foster posted:

I'd bet my kidneys Rees-Mogg has neither et kfc nor even set foot in a kfc in his life

Neither have I tbh

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:54

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

Rarity posted:

I did the what kind of lefty are you quiz and it turns out just like the other good posters in this thread I'm a council communist

Eco-Marxism is the only Correct choice.

The wall is reusable and the bullets will be recycled

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:54

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Midnight- posted:

Really want a KFC now.

Is KFC better in the UK than the US?

Because in the US KFC hasn't risen to the level of "edible fast food chicken" since the 1980s or something.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:54

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

sean10mm posted:

Is KFC better in the UK than the US?

Because in the US KFC hasn't risen to the level of "edible fast food chicken" since the 1980s or something.

It was when I lived there.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:54

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

Nah KFC is poo poo tier chicken. I still eat it though because I'm susceptible to advertising where the Godfather theme's used.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:58

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

sean10mm posted:

Is KFC better in the UK than the US?

Because in the US KFC hasn't risen to the level of "edible fast food chicken" since the 1980s or something.

According to a goon in the army KFC only sucks in the US.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:58

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

OwlFancier posted:

im stuck in a call queue and theyre bombarding me with blown out careless whisper and nobody does it better send help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDqmJEWOJRI

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:59

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

sean10mm posted:

Is KFC better in the UK than the US?

Because in the US KFC hasn't risen to the level of "edible fast food chicken" since the 1980s or something.

Oh good lord no. It's much better in the US, but still gets beaten out by Popeye's, which is basically God's Own Fried Chicken.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:59

pitch a fitness: Mar 19, 2010

IrvingWashington posted:

Oh poo poo they've got him on the ropes now

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1169928730652733440

Corbyn scandal update: Jeremy sits nude in chicken suit which he believes gives him brexual powers

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:00

Feinne: Oct 9, 2007; When you fall, get right back up again.

sean10mm posted:

Is KFC better in the UK than the US?

Because in the US KFC hasn't risen to the level of "edible fast food chicken" since the 1980s or something.

I mean it's been mostly breading every time I've eaten it in recent memory, but it's not a place I eat more than a couple times a decade so I can't speak to its current state. It does have the plus of not being made out of ground up newspapers and powdered sugar like Chik Fil A.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:02

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

KFC is tasty but expensive.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:03

inkjet_lakes: Feb 9, 2015

Idly imagining Corbyn rocking up to parliament on Monday wearing a chicken suit.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:03

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Midnight- posted:

Really want a KFC now.

Extremely same. Some fucker's eating maccy d's on the train near me and even that's setting off my 'I need to eat garbage right now' sense.

_{thish garbage ish ideology}

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/tamhussein/status/1168857525380374529

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:04

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

-ish

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:07

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Steve2911 posted:

Nah KFC is poo poo tier chicken. I still eat it though because I'm susceptible to advertising where the Godfather theme's used.

Most of the kfc's in the UK are franchises and there's a lot of variability in process between places- it can be utter poo poo tier, dried out and near flavourless but a good outlet at the right time of day with good staff kfc is some good eating

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:07

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

I found the solution to all of the Conservative problems:

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:08

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

lol Colonel Sanders is trending thanks to these dumb fucks https://twitter.com/iammightor/status/1169975945329033216

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:08

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

bessantj posted:

-ish

dear lord

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:09

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

bessantj posted:

-ish

when you brexit but he still leaving

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:10

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

"Boris dies in a ditch" bill passes lords. Just needs Brenda to sign off on it now

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:13

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/LabourLordsUK/status/1169980729993940993

soooooo, what does Boris do now?

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:17

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Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/LabourLordsUK/status/1169980729993940993

soooooo, what does Boris do now?

Die in a ditch, I think

# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:21

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