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Icon Of Sin posted:Too bad it wasn’t a touch higher up, then he could’ve been half-assed Now I'm sitting here at work trying unsuccessfully to suppress laughter. Nice work. e: Deteriorata posted:But then he would have gotten a little behind in his work. Oh gently caress, I'm dyin' here! wezmon fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 6, 2019 |
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Grocery stores are full of 16 yo osha stories. I sliced my thigh wide open trying to make box stock count over night. I was on my knees and it was a clean deep cut. I stayed on that night as we didn’t have health care. Just throw that box away and clean up the aisle after you bandage up.
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Sep 6, 2019 02:34
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a couple of months ago there was a story about a guy who fell behind the wall of freezers at a grocery store, got stuck, and died, and for an entire decade no one had any idea what had happened to him until they tore down the store and happened across his disintegrated body e: here is is https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/22/body-found-behind-supermarket-cooler-employee-missing-10-years/1801273001/
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Sep 6, 2019 03:14
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Sep 6, 2019 03:15
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It makes me wonder just how bad the sanitation is at that store was for the smell of a decomposing body to not get noticed.
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Sep 6, 2019 03:18
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some of the other articles had people quoted saying "yeah, that store always had a weird gross smell to it"
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Burt Sexual posted:Grocery stores are full of 16 yo osha stories. I sliced my thigh wide open trying to make box stock count over night. I was on my knees and it was a clean deep cut. I stayed on that night as we didn’t have health care. Just throw that box away and clean up the aisle after you bandage up. I still can't believe the store I worked at (when I was 15!) put me in the lovely basket on a forklift and had me go to the third rack tier to grab some cereal or w/e. I was scared shitless, but didn't want to look like a wuss so I did it.
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Nocheez posted:I still can't believe the store I worked at (when I was 15!) put me in the lovely basket on a forklift and had me go to the third rack tier to grab some cereal or w/e. I was scared shitless, but didn't want to look like a wuss so I did it. Not a bad post/avatar combo either. Really sells it.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:20
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Nocheez posted:I still can't believe the store I worked at (when I was 15!) put me in the lovely basket on a forklift and had me go to the third rack tier to grab some cereal or w/e. I was scared shitless, but didn't want to look like a wuss so I did it. A basket sounds pretty fancy. The times I needed to grab something from the top tier in the freezer and I couldn't climb up like a monkey I'd just stand on a pallet while the forklift raised me up. I thought it was pretty cool at the time, but now I realize how many ways things could have gone horribly wrong, both with the forklift thing and with simply freeclimbing two or three stories in a freezer.
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Nocheez posted:I still can't believe the store I worked at (when I was 15!) put me in the lovely basket on a forklift and had me go to the third rack tier to grab some cereal or w/e. I was scared shitless, but didn't want to look like a wuss so I did it. What you’re saying is that they put a Gaylord on the forklift.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:43
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:well that's what happens when you let your society get so hosed over by the rich that you end up with a totally intractable Morlock/Holoi situation. Yes, those terrible Hawaiian Morlocks and their laundry.
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Sep 6, 2019 05:51
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wezmon posted:The pallet talk up-thread reminded me of my own OSHA experience at my first ever real job.
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:What the hell kjnd of pallets were you using that can do that much damage? Do you work in the warhammer 40k universe or something? I could see the rough‐cut edge of a hardwood pallet doing that to a person in shorts if it hit just right.
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i was just thinking about that. i've had the exact same experience with pallets falling onto my leg and they hurt but they just bounce off granted i got calves like bowling balls, maybe this guy's just made of paper
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Sep 6, 2019 09:09
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One of my brother's first jobs was construction, one of those lovely, shady little companies with like 3 guys (most of his jobs have been like this actually). He quit the first day after his boss fell off a scaffold and snapped his femur in half with bone poking out.
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Sep 6, 2019 10:47
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Coxswain Balls posted:A basket sounds pretty fancy. It was literally a pallet with a couple PVC pipes making a "safety" rail.
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Sep 6, 2019 11:12
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Yes, those terrible Hawaiian Morlocks and their laundry. imagine having a race of subterranian scullers who get so sick of washing ur britches they straight up just eat you rear end and all. pretty hosed up right? but actually in Britain its normal.
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Sep 6, 2019 12:32
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"Looking for someone who eats rear end and does laundry" is my personal ad but I guess I need to go to Britain to find someone, huh?
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Sep 6, 2019 13:28
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zedprime posted:"Looking for someone who eats rear end and does laundry" is my personal ad but I guess I need to go to Britain to find someone, huh? Shoot for the moon, but settle to land among the stars.
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Sep 6, 2019 13:32
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Sorry, bit of a Britishism on my part, over here rear end refers to a semisweet dessert meat made out of braised donkey in aspic.
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Sep 6, 2019 14:03
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https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Ghost-Ship-trial-Jury-acquits-defendant-Max-14416802.php?psid=lw9ae Ghost Ship verdict: Mistrial for person most directly responsible, acquittal for his assistant.
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haveblue posted:https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Ghost-Ship-trial-Jury-acquits-defendant-Max-14416802.php?psid=lw9ae Between this and the verruckt water slide I'm wondering why we even bother.
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Here's my Forklift Story A few years back I was working at a small warehouse. One morning I came in and a bunch of the guys were in the front parking lot looking at a cat that had gotten up on the roof and was up there meowmeowmeowing away. Eventually someone, we'll call him Steve, suggests using the forklift to raise a pallet (and person) up there to rescue it. This leads to a small debate: "I don't think it'll even go that high dude" "It totally will, it goes waaay higher than you'd think" "I don't know..." "Fine, watch this" So Steve brings our little forklift around and starts raising it up. And up, and up easily getting to the height of the building. And there, just as it reaches the farthest limit, the whole thing tips over sideways. The mast neatly fitting between two parked cars. The forks however coming right down on Steve's car and basically cutting it in half. Surprisingly, no one got hurt and the cat presumably just got down on his own.
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A forklift tipping over on its side just from raising the mast makes it seem to me like there was a lot wrong with it.
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Sep 6, 2019 18:08
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It wasn't great, but the biggest issue was probably that the parking lot had a pretty good slope to it. Which I had thought to include, but apparently forgot.
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Sep 6, 2019 18:11
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https://i.imgur.com/F5zOwwL.mp4 Maybe OSHA but definitely impressive
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://i.imgur.com/F5zOwwL.mp4 it's just a mama helping its babby
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Sep 6, 2019 19:46
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Ghostnuke posted:it's just a mama helping its babby It took me a while before I realized it was fixing itself, though?
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Schadenboner posted:It took me a while before I realized it was fixing itself, though? oh yeah. perspective made the bucket look way bigger
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://i.imgur.com/F5zOwwL.mp4 Truly in awe.
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Nocheez posted:It was literally a pallet with a couple PVC pipes making a "safety" rail. Oh we would have dreamed of a PVC safety rail. At a motorcycle shop which will remain nameless, we had overflow storage on the second floor of a barn. The "elevator" was a 4x8-ish platform on the forks of the forklift. Said forklift had no brakes, BTW. SOP was to put the bike on the platform, then maybe use tiedowns or maybe just have someone sit on it and balance it if we were in a hurry. I much preferred putting snowmobiles up there, they didn't get all wobbly.
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Sep 6, 2019 21:13
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Conveniently in front of a funeral home:
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:he's still got one really hosed link so its probably gonna throw again I'm guessing it might need that missing link so it can to bend enough to fit on there. Then once it's on they can replace it with the correct link.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://i.imgur.com/F5zOwwL.mp4 Well we all have to get dressed in the morning.
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RoastBeef posted:Conveniently in front of a funeral home: That looks like a conductive ladder for sure if that matters in this sutiaetion
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Fallows posted:That looks like a conductive ladder for sure if that matters in this sutiaetion They’re just loving with telecom wires but it’s good practice to use a nonconductive ladder.
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it's no 11'8", but our local contender poses an additional hazard in heavy rain (not pictured) oh and it just took prey two days in a row  
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