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Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
elsa really gets around huh

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKp2gikIkD8

ya'll really need to watch this vid about how immensely hosed up the rabbit hole goes. It's not just the weird procgen spiderman joker elsa birthday pregnant shopping videos, it's how they're monetized and making money. TL;DW: YouTube was selling ads on these vids which have immense view counts and telling advertisers they were being watched, when a 2 year old neither can retain advertising messaging nor make purchasing decisions. This is all a huge CYA/cover-up in general because otherwise the ad-buy grift finally completely implodes and CPC values drop another order of magnitude.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
https://twitter.com/n0rm/status/1169901032102457348

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
don’t let your cats outside fuckstick

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

if google actually does deploy some sorta machine vision recognition of characters etc, vs just like matching hashes for audio copyright strikes or common filez studios submitted for takedown, it’s really gonna open google up more to the question of “so why can’t you do more about removing hate crimes guide video xyz by detecting swastikas (or at least move the videos into a moderation queue)?”

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Shrecknet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKp2gikIkD8

ya'll really need to watch this vid about how immensely hosed up the rabbit hole goes. It's not just the weird procgen spiderman joker elsa birthday pregnant shopping videos, it's how they're monetized and making money. TL;DW: YouTube was selling ads on these vids which have immense view counts and telling advertisers they were being watched, when a 2 year old neither can retain advertising messaging nor make purchasing decisions. This is all a huge CYA/cover-up in general because otherwise the ad-buy grift finally completely implodes and CPC values drop another order of magnitude.

Gooogle doesnt care about anything but ad revenue at all. They are willing to scam the Secret Service as long as they make money doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c6AADI7Pb4

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I mean they never followed it anyway but they’re still so transparently greedy they removed the do no evil thing from their conduct code lol

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Kitfox88 posted:

don’t let your cats outside fuckstick

Why wouldn't you let your cats outside? They gotta hunt.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Pets as a concept has destroyed the planet

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Sjs00 posted:

People have destroyed the planet

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hydrogen left alone for too long created the planet and now it is destroying it.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Platystemon posted:

Hydrogen left alone for too long created the planet and now it is destroying it.

Hydrogen must be fusioned to secure a future for the nuclear race

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kitfox88 posted:

don’t let your cats outside fuckstick

counterpoint: skeletons are rad

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

congrats on the destruction of the last remaining dinosaurs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



blackbirds are nowhere near endangered

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Neither are housecats but I would still rather they not die ten years earlier than expected, so

Kitfox88 posted:

don’t let your cats outside fuckstick

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
letting your cats outside around here mostly ends up feeding the cougars more than it impacts the robin and alligator lizard population. pretty much everything else around here is too wiley for a housecat to catch

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
let's not do an outdoor car derail please

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

redleader posted:

let's not do an outdoor car derail please

Yeah keep your filthy two ton steel bricks inside

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



redleader posted:

let's not do an outdoor car derail please

don't let your cars inside fuckstick

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
oh no

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

All cats must be kept indoors and all cars outdoors. Draw your blinds. If a cat ever sees a car, we're all hosed.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



can't believe there's an indoor car advocate in spam in 2019. everytime I drive by a dealership it breaks my heart to see those cars from a car mill on display

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
if you addicted to car + truck you have nano chip in brain

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i saw a dewheeled car (it was on cinder blocks) a few days ago. cant believe people would mutilate their cars like that

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Shear Modulus posted:

i saw a dewheeled car (it was on cinder blocks) a few days ago. cant believe people would mutilate their cars like that
It's okay, it's just an exploit. The traction and weight ratings of the cinderblocks cause a buffer overflow and the car can slide around everywhere at ridiculous speeds.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Krankenstyle posted:

counterpoint: skeletons are rad


For a second I thought that was a guy who died trying to suck his own dick.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

SardonicTyrant posted:

For a second I thought that was a guy who died trying to suck his own dick.

It was, then a cat got his corpse.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Shear Modulus posted:

i saw a dewheeled car (it was on cinder blocks) a few days ago. cant believe people would mutilate their cars like that

Slicks are just as bad. Cars need full treads for traction!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FRINGE posted:

Gooogle doesnt care about anything but ad revenue at all. They are willing to scam the Secret Service as long as they make money doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c6AADI7Pb4

I like how their solution to ad blocking addon software companies was just to buy the companies outright and make sure Google Ads got whitelisted.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Is there a twitter pro follow or some blog I should read if I want to see the latest nonsense revolving startups and venture capitalism? This thread is great and I want to expand more into that focus

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is there a twitter pro follow or some blog I should read if I want to see the latest nonsense revolving startups and venture capitalism? This thread is great and I want to expand more into that focus

"internet of poo poo" on twitter

https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1161738080719712256?s=20

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 17:17 on Sep 7, 2019

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Joi/status/770625716

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/kenradio/status/1170100080520704000?s=21

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostile_architecture

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

Taking an angle grinder to those spikes sounds like a good idea.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



http://www.fabianbrunsing.de/

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It's a poo poo artpiece, since it's just doing something that benches in big cities around the world already do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostile_architecture

A real artistic statement of shooing the homeless away from resting in public spaces.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Shrecknet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKp2gikIkD8

ya'll really need to watch this vid about how immensely hosed up the rabbit hole goes. It's not just the weird procgen spiderman joker elsa birthday pregnant shopping videos, it's how they're monetized and making money.

so- my friend has a daughter who grew up through this stuff, she's like 5 or 6 now. I've been babysitting off and on for the last four years, and the part of that that wasn't learning the names of all her toys involved supervising YouTube, picking videos she wanted to watch based on thumbnails, etc.

I've noticed two things: The ads were all over the place, like a demographic melange I've never seen growing up in the niches of cable. Also, nowadays she 'drives' when it's YouTube time and spotting a finger family vid or whatever she says something like "tch, it's a weird Elsa, no thank you!!!" or "nooooo, that's not REALLY Spider Man! " and laughs. So. I guess what some of the people born after 2010 get out of this is how to make fun of garbage

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SlothfulCobra posted:

It's a poo poo artpiece, since it's just doing something that benches in big cities around the world already do.

that's

that's exactly the point

the idea that people will go "oh christ it's spiky that's hosed up" when they won't necessarily do the same for benches with armrests in the middle

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