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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Either that or he drew in the stroke he was having at the time.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Hard to tell, he draws random motion lines all over the place around people and things they're holding.

It could just mean 'she is moving'. Or 'she is'.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
MERKEL IS

Now Boris is looking for the Anti-Deutsche equation

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's Brexit meetings with Merkel and Macron – The French president told Johnson the EU would like ‘visibility’ on London’s concrete proposals for withdrawing from the EU within a month" After Briton Riviere.

Telegraph:


Matt:

England’s Ashes hopes fade as Australia turn screw on Joe Root’s day of despair

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

G7 leaders to hold emergency talks over Amazon wildfires crisis

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prue Leith and Boris Johnson's bid to save hospital food


EDIT: I'm on holiday for the next week. Feel free to post cartoons in my absence! :yayclod:

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
Next batch due out soon or is it perma-delayed because the country just exploded into civil war ? I'm part way joking about that but holy crap things seem to be going off the rails over there (I'm in Florida, USA - got an on-coming hurricane to think about personally).

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
There will be adequate toons.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Here's this week's Squires, like gently caress am I making an effort for the rest of the regulars and their horseshit output. I'll try to remember to get Collins on saturday :v:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

MREBoy posted:

Next batch due out soon or is it perma-delayed because the country just exploded into civil war ? I'm part way joking about that but holy crap things seem to be going off the rails over there (I'm in Florida, USA - got an on-coming hurricane to think about personally).

Cloud potato is on a vacation I think.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Dumping this week's that I can find non-paywalled

August 24th

Guardian


Independent
NSFW for Boris scrote after Michelangelo's Creation of Adam

Times


Stephen Collins


August 25th

Observer


Independent


August 26th

Guardian


Independent


August 27th

Guardian


Independent


Times


Evening Standard


August 28th

Guardian

After Low

Telegraph


Independent

After Delacroix

Evening Standard


August 29th

Guardian


Independent

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 28, 2019

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Trying my hand at this posting cartoons thing in case Cloud Potato "chooses" to not come back from their "holiday".

:argh: Doccykins I had everything lined up and then you go and dump all the good poo poo.
Here's the rest of the crud that I could scrape off from the rags:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell’s If ... on Donald Trump's Danish diplomacy"


"Steve Bell’s If ... Jair Bolsonaro joins the Trump team"

Telegraph:








Matt:






Times:




Mail:




Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
August 29th (missed from Weds night)

Times


Telegraph


Evening Standard


August 30th

Guardian

After Cecil Beaton's portrait of the Queen on her Coronation Day

Independent


After the Scottish Play

Times


Telegraph


Evening Standard


gently caress off, Paul


August 31st

Guardian




Independent


Times


Stephen Collins


Matt


Paul Thomas


September 1st

Observer


Independent on Sunday


Sunday Telegraph


Sorry have had to timg them as some are offensively large; I have a new found respect for Cloud Potato doing this daily!

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 31, 2019

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Big Bozza is watching you!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Doccykins posted:

Times


Telegraph



gently caress off, Paul


A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wait, did something happen re: Corbyn et al.?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


No, they just tickled me because they're all complete dogshit.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Glad to see Britain didn't completely collapse while I was away. Many thanks to chestnut santabag and Doccykins [EDIT: And Pilchenstein!] for filling in.

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Sep 2, 2019

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Cloud Potato posted:

Many thanks to chestnut santabag and Doccykins for filling in.
Well! That's certainly the last time I begrudgingly post a single Squires cartoon in your absence :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

Well! That's certainly the last time I begrudgingly post a single Squires cartoon in your absence :v:

Apologies. Thank you for your service. :yaycloud:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and Tory rebels – Boris Johnson has suggested Conservative rebels are scuppering the UK’s chance of sealing a new deal with the European Union"

Telegraph:

https://twitter.com/DaveyCartoons/status/1168435159911358465

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Brexit: Gove refuses to rule out ignoring any law passed to stop no deal

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Britain's struggle against dictatorship – Eighty years ago the worst conflict in history began, killing up to 85 million people. It also shaped modern Britain and its relationship with Europe"

Telegraph:

Tony Blair urges Labour not to back early election because of Corbyn's unpopularity - video

Independent:


Times:

Downing Street gets new resident – a dog named Dilyn :woof:

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson’s ultimatum: back me or face 14 October election

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... No. 10's new pet :woof:


David Squires:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



How's that monkey's paw working out for you, Adams?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/annaturley/status/1168980398166237185

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Moggspreading

I also feel bad for being able to identify Ken Clarke in the background there just from his belly and his wide sumo squat like spreading.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

How's that monkey's paw working out for you, Adams?

Witness us you hack!

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

It really is amazing at just how hate-able he is.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Fuckin' :laffo: at that Thomas aging so well, Dom Cummies absolutely torched his great military mind reputation on first contact with the enemy last night.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on rebel MPs attacking Boris Johnson – Philip Hammond has said he is gearing up for the “fight of a lifetime” against deselection threats and government aggression as he leads the Conservative rebel charge to stop a no-deal Brexit in parliament"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson to seek election after rebel Tories deliver Commons defeat

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's imminent election


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
gently caress off, Blower.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
gently caress off, ThomaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Doccykins posted:

Evening Standard


Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


Good one.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson in the Commons – New prime minister’s first PMQs was embroiled in controversy after heated exchange"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson slams ‘surrender bill’ which would make no-deal Brexit illegal

Matt:

Corbyn to support snap general election only if no-deal Brexit is blocked

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Jacob Rees-Mogg's slouching

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
obligatory gently caress off bob, but thomas' rees-mogg has to win some kind of an award for looking absolutely nothing like rees-mogg.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

StarkingBarfish posted:

obligatory gently caress off bob, but thomas' rees-mogg has to win some kind of an award for looking absolutely nothing like rees-mogg.

Anthony Head as Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Paladinus posted:

Anthony Head as Jacob Rees-Mogg.
It's clearly Leslie Crowther.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's faltering election push – PM will seek to trigger an election again on Monday after failing in his first attempt"

Telegraph:

Conservatives and KFC in bizarre Twitter spat over ‘chicken’ Jeremy Corbyn

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Blow for BoJo as bro Jo go goes

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's woes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's Brexit deadline – PM pledges he would rather ‘die in a ditch’ than bow to the demands of the no-deal bill"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Police chief says force was not told about Boris Johnson speech plan

The i paper:

After Titian.

Times:

Robert Mugabe, former Zimbabwe president, dies aged 95

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's meeting with the Queen


Stephen Collins:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Jesus loving christ Jennings :gonk:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Hahaha, gently caress off Matt.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Rarity posted:

Jesus loving christ Jennings :gonk:

Mogg pubes were not things I ever expected or wanted to see.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
If Titian had given the women he painted pubes like that then perhaps John Ruskin wouldn't have been so repulsed by his wife on their wedding night?

Another thought - why does Paul Thomas draw Dominic Cummings as if he was Heston Blumenthal? Weirds me out.

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

ookiimarukochan posted:

Another thought - why does Paul Thomas draw Dominic Cummings as if he was Heston Blumenthal? Weirds me out.
Because he is loving astonishingly poo poo at his job. Remember the halcyon days of Egg Mouth Clegg and Ginger Cameron? :v:

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