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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Dilber posted:

I'd have won games if I drafted gud.

That's my excuse.

good excuse as any brother roll tide

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
ah the good old post-week 1 roster cleanse

feels good

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


I picked up mahomes and now I realize he wasn't good, but FSU is rear end my dudes.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
*pins kayakayakr post to bathroom mirror*

"you can DO THIS. remember what they said about you. what they all said about you. 'oh he drafted the backup WSU qb with pick #8. what a moron'. well look who's a moron now. game time baby WOO"

*puts eye black on*

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i would like to thank my opponent, who saw that I am boldly attempting the "gently caress kickers" strategy this week, and started a guy who didn't play at flex just to make it more even

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Anyone else seeing the standings as two weeks have already passed?

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
whoever drafted jerry jeudy is going to win the league

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Scionix posted:

*pins kayakayakr post to bathroom mirror*

"you can DO THIS. remember what they said about you. what they all said about you. 'oh he drafted the backup WSU qb with pick #8. what a moron'. well look who's a moron now. game time baby WOO"

*puts eye black on*

I LOST BY 2.5 POINTS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


i might win both my games

this doesn't feel right

can i have a video as a team name:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/1170545078055686144

Dilber fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Sep 8, 2019

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Holy gently caress my team sucks poo poo

Ricky Slade....:negative:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm garbage this year. I'm basically the Doug nussmeier of scoring points

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
it sure is fun down here at the very bottom

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
When I went to bed, I was trailing HOTLANTAMAN by 75 points with only my Hawaii WR left.

My Hawaii WR scored 77 points.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Time to completely rebuild my team from the waiver wire and free agent list!

Also I’m open to good trades. I need WR/RB depth and I have a bombass QB you may have heard of. I’ll entertain reasonable offers.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
My team is perfectly average and I'm here 4-0 it.

Only two of us undefeated two weeks in. Good try scionix.

Also UCLA sucks butt.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
i think my team's actually pretty good

my WR's are just not great but other than that I think we're set

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
It feels good to be at the top after drafting a kicker who didn’t even start any games

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Time for your quick week 2 rundown:

We had an absolute burner between Nebraska is NOT back and Legalize Dog Marriage, ending 298.5 to 296. LDM got solid contributions from each of their players while NiNb had a WR go 189 and 4 TDs for 77 massive points.

Taxes has faced a rough first two weeks, easily leading the league in points against, while coming in upper-middle for points for. This week both of his opponents went over 270. Don't let it get you down, lots of games left!

Scionix went a tough 1-1, losing by 2.75 points. Still a strong 2-2 in a wide open division

Kansas is Back went for the "I don't need 2 RB" strategies, starting a dude that was out. But with 10 offensive TDs from 3 players, and 22 kicker points, it was plenty to sweep their matchups. Keeps them at 4-0.

And our other undefeated team would be my own. It hasn't been flashy, but it's been just enough. A WR/QB combo that combined for 4 TDs pulled out two wins in the face of disappointing contributions from my running backs.

Division rankings:
1. XFL All-Stars still seems like the strongest with all teams over 850 points scored, one of the two 4-0 teams and one of the 3 3-1 teams.
2. *Obscene Horns Down Gesture* is not too far behind with all teams over 850 points, the other 2 3-1 teams, and the highest scoring 1-3 team in the league
3. We All Hate 'Bama has the other 4-0 team, but the lower half of the division lacks in scoring
4. The Other Horns Down Division has one team at 2-2 and 1 team over 800 points (currently 1-3).

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
You lower-ranked players let scionix have Devin Duvernay? What were you thinking?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


kayakyakr posted:

You lower-ranked players let scionix have Devin Duvernay? What were you thinking?

That’s who I had targeted. I demand a recount on the waiver order.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


jabro posted:

That’s who I had targeted. I demand a recount on the waiver order.

same

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Calling out these teams:

1=The Glory, Glory Hole,
2=Union Bustin' with Dabo,
3=Beamer's Steamers,
4=Legalize Dog Marriage,
5=yung osterine,
6=Steak Sandwich Supreme,
7=Mullen Over The W's,
8=Mike Sherman's Alouettes


Also, I should have picked up Duvernay last week. I targeted him, but had the Wazzou guy just above him. Thought about swapping them out too. Alas.

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

kayakyakr posted:

Calling out these teams:

1=The Glory, Glory Hole,
2=Union Bustin' with Dabo,
3=Beamer's Steamers,
4=Legalize Dog Marriage,
5=yung osterine,
6=Steak Sandwich Supreme,
7=Mullen Over The W's,
8=Mike Sherman's Alouettes


Also, I should have picked up Duvernay last week. I targeted him, but had the Wazzou guy just above him. Thought about swapping them out too. Alas.

Some of us just suck, okay :colbert:

Taxes
Jan 26, 2010

From here, it's possible.
In the middle of a move and forgot about the waiver wire this week :(

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


On the bright side instead of getting him I got tenn's kicker.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Taxes posted:

In the middle of a move and forgot about the waiver wire this week :(

Yeah same. Im sorry everyone, I failed you

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mr. World posted:

Some of us just suck, okay :colbert:

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


I’m in the middle of a move and I didn’t forget. :colbert:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



jabro posted:

I’m in the middle of a move and I didn’t forget. :colbert:

It's not our fault your house is on wheels

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


vyst posted:

It's not our fault your house is on wheels

The only things on wheels are my running backs.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

hey man i had duvernay at number one at my list, i just suck less than all those people.

plus i got my second and third choices anyways. this is probably the only year ever where "i picked up Wake Forest's second WR" is a good thing and not a desperation play.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Oh whoops I left my home for week and forgot about fantasy

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

kayakyakr posted:

Calling out these teams:

1=The Glory, Glory Hole,
2=Union Bustin' with Dabo,
3=Beamer's Steamers,
4=Legalize Dog Marriage,
5=yung osterine,
6=Steak Sandwich Supreme,
7=Mullen Over The W's,
8=Mike Sherman's Alouettes


Also, I should have picked up Duvernay last week. I targeted him, but had the Wazzou guy just above him. Thought about swapping them out too. Alas.

lmao I got collin johnson too

well, that certainly fixes my WR issues

the only way thtat couldve gone better is if I also somehow got jauan jennings from tenn

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

Calling out these teams:

1=The Glory, Glory Hole,
2=Union Bustin' with Dabo,
3=Beamer's Steamers,
4=Legalize Dog Marriage,
5=yung osterine,
6=Steak Sandwich Supreme,
7=Mullen Over The W's,
8=Mike Sherman's Alouettes


Also, I should have picked up Duvernay last week. I targeted him, but had the Wazzou guy just above him. Thought about swapping them out too. Alas.

im a loving mess

WOMP WOMP

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
Actually feeling like I COULD WIN THIS WHOLE THING BABY ROLL TIDE

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
Is Thursday the day we shame the Goons who haven't updated their roster yet?

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

The Piper posted:

Is Thursday the day we shame the Goons who haven't updated their roster yet?

yes. Shame them all.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Calling out:

JesustheDarkLord - you have 3 players on bye this week. You also still have 3 QBs on your bench. Have you even logged in? C'mon fren.

WillStyles - you have a TE and DEF on bye

There's also a dude with a TE on bye, but I don't call those folks out because gently caress TE's

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
dont worry if ur roster is all hosed up they'll just say it was me at the end of the season anyway

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kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
I have 5 WR's that I really want to start... ;_;

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