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Man, thank you for destroying the creeping desire I've been feeling to play DnD again.
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Sep 8, 2019 12:44
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Man, thank you for destroying the creeping desire I've been feeling to play DnD again.
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Sep 8, 2019 16:26
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LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING! 
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Sep 8, 2019 16:49
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I've never seen Fire Marshall Bill Burns before. I was shown something  .
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Sep 8, 2019 16:55
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I don't know who this is.
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Sep 8, 2019 17:06
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Beachcomber posted:I don't know who this is. Tim Curry is a treasure [video type="youtube"]3yMy7JuGpJM[/video E: oh I thought he said Tim Curry. Well, it's a great video anyway! jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Sep 8, 2019 |
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Sep 8, 2019 17:08
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Beachcomber posted:I don't know who this is. LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UpZZGeOP2Q
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Sep 8, 2019 17:10
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Beachcomber posted:I don't know who this is. One of James Carrey's characters on In Living Color https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQkjBuJD-4
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Sep 8, 2019 17:11
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Doing a cameo in your own movie is a pro move. Also love that the guy next to him cannot hold in his laughter.
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Sep 8, 2019 19:46
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Sep 8, 2019 21:11
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Hell yeah cash crab. ACAB https://twitter.com/fox6now/status/911313362297946112
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Sep 8, 2019 23:25
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Pool chat: you can have the fire department fill up your pool. They come by and use a nearby hydrant and it takes about 10 minutes. May have a small fee but its quick. Not guaranteed in every locality but just ask.
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Sep 8, 2019 23:54
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dialhforhero posted:Pool chat: you can have the fire department fill up your pool. They come by and use a nearby hydrant and it takes about 10 minutes. May have a small fee but its quick. Nuts to that. If I'm having a pool party but forgot to fill up the pool beforehand, my guests can all just stand in the pool while I spray them with a hose. It'll fill up fast enough that way.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:02
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HPanda posted:Nuts to that. If I'm having a pool party but forgot to fill up the pool beforehand, my guests can all just stand in the pool while I spray them with a hose. It'll fill up fast enough that way. This, but they can all pee in it so I don't have an expensive water bill.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:04
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This is goddamned pro af.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:32
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Well then!
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Sep 9, 2019 00:36
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I agree, you should never pervert any dogs. They are too good for this world.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:52
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Oh poo poo crabfest is back
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Sep 9, 2019 01:05
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HOw is your mom doing?
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dialhforhero posted:Pool chat: you can have the fire department fill up your pool. They come by and use a nearby hydrant and it takes about 10 minutes. May have a small fee but its quick. If someone comes by the station and asks us to fill their pool we would laugh in their face. I'm not rolling and unrolling hose just for your pool. Use your garden hose like everyone else. lol.
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Sep 9, 2019 01:15
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This person is very confused about sexually transmitted dog cancers.
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Sep 9, 2019 01:21
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He always looks like he's having an allergic reaction to shellfish anyways.
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Zipperelli. posted:If someone comes by the station and asks us to fill their pool we would laugh in their face. Yeah, that seems like an absurd waste of civil servants' time, unless they can use it as some sort of training exercise.
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Sep 9, 2019 01:47
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it gets better: 
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Sep 9, 2019 02:26
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Those are his feet. The joke only works if you assume that human feet are not "made of flesh." Nice try, the internet, but I know your golem does not suffer.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:26
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Dannywilson posted:it gets better: Do they give handicap tags for severe mental handicaps?
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Sep 9, 2019 03:23
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Pyroclastic posted:Do they give handicap tags for severe mental handicaps? Clearly
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Sep 9, 2019 03:26
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Dannywilson posted:it gets better: Been trying to parse this...Is it saying that dogs give you cancer, or that dogs get cancer from sniffing butts? Or is it only butts that are already cancerous..but also dogs are totally safe from asbestos and second hand smoke? I need answers.
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Sep 9, 2019 03:31
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This dude is just some loving prude who won’t eat rear end tryin to throw shade on dogs of all things
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Sep 9, 2019 03:35
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Dannywilson posted:it gets better: Of course it's at a Piggly Wiggly
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Sep 9, 2019 03:36
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Been a while since we've had a good "small face" meme.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Been trying to parse this...Is it saying that dogs give you cancer, or that dogs get cancer from sniffing butts? Or is it only butts that are already cancerous..but also dogs are totally safe from asbestos and second hand smoke? I need answers. Look at I phone Dog cancer
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