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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


how am I the weird one for knowing that pedophiles tell their victims they're mature

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I'm sure it's used that way sometimes, but I'm mucch more familiar with it from the perspectives of parents talking about their own kids. Usually by the same sorts of parents who don't trust the public school system and don't vaccinate their kids.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I think it just means they were a bad kid who never had an adult tell them that they were acting mature for their age

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

how am I the weird one for knowing that pedophiles tell their victims they're mature

Most of the rest of us signed up after 4chan split from SA.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

chitoryu12 posted:

Graham Linehan just called me an MRA today for insulting TERFs.
I've been tweeting donkey Kong's rear end at him since the big to-do and he's still too chickenshit to say so much as say boo.

(I was blocked by Blanchard for positing that his theories were based on autoerotomania and then asking him to confirm my theory or misreport his experience)

I also got blocked by dude who wrote a book about why a gynecologist was wrong about it not being a vagina, so doing a p. good job so far

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

how am I the weird one for knowing that pedophiles tell their victims they're mature

You're not weird for knowing it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Modal Auxiliary posted:

You're not weird for knowing it.
Yeah, knowing things is for weirdos. Who DOES that?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Goons trying desperately to pretend to not know things they know is the weirdest trend

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I dont know what you're talking about

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Ew what the gently caress.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
Cool thread we had.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Let's just rewind to before the most recent superhero movie derail and pretend like none of it ever happened?

https://twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke/status/1170062706176663552

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1170748979119702016

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm imagining a birthday where this doesn't happen.

https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1170782534868684801?s=20

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I've been tweeting donkey Kong's rear end at him since the big to-do and he's still too chickenshit to say so much as say boo.

(I was blocked by Blanchard for positing that his theories were based on autoerotomania and then asking him to confirm my theory or misreport his experience)

I also got blocked by dude who wrote a book about why a gynecologist was wrong about it not being a vagina, so doing a p. good job so far

TYFYS :patriot:

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Skwirl posted:

I'm imagining a birthday where this doesn't happen.

https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1170782534868684801?s=20

yeah, that's literally the problem with conservatives, they believe that 100% of their paycheck is all their blood sweat and tears of sitting at an office all day and nothing at all to do with anyone else

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Archaeologuy/status/1170457129821429761

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/leahvelleman/status/1170358466696896512

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/belarusminiinfo/status/1170809391978885120?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/danidonovan/status/1170810990444843009

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

CharlestheHammer posted:

Goons trying desperately to pretend to not know things they know is the weirdest trend
What's a "goon?"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



https://twitter.com/mikedrucker/status/1170740658979651585?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/fractalcomic/status/1161464919482687488

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The thing that’s always bothered me about that joke format is that it should say “everyone” instead of “no one”.

If no one is saying anything, that means everyone is saying nothing. If no one one is NOT saying anything, at least someone is saying something.

:)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1170744125634875393

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Yoshi Wins posted:

The thing that’s always bothered me about that joke format is that it should say “everyone” instead of “no one”.

If no one is saying anything, that means everyone is saying nothing. If no one one is NOT saying anything, at least someone is saying something.

:)

You're not alone.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

no one posted:

Yoshi Wins posted:

The thing that’s always bothered me about that joke format is that it should say “everyone” instead of “no one”.

If no one is saying anything, that means everyone is saying nothing. If no one one is NOT saying anything, at least someone is saying something.

:)

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Yoshi Wins posted:

The thing that’s always bothered me about that joke format is that it should say “everyone” instead of “no one”.

If no one is saying anything, that means everyone is saying nothing. If no one one is NOT saying anything, at least someone is saying something.

:)

no one person said nothing. they all did.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
https://twitter.com/pw3n/status/1170111225042063367?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1170749152076058629?s=19

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I think the idea is that the person is actually talking to no one at all, and that the blurted phrase is just a thought that had to be said aloud.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

MokBa posted:

I think the idea is that the person is actually talking to no one at all, and that the blurted phrase is just a thought that had to be said aloud.

Yeah, that's how it started, but half the time the thing being described isn't disruptive, and the other half the subject is doing something in response to something, so the "no one" is wrong. Like,

no one:
Me in an ongoing conversation about "no one:" I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT MEMES.

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Sep 9, 2019

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Everything:
Nothing: :therapy:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Is there an animal a house cat hasn't stared the gently caress down and beaten the gently caress up?

https://twitter.com/meowlibrary/status/1170423229095149568?s=20

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

that one rear end in a top hat cat from the other dimension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB76JIHsKjQ

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Skwirl posted:

Is there an animal a house cat hasn't stared the gently caress down and beaten the gently caress up?

https://twitter.com/meowlibrary/status/1170423229095149568?s=20

Love the comments like "why didn't you intervene to save the cat!"

Lady I love my cat more than anything, but uhhh. And that might not even have been the cameraman's cat.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Eschenique posted:

Love the comments like "why didn't you intervene to save the cat!"

Lady I love my cat more than anything, but uhhh. And that might not even have been the cameraman's cat.

Even if you did intervene, how the gently caress do you know you aren't going to make it worse. If that cat had turned away (which a person yelling or running towards the cat might cause) and tried to flee it would be a snack. Crocodiles are hella fast when they want to be, that was a clear example of "game respect game."

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Every single line in that is a goddamn truth.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Shut up Meg posted:

Every single line in that is a goddamn truth.

The drinks are way too cheap.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Dr Christmas posted:

Yeah, that's how it started, but half the time the thing being described isn't disruptive, and the other half the subject is doing something in response to something, so the "no one" is wrong. Like,

no one:
Me in an ongoing conversation about "no one:" I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT MEMES.
I think the origin was
No-one: description of thing no-one would ask about or want
Person who did that thing: picture of thing

Which evolved to
No-one: doesn't even get to say anything
Person who did that thing: the thing

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