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LifeSunDeath posted:Been trying to parse this...Is it saying that dogs give you cancer, or that dogs get cancer from sniffing butts? Or is it only butts that are already cancerous..but also dogs are totally safe from asbestos and second hand smoke? I need answers. Look, dogs don't smoke no asbestos.
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Bad boy! we are all very disappointed in you.
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By popular demand posted:Bad boy! we are all very disappointed in you. Hey we can't judge its hard to make a living and he's just doing what he can to provide for his family.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Been trying to parse this...Is it saying that dogs give you cancer, or that dogs get cancer from sniffing butts? Or is it only butts that are already cancerous..but also dogs are totally safe from asbestos and second hand smoke? I need answers. I think they're saying dog turds are carcinogenic. Dogs get a lot of cancer but don't smoke or use asbestos so it's got to be from the poop. To prevent getting cancer you should not have a dog in the house because they lick/smell their own cancerous buttholes. Basically a whole lot of untreated mental illness.
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MarcusSA posted:Hey we can't judge its hard to make a living and he's just doing what he can to provide for his family. They already cut off his loving balls! He knows he needs to keep in line or else.
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I just find it refreshing to see a person with mental illness rambling about something less harmful than immigration laws. Good on you  I am convinced to never lick dog anuses!
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Johnny Aztec posted:Been a while since we've had a good "small face" meme. thats his real face
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Krankenstyle posted:thats his real face Not even shopped to spin his features to make them look more front facing than the angle his head is turned? If so, godsdamn he's a living Photoshop.
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Hasn't his own people accidentally shared tiny face Photoshop memes because is face is so goofy looking already it's hard to tell?
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rodbeard posted:Hasn't his own people accidentally shared tiny face Photoshop memes because is face is so goofy looking already it's hard to tell? They did and it absolutely wasn't on accident.
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Sep 9, 2019 07:18
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This tweet is best read in Werner Herzog's voice
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canyoneer posted:This tweet is best read in Werner Herzog's voice That's pretty universal to tweets though.
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Trump's tweets work better with Peter Serafinowitz's sassy voice or that one Mark Hammil read as the joker.
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the only way to consume trump tweets is this
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jesus WEP posted:the only way to consume trump tweets is this Needs to be in black and with thicker lines to look like it was scrawled with a sharpie.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Needs to be in black and with thicker lines to look like it was scrawled with a sharpie. Or in bright colours, like a crayon.
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Hardcordion posted:I think they're saying dog turds are carcinogenic. Dogs get a lot of cancer but don't smoke or use asbestos so it's got to be from the poop. To prevent getting cancer you should not have a dog in the house because they lick/smell their own cancerous buttholes. That's my read on it too. Possibly with the implication that cancer is contagious, so you are in danger of catching cancer from dogs. It's a good crazy obsession. Traditionally there are plenty of cultures who consider dogs unclean, cultures that would find it repugnant to have dogs in the house. So if you go looking for things to backup your hunch that dogs are cancer plague monsters it probably won't be hard to find 'ancient wisdom' to back you up. Revelation 22:15: “For without [are] dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.” Philippians 3:2: “Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.”
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Dog cancer is contagious, just not cross species to humans: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2016/05/18/contagious-dog-cancer-batteries/
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I'm no doctor, but I think all cancer is contagious. e: If you have a blood transfusion of blood containing cancer cells; or an organ transplant, etc.
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I wonder what cancer tastes like Wanna have some fried cancer
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Collapsing Farts posted:I wonder what cancer tastes like 
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TontoCorazon posted:Oh poo poo crabfest is back "[Sulla] died not much more than a year later, of a thoroughly nasty dose of phthiriasis."
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Krankenstyle posted:thats his real face 
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Krankenstyle posted:thats his real face This is legit his Twitter pic: 
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Jesus. That really does look like a bad face swap.
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He face too small for he head
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chitoryu12 posted:This is legit his Twitter pic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvW5aynsB8I
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chitoryu12 posted:This is legit his Twitter pic: I'm trying to find the angle where everything lines up but it's impossible. What a legit case of wonky face.
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I feel like it’s the chin. The forehead by itself wouldn’t be an issue but he has no chin so it looks like a tiny face pasted on a flat surface. 
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Nah, it's the tiny mouth. It all comes back to the tiny little infant mouth
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His weird hair step, just above his eye level, makes it look like he has a human mask on below the forehead
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Sep 9, 2019 16:39
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"Cancer Dog Turd" dog food? I wouldn't buy that brand.
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Bobby Digital posted:He face too small for he head Violets are blue Roses are red He face too small For he gotdamn head e: haha gently caress VVV Phy has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Sep 9, 2019 |
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