UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

tower's gonna be pretty full up at this rate

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:35

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 05:49

dispatch_async: Nov 28, 2014; Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Government benches looking rather empty

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:38

Answers Me: Apr 24, 2012

Where are all the Tories?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:38

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

Answers Me posted:

Where are all the Tories?

Ibiza

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:39

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

They're probably not keen on listening to jez.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:40

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I didn't realise there was a Maria Eagle in addition to Angela Eagle until they mislabelled Angela as Maria in the parliamentlive timeline, lol.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:40

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Answers Me posted:

Where are all the Tories?

Back on holiday, it's been a hard week. They need that break, just check the state of Edward Leigh for example.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:41

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

I can't believe the Tories are *still* pushing this "You're making it impossible to negotiate" bullshit.

And some loving Tory has just jumped in to say "WHAT ABOUT THE TERRORISMS JEREMY?!?!?!" like it's loving Twitter.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:41

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Never heard of Signal or Telegram before today, is that what the cool kids are using these days to conduct their drug deals?

telegram is what nazis moved onto

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:41

freeasinbeer: Mar 26, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

telegram is what nazis moved onto

And ISIS!

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:42

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

And some loving Tory has just jumped in to say "WHAT ABOUT THE TERRORISMS JEREMY?!?!?!" like it's loving Twitter.

Are there not measures to prevent that sort of libellous shite in the house?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:42

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Who's the Labour MP demanded Corbyn gives way?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:42

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Jose posted:

telegram is what nazis moved onto

But they were already so welcome on Twitter

Or is Twitter a won campaign for them so they're moving to fresh conquests

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:43

Aipsh: Feb 17, 2006; GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

https://twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/1171120149769916416?s=21

Sentient gammon and eggs escapes parliament bar

The Mad Titled Gammos

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:43

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

freeasinbeer posted:

And ISIS!

And Tory MPs! (apparently).

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:43

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Gort posted:

But they were already so welcome on Twitter

Or is Twitter a won campaign for them so they're moving to fresh conquests

Twitter doesn't allow people to plot terrorisms in secret.

Or at least doesn't have the requisite security.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:46

AceOfFlames: Oct 9, 2012

So Telegram is Nazis, Signal is ISIS and Whatsapp is Facebook. What should people pick, then?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:48

Nothingtoseehere: Nov 11, 2010

Jose posted:

telegram is what nazis moved onto

it's also oddly popular in Singapore.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:48

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Gort posted:

But they were already so welcome on Twitter

Or is Twitter a won campaign for them so they're moving to fresh conquests

I think it's more like whatsapp except more secure supposedly. Never actually looked it up though so don't quote me on that.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:48

notaspy: Mar 22, 2009

Rory Stewart loving his record for nothing.

John Mann continues to be a oval office.

Both voted with the government.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:49

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

AceOfFlames posted:

So Telegram is Nazis, Signal is ISIS and Whatsapp is Facebook. What should people pick, then?

The whole point of the strong encrypted messengers is privacy so you don't have to interact with the Nazis or ISIS.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:49

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

AceOfFlames posted:

So Telegram is Nazis, Signal is ISIS and Whatsapp is Facebook. What should people pick, then?

Trillian, obviously.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:50

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

the news is showing old clips of Bercow doing racisms and praising Thatcher lmao.

I mean obviously he's decried many of his former beliefs, but still funny

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:50

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

Nothingtoseehere posted:

it's also oddly popular in Singapore.

It's absolute massive among Iranians also, like WhatsApp among South Africans massive

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:52

Angry Lobster: May 16, 2011; Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

I love Blackford's accent.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:55

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AceOfFlames posted:

So Telegram is Nazis, Signal is ISIS and Whatsapp is Facebook. What should people pick, then?

LINE

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:56

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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All I caught from the government response to the motion was Peter Bone insulting Corbyn's tie, like a knob.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:58

Azza Bamboo: Apr 7, 2018; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Telegram is also popular among furries just because it allows for the user to have their own bank of custom porn emotes.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:58

AceOfFlames: Oct 9, 2012

baka kaba posted:

LINE

Wow, never even heard of this one.

Is Viber still around?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:58

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

josh04 posted:

All I caught from the government response to the motion was Peter Bone insulting Corbyn's tie, like a knob.

You probably caught the most substantive part then. For all that they're all loving dinosaurs it's remarkable how much the tories love a good mutual j/o session.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 19:59

Mano: Jul 11, 2012

Threema, but they're Swiss so they'll sell you for gold

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:03

deletebeepbeepbeep: Nov 12, 2008

Swinson gives speeches like she's a college student taking part in mock debate.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:09

AceClown: Sep 11, 2005

Dead Goon posted:

I used to sit outside to smoke and my chair was right next to a huge bush that I've seen spiders weave and grow and weave and grow. Since I have stopped smoking/don't smoke as much, I haven't seen many spiders this year.

My vaguely stopping smoking has killed all the spiders in my garden.

You're not turning the light on as much, which means less bugs attracted to the light, this means less spiders.

You absolute monster.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:09

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Borrovan posted:

Surely anything juicy was deleted before the vote

the point is that when the government releases transcripts which they pinky swear are complete, then Labour or whoever can produce the actual full transcripts they've already got and hold them in contempt of Parliament

that's the theory, anyway

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:10

dispatch_async: Nov 28, 2014; Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1171130550574362624

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:12

StarkingBarfish: Jun 25, 2006; Novus Ordo Seclorum

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Swinson gives speeches like she's a college student taking part in mock debate.

She's really, really poo poo.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:12

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

Swinson is so poo poo

# ? Sep 9, 2019 20:15

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