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Bojo is a lazy, self-indulgent fucker who is used to being able to say and do what he likes without consequence and I can see him packing this game in before too long 
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gently caress this I'm going to bed
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what’s going on itp (in this parliament)
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Sep 10, 2019 00:11
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Is that T May talking to Bercow? I hope there's some comedy manoeuvre coming
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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gently caress Ivan Lewis is a oval office.bump_fn posted:what’s going on itp (in this parliament) A sex pest who got kicked out of Labour (on account of being a sex pest) thunders against Labour and Remain and Corbyn. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Sep 10, 2019 |
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PittTheElder posted:Is that T May talking to Bercow? I hope there's some comedy manoeuvre coming It'd be very good if something completely bonkers happened because T May was the only person boring enough to read the whole Parliamentary Rules and find out a procedure nobody else knows
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crispix posted:Bojo is a lazy, self-indulgent fucker who is used to being able to say and do what he likes without consequence and I can see him packing this game in before too long I wonder if he would actually resign? Like, he's wanted this his whole life, and this is realistically the only chance he's going to get. In the battle between "being a lazy gently caress who wants everything handed on a plate", and "I'm the Prime Minister" what's gonna win? Assuming he's not removed from office.
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Lol this guys having a tantrum about Momentum Types telling him to have a by-election
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Private Speech posted:gently caress Ivan Lewis is a oval office. That was disgusting. quote:On 23 November 2017, the Labour Party announced it was suspending Lewis from the party as a neutral act following allegations of sexual harassment
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Sep 10, 2019 00:17
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“We need to sort Brexit because right wing populism is on the rise and also the left are nazis” as an unironic speech in parliament for fucks sake.
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Bercow: I've never met a situation where the milk man can't be heard. EDIT: Milwk?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:MMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IT. IS TIME FOR. *waves hands* LIBERAL DEMOCRATS AND. CENTRISTS. TO COME TOGETHER. AS MIWK
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DIVISSIOOOOOOOONN
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Sep 10, 2019 00:19
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Oh my god all the ex-Labour melts are using this whole thing as a chance to be red, mad and nude that some leftists were mean to them on the internet
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Sep 10, 2019 00:19
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If you slap your right elbow with a marmite-covered parsnip three times when on a full moon, then do a lap around the Mace and touch it, you can pass any law you like, but this can only be done once every 11 years
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ITS TIME! DIVISIIIIOOOOONNNNN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8-67-zGZUE
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Matinee posted:Staying up for You can go to bed now. With a little luck the U.K. will still be here in the morning when you wake up.
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HopperUK posted:It'd be very good if something completely bonkers happened because T May was the only person boring enough to read the whole Parliamentary Rules and find out a procedure nobody else knows
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DIVISIIIIIOOOOOON
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:Oh my god all the ex-Labour melts are using this whole thing as a chance to be red, mad and nude that some leftists were mean to them on the internet It’s all they have left and I cannot wait for them to lose their seats and gently caress off forever
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baka kaba posted:It's not even that, the sheer hypocrisy and audacity of what the government are doing should be getting a bigger response. It almost makes it seem acceptable with this little pushback, they should be embarrassed to even suggest an election at this point Yeah I was being a bit facetious. I think parliament may indeed be supine basics
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Finally, they've stopped blustering for for ten minutes or so. Will this be Bercows last DIVISSSSSSSSION? (No, it won't, The Pfeffel will fail).
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Just listened to 2nd podcast (over the course of the evening). Another great job guys! Looking forward to number 3 though I'll be away and not sure what internet I''ll have.
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:It’s all they have left and I cannot wait for them to lose their seats and gently caress off forever B-b-but constituencies vote for the candidate. They'll be re-elected 110%*  *This is what CUKTIG actually believed
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A Spherical Sponge posted:So a friend of mine is convinced that Jeremy Corbyn is being manipulated by the supposedly avowed stalinist Seamus Milne. Is there anything I can do to disabuse him of this? I'm pretty sure your friend has brainworms. Sorry for your loss.
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The_Doctor posted:Lots of people on the right hand side of the chamber just... sitting there? They are abstaining I believe. The vote needs a two thirds majority, so if Labour abstains it's hosed e: that is, the snap election is defeated
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:It'd be much naughtier than running through the fields of wheat hey-yo! quote:By now we are eating the pudding, a small, sickly sweet brown ball. I throw him the question that has made other politicians stumble: “What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?” Still think that's one of the best things to come out of this week. Finally we've found the one honest politician. I guess every politician has workshopped their answer to this after the May o' Wheat, but drat.
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Pesky Splinter posted:B-b-but constituencies vote for the candidate. They'll be re-elected 110%* mfw when my constituents vote for the party 
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To be fair 143 votes is 148 votes more than Bloody Stupid Johnson has won, and he is still PM.
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:mfw when my constituents vote for the party That is some Shadow over Innsmouth poo poo right there  I know MP for Innsmouth is Gove, but are we sure Father Dagon and Mother Hydra haven't decided to set up shop in Uxbridge? A little pied-à-souterre. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Sep 10, 2019 |
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Aye 293 No 46 But the majority isn’t there.
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