UKMT September 2019 - A Fish-Abandoning Government

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baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

"shame on you" chants as the Tories file out and everyone stays right where they are

e- no tax in this lawless land

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:25

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# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:25

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

The EU is laughing right now.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:25

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Parliament closing to shouts of shame after Bercow basically said Prorogation is blatant abuse of power :laffo:

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:26

Mebh: May 10, 2010

Aw and they cut the feed.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:26

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Bercow is not happy

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:26

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Time to channel hop to the lords... what the heck is going on in HERE

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:27

Shogeton: Apr 26, 2007; "Little by little the old world crumbled, and not once did the king imagine that some of the pieces might fall on him"

SpaceDrake posted:

We are, frankly, in rather scary territory here. It's not up to Parliament to arrest Boris - they've already passed the law. It's now on the British Police, so far as I understand, to detain the PM if he decides to ignore the law.

If the police side with Boris and refuse to uphold a law Parliament passed, we are in genuine chaos territory wherein Scotland almost certainly secedes immediately, a rebellion of some sort breaks out in NI and even Wales begins to look shaky.

It's utterly hilarious to see Boris march to endless defeat, but the next few weeks are going to be extraordinarily tense. Please make sure to take care of yourselves, Goons!

AT least maybe it's a good thing that apparently Boris pissed off the police in the last week. They're more likely to go 'well, off you go' perhaps? But well, ACAB.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:27

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

This poo poo is like the last episode of The Prisoner!

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:29

marktheando: Nov 4, 2006

lol the lords have all gone to bed

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:29

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

this is like being in church

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:29

iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

This is like watching some king of Freemason ritual.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:29

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baka kaba posted:

Time to channel hop to the lords... what the heck is going on in HERE

what if Royal Assent but on the spot

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:31

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

...now rise for hymn 316.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:31

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

suck my woke dick posted:

what if Royal Assent but on the spot

you missed the dance of the hats

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:31

Tarnop: Nov 25, 2013; Pull me out

All this ceremony seems especially dumb considering the sheer fuckery of the last week

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:32

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

I know a good word count padding when I see one

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:32

iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

It's an imperial Wal-Mart chant in reverse.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:32

Jaeluni Asjil: Apr 18, 2018; Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

quote:

Cameron to defend Brexit referendum in documentary
Film-maker says former Conservative PM thought he was �doing what had to be done�

David Cameron has robustly defended his decision to call a referendum in 2016 on the UK�s membership of the EU, according to a film-maker producing a documentary about his time in 10 Downing Street.

Denys Blakeway, a leading British political film producer, conducted a series of interviews with Cameron for a two-part documentary on his time in power, which will be released at the same time as his memoirs later this month.

The former prime minister is defiant about calling the vote on Brexit and insists he did his best for the country, according to the film-maker.

Blakeway, once dubbed the �TV confessor of choice� for Britain�s politicians, has previously interviewed Tony Blair, Sir John Major and Lady Thatcher about their times in office.

�I don�t get the sense he is deeply wounded in a traumatic way by his political career. He is not a man given to great introspective regret, in my view. He will always maintain that as a politician he was doing what had to be done and was best for the country,� the film-maker told the Radio Times.

etc

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/10/cameron-to-defend-brexit-referendum-in-documentary

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:33

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/10/cameron-to-defend-brexit-referendum-in-documentary

furthermore, Cameron believed the pig's head was asking for it

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:36

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

https://twitter.com/Another_Europe/status/1171219964604354567?s=19

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:37

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Im hoping boris yells out THE AYES HAVE IT right as they announce the result

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:37

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Sounds like half of these laws shes rhyming off will be overturned post brexit by the gammons

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:38

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Why do they pretend the Queen wrote this it's frickin weird

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:40

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

baka kaba posted:

Why do they pretend the Queen wrote this it's frickin weird

All power theoretically derives from the monarch so we gotta pretend

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:41

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Mogg's in the mosh pit

Ms Adequate posted:

All power theoretically derives from the monarch so we gotta pretend

yeah but adding "Prince Philip and I..." come on!!

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:41

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Mogg is giving the instructions lol!

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:42

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

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baka kaba posted:

you missed the dance of the hats

Oh, that's still amateur level doffing, we did like 5x more and 3x more complex doffing to graduate

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:42

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

marktheando posted:

lol the lords have all gone to bed

The opposition Lords aren�t there in protest.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:43

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

SPEEEEEEEKOOOHHHHHHH

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:43

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Let Bercow go to bed.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:44

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

baka kaba posted:

Mogg's in the mosh pit

yeah but adding "Prince Philip and I..." come on!!

Oh well sod that.

It should obviously be "We".

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:46

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

lol they're checking for Tories hiding outside the door

e- now everyone's lining up to give bercow hugs, he's not going to bed for a while

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Sep 10, 2019

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:46

moostaffa: Apr 2, 2008; People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

I loving hate tories.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:49

FiftySeven: Jan 1, 2006; I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE; Slippery Tilde

SO... when do the riots start?

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:51

Doccykins: Feb 21, 2006

End of the BBC Parliament broadcast dropped Mogg in it for being the organiser of the government benches not coming back to the commons to shake the speakers hand

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:54

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Doccykins posted:

End of the BBC Parliament broadcast dropped Mogg in it for being the organiser of the government benches not coming back to the commons to shake the speakers hand

He was too busy being a villain in a Dickens novel.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:55

DaWolfey: Oct 25, 2003; College Slice

That whole thing was amazing.

# ? Sep 10, 2019 01:55

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Now its Big Boy Boris' turn, going to razzle dazzle the EU in 4 weeks when others couldn't do it with 3 years.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 10, 2019

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suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

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Doccykins posted:

End of the BBC Parliament broadcast dropped Mogg in it for being the organiser of the government benches not coming back to the commons to shake the speakers hand

I hope Mogg catches stomach flu and shits out his guts before returning on the 14th

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