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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1170377923557240832

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

same thing happens when you meatspin with a faulty condom on.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

LifeSunDeath posted:

same thing happens when you meatspin with a faulty condom on.

And there go my nipples again.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


idk why but the replies on that tweet are some of the most obnoxious poo poo

"Omg nature is so loving beautiful I love physics"

Those comments are to physics what "live laugh love" is to buddhism

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bike tory posted:

idk why but the replies on that tweet are some of the most obnoxious poo poo

"Omg nature is so loving beautiful I love physics"

Those comments are to physics what "live laugh love" is to buddhism

LOL

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/Q9t3FkI.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I'm walkin' here!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm sqwualkin' here!

c'mon son!

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019



Turkeys are super dumb and they see their reflection in the wax job. Also delicious.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

North American version of the Australian driver hitting an emu and going, "oh no, not again."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tNWQjYeBQ

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
All these non-gifs make this thread load like poo poo for me.

*Gigantic video*

"Hmm, OK I will watch this I guess, even though it doesn't even fit on my screen."

*Gigantic video suddenly displaced by another gigantic video loading*

"Welp, lemme just try scrolling around to find that video."

*Happens again. And again. And again. Forever.*


Here have an actual gif

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/TKyvFkP.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/rLe98BS.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/iypzFBn.mp4

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



Pictured: jamesman trying to read this thread on an apple Newton

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

owl_pellet posted:

Pictured: jamesman trying to read this thread on an apple Newton

A newton joke? What year is it again?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jamesman posted:

All these non-gifs make this thread load like poo poo for me.

*Gigantic video*

"Hmm, OK I will watch this I guess, even though it doesn't even fit on my screen."

*Gigantic video suddenly displaced by another gigantic video loading*

"Welp, lemme just try scrolling around to find that video."

*Happens again. And again. And again. Forever.*


Here have an actual gif



Get an addon like violentmonkey for your browser and put this in there. You'll need to strip the [ url ] tags that SA automagically puts in posts and change the size to something that works for you but blammo you've got a better gifv experience.

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Won't work in IMG tags. Gots to be URL tags.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KCEojey.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


There's got to be a better way

https://i.imgur.com/vh8jCxq.mp4

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Jamesman posted:

All these non-gifs make this thread load like poo poo for me.

We should take a note out of Prince's book and rename it "The animations formerly known as GIF thread"

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

On a related note, the Incredible Machine games are available on GOG.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

aardwolf posted:

On a related note, the Incredible Machine games are available on GOG.

Ooooh

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

aardwolf posted:

On a related note, the The Incredible Machine games are available on GOG.

ftfy

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/8M5FaIv.gifv

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

That new Matrix movie is lookin good so far.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1172131571077472261

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
e: whoops, wrong thread. well its a gif so uhh i guess ya'll can have it

https://i.imgur.com/JJeoLc5.mp4

modulartribe
Feb 24, 2012

modular tribesman

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/faVw2dP.gifv

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I loving love it, can you buy them?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Probability in motion

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bike tory posted:

I loving love it, can you buy them?

I googled "binomial distribution toy" and apparently they're called a bean machine which is even better

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/SOtAC2G.gifv

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

This is poetry.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

bike tory posted:

I loving love it, can you buy them?

https://galtonboard.com/

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Sound

https://i.imgur.com/WhPdFJl.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/rjs7dHd.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound on, so you, too, can finally know the lyrics.
https://i.imgur.com/0nVpFFF.mp4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ErwwkaQ.gifv


Oops, fake news: https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-49034252

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