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Araenna posted:I got banned from best of legal advice Yeah, I'm a big rules following nerd and I was mortified because I got banned for almost a month. A mod searched an OP's post history and found that I commented on another poster's comment in an entirely unrelated thread the OP had posted. "Brigading." quote:And don't forget, if a thread from another sub is linked to a sub you read, and you go and post in it because it's a topic you're interested in, that's brigading and against Reddit site wide rules! I have accepted that being in trouble is a Fake Idea and I am all the better for it.
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MarcusSA posted:tHe OnE tHaT gOt AwAy! Marcus... I really appreciate you in this thread
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AITA for getting a vasectomy and not telling my wife? Well it seems like of course I’m an rear end in a top hat for that, but lemme ‘splain myself. A few years ago I sliced open a finger because of a minor kitchen accident. The next day there was this long rear end convo on my wife’s Facebook with all her friends about it, what happened, what the doc said, and all of them offering their opinions on what I should take re: pain medication. I told her to delete that poo poo because it’s my personal medical stuff and I deserve my privacy. Then after that she was at a friend’s house with a bunch of her other lady friends and came home laughing and joking because the husband who lived there just had some medical issue with his penis and was hobbling around the house sore while it heels and they all thought it was funny. Then after that I had a fairly serious medical issue re: my testicles and come to find out she told many many people about it: her family members, her local friends, and her college friends from around the country. I was pissed when I found out, especially about the same group of friends she was with when she was mocking the other man’s penis. Worse yet, she told me that she did tell me that was all the people she told and several months later I found out she told at least one work friend also. Now, we are in our 40s , we have 4 kids, and we both want me to get a vasectomy. Well a few days ago I had it done but haven’t told her. I feel I deserve my privacy and I don’t trust her to not tell people. Part of the process is you have to go back and masturbate at the docs office and I don’t need the world knowing I have to do that. I deserve privacy and if I tell her I will lose my privacy. I’m not asking if this sounds like a healthy marriage. I’m not asking if I am a great communicator. I’m asking AITA? Edit: she has never used or considered using hormonal birth control, so my omission is not making her be on it unnecessarily.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for getting a vasectomy and not telling my wife? Yo it's impossible to hide a vasectomy due to the aftercare. Like you're walking around bowlegged with a jockstrap and a bag of frozen peas slung underneath. There's no loving way unless your wife is blind and deaf and even then it's tricky.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:31
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Oh no. They might figure out you jerk off Something every man does The shammmmeee
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FAUXTON posted:Yo it's impossible to hide a vasectomy due to the aftercare. Plus the fact that you will likely have bloody underwear, can't lift anything, and will move slower than usual because "oh god I felt a stretch uggghhhhh". No sex for at least a week, either.
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Sep 11, 2019 07:57
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methinks vasectomy man is telling falsehoods
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA if I don't replace my friend's dildo? Am I missing out not having a friend that is at the "sex toy gift" stage? Also if your mums husband(!?) has a habit of showing up unannounced and cleaning/moving your poo poo around why do they still have a key? Grow a spine and set some boundaries for fucks sake.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA if I don't replace my friend's dildo?
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ParserGirl posted:Yeah, I'm a big rules following nerd and I was mortified because I got banned for almost a month. A mod searched an OP's post history and found that I commented on another poster's comment in an entirely unrelated thread the OP had posted. "Brigading." lowtax could have gotten a turbo-charged spine upgrade if the mods started banning people for posting in multiple subforums. Post in MMOHMO? Hope you don't see an interesting thread in GBS that mentions World of Warcraft, or hope you got 
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FAUXTON posted:Yo it's impossible to hide a vasectomy due to the aftercare. That's not true for everyone. I Didn't feel a thing after my vasectomy. I basically waited two days for the supposed pain to set in, decided it wouldn't come and went to my BJJ training. A couple of my friends have similar experiences. 
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DemoneeHo posted:Speaking of deodorant, a tale as old as the 90s: If he uses any axe, he uses way too much axe. The old frat trick is "axe bombing," where you jam the sprayer down on a couple of em, toss them in his room and hold the door shut while they all go off. He may get the message
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sixth and maimed posted:That's not true for everyone. I Didn't feel a thing after my vasectomy. I basically waited two days for the supposed pain to set in, decided it wouldn't come and went to my BJJ training. A couple of my friends have similar experiences. did you check you still have a penis?
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Xik posted:did you check you still have a penis? I imagine a penis removal would hurt more than a simple vasectomy. Also, it was done under local anesthesia so I could keep tabs on what they were doing. My wife was watching the procedure, too.
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AITA for not letting my wife name our daughter Alexa? My wife's mom was named Alexa, and she wants to name our daughter after her. Our older daughter was named by me, so we had agreed that she would get to name the next child. However, I feel that this is not a suitable name due to its use by Amazon. This is more of a minor argument we're having right now (the child is due in 5 months). It's not going to tear the family apart or anything. I'm sure we'll resolve it one way or another, but it would be nice to hear some opinions.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my wife name our daughter Alexa? "Alexa, can you put on some music? No, not you. The robot. Go back to your room, Alexa 2."
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Plenty of men don’t have difficulty healing from vasectomies. He also said he was receiving other treatments due to an issue with his testicles, so if he was having symptoms or difficulty it could be covered up pretty easily. His wife is rude as gently caress and should learn to shut her mouth re: other people’s medical issues.
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HIJK posted:This is a good spec for a sitcom, would make me chuckle for a few minutes.
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AITA for Not Wearing my Seatbeltquote:My bf has asked me to wear my seat belt a few times. In the car we are sharing right now (because both our cars are in the shop) the seatbelt literally goes across my face because i'm so short. So, I politely tell him I don't want to. End of conversation. Didn't hear another word about it, so I thought we were good. That is, until yesterday. I was in the passenger seat, his two kids in the back, he was driving. Out of nowhere, he just stops at a light and refuses to move until my seatbelt is on. Like, straight up, "put your seatbelt on now, or i'm not moving. I'm serious, now!" So, of course I put it on. I refused to talk to him the rest of the ride home, because I am super against fighting in front of his kids. Period. When we got home, it was a straight up fight. I wasn't upset that he asked me to put on my seatbelt, I was upset that he demanded I do so, in what I consider a controlling and demeaning manner. In front of his kids (4 & 6). If he had sat me down to discuss why it was so important to him, I would have listened. He kinda apologized, but in one of those "sorry I said that, but heres my defense for saying it" kind of ways, that you know isn't actually an apology. And now he's super pissed at me. Won't talk to me and slept on the couch last night.
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You need a booster seat or to sit in the back because wear your goddamn seatbelt
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sixth and maimed posted:I imagine a penis removal would hurt more than a simple vasectomy. Also, it was done under local anesthesia so I could keep tabs on what they were doing. My wife was watching the procedure, too. No judgments, your wife is one of those people with a more unique kink e: we call it scrotestrangulation QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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I don't know where OP is but it is a legal requirement to wear your belt in the UK. There are cushions and boosters that adults can use.
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Yeah, if you get into an accident without your seatbelt on you put everyone else in the car at risk while you ping pong around and smack into them, especially in a rollover.
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sixth and maimed posted:That's not true for everyone. I Didn't feel a thing after my vasectomy. I basically waited two days for the supposed pain to set in, decided it wouldn't come and went to my BJJ training. A couple of my friends have similar experiences. Same here. I drove myself home then lounged about for a couple of days taking ibuprofen. My sack looked like an aubergine but no real adverse affect on day to day life. Having to wank into a little pot and hand it to the lady at the hospital was the worst part by far.
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HOT BREAD! posted:wife [28/F] went from outgoing social butterfly to canning fruits in the basement and avoiding her friends. Only change was she married me [27/M]. Her culture? Depression? This is from a few pages back, but in my headcanon Russian Pickle Wife leaves him and gets together with Australian Cape Dog Half-Brother who chilled out in the basement drinking and gambling while wearing his dog like a cape, emerging occasionally to do things like spontaneously repave the driveway. The two of them spend the rest of their days contentedly living downstairs, emerging only to keep their home immaculately maintained and buy mason jars.
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mods on reddit are all insane because everyone they ban has reregged within five seconds and at least on the larger subs they apparently have no way of telling who's who. It's like being Wile E. Coyote except the roadrunner is an endless succession of normie trolls infiltrating your pedophile nazi forum
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ParserGirl posted:Yeah, I'm a big rules following nerd and I was mortified because I got banned for almost a month. A mod searched an OP's post history and found that I commented on another poster's comment in an entirely unrelated thread the OP had posted. "Brigading." I think I was banned permanently from both because I 100% took that poo poo to PMs
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monkeytennis posted:Same here. I drove myself home then lounged about for a couple of days taking ibuprofen. My sack looked like an aubergine but no real adverse affect on day to day life. Yeah I didn't need a driver since it was just local numbing and basically pinhole surgery they closed with steri-strips but the worst pain was still manageable with ibuprofen and aside from the jock and icing the first day, the worst limitation was taking stairs at normal walking pace for a weekend. I was warned by the doc that strenuous activity would risk causing lifelong scrote pain so I probably took it easier than I could have.
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Araenna posted:I got banned from best of legal advice because someone says something like "don't call yourself an autism mom you're the mom of an autistic kid not autistic yourself" and when I called out all the downvotes as being from ableist people I ended up in a fight with a mod because I couldn't actually know that's why they were downvoted and it's rude to call people ableist when I don't actually know. I was surprised to find out that you can get banned from a subreddit you never knew existed! r/offmychest has an autoban set to trigger against anyone who posts in a redpill or incel subreddit, including making fun of them. They explained that giving them attention by making fun of them was just as bad as being one of them.
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HIJK posted:That would just be the pilot episode, the gimmick is that the protagonist keeps seeing this one mouse at the most awkward moment possible everywhere he goes. Series finale takes a very dark and unexpected turn as Timothy and his worshippers show up to squeak the unholy songs that rupture the seals of Hell. This time, in a comic twist, the reason no one else can see the mouse (rat?) is because the eldritch horror vortex has caused everyone else's eyes to go all Event Horizon! "What are you talking about? I can't see a rodent, only multidimensional time eddies filled with pain and woe." *laughtrack*
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Help! I Am Very Attracted to My Sister’s Stepdaughter.quote:Q. My sister’s stepdaughter: I am very attracted to my sister’s stepdaughter. She is 20 years younger than I am but that doesn’t really bother me. What do I do about it? Should I just forget about it? I really can’t stop thinking about her. quote:A: Yes, you should forget about it. If you cannot forget about it, you can at least choose not to say anything; just because the family relationship and the 20-year age difference don’t bother you doesn’t mean they’re suddenly immaterial. It is possible to be very attracted to someone and not to hit on them. Don’t hit on her. See a therapist or start taking a lot of long walks or decide not to spend alone time with her or meditate on how much you’d miss your sister if you burned that particular bridge or read through the collected works of George Eliot or all of the above. But you are perfectly capable of not hitting on your sister’s stepdaughter. Don’t hit on your sister’s stepdaughter. No, go hit on her. I'm sure it'll be fine
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When Dan Harmon openly admitted to sexually harassing a work colleague for years to the point of trying to kneecap her career, he very wisely admitted that most men seem to think attraction is a Unique Experience Happening To Them and act through that lens, instead of the more realistic 'attraction happens all the time and you're not entitled to someone just because of that'. That dude is very old but still seems stuck within that mode of Magical Thinking. 'I keep thinking about her, this must be something special' no it's not, you're just bored and lonely and wanna gently caress and so you're unconsciously finding people for this in the most unhealthy places bc you're not even paying attention to your actual wants and needs, and instead you just neglect yourself emotionally/sexually/whathaveyou until you let them bubble up within you like something Happening At You Unbidden, Which Must Be Acted Upon. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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QuarkJets posted:No judgments, your wife is one of those people with a more unique kink It's even worse, she's a nurse. I had to tell her and the doctor to stop talking shop about my junk. monkeytennis posted:Same here. I drove myself home then lounged about for a couple of days taking ibuprofen. My sack looked like an aubergine but no real adverse affect on day to day life. Other than the stitches, mine looked perfectly normal. And yes, the whole "here's a pot of my still-warm cum" thing was pretty embarrassing.
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chitoryu12 posted:I [22M] lied and told the girl [22F] I've been talking to that I'm circumsized, how do I fix this? please do not cut of your foreskin just to bang this one dumb chick keep your tackle as-is and enjoy the increased sexual stimulation for both yourself and your partners
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DemoneeHo posted:Help! I Am Very Attracted to My Sister’s Stepdaughter. This is one where we really need to know the ages. I'm betting he's under 35.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:please do not cut of your foreskin just to bang this one dumb chick dude's probably unaware he has to clean it
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The guy [23M] i'm [22F] dating is manipulating me into buying him something. What should I do?quote:The guy I’ve been dating for about a year now is asking (begging really) for a $60 video game. He is NOT my boyfriend. We hang out, go on dates, and have had sex but we’re not exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend. this stuff is so incredibly baffling to me. how can you date for a year and not be together? why are so many stories like "oh yeah we've been seeing each other 3-5 times a week for eight months, we sleep together every time, he's met my family and we spent the holidays together, but he's not my boyfriend" like what
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This one is worth abusing spoilers forquote:I’m [25F] refusing to go on holiday with husband’s [25M] family, he wants to go, I think he’s crazy[/25M] E: quote:My mum is a social worker and has the same fear. When the fights do break out I lock myself in our room with my girl, but I’m terrified it’ll get to the point where that’s not enough. teen witch fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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Boyfriend (M26) yelled at me (F24) because I rejected a guy without saying “I’m in a relationship.”quote:I won’t babble on, but - in my experience - when a guy is coming on to me, no matter what I say, they’re usually persistent.
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Frog Act posted:The guy [23M] i'm [22F] dating is manipulating me into buying him something. What should I do? Because people bend backwards to avoid putting labels on things in an attempt to avoid commitment/feelings/baggage. It’s why 90% of FWB posts on reddit are about one person “catching feels” after 4 years of screwing. In other news, I’m old.
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