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google THIS posted:Homo Erectus loving lol
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I propose a very frank and stern "no-nonsense" approach. A twenty minute lecture directly addressing the topic should do the trick. The instructor should state that the word "erectus" refers to an erect spine, and not an erect penis. This was the first time animals have ever been able to walk upright, not get a boner. Animals have been getting a boner for as long as we have observed time, so it would not make sense to name humans after this characteristic. Females also cannot get boners, so the name would have to include both genders of the species. Also, the word "homo" just means man. You could say "homo homo homo homo I'm a big homo" and that would just mean "man man man man I'm a big man". If any students are still laughing, just repeat it in a higher voice for emphasis. That should clear up all of the confusion.
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Sep 10, 2019 21:15
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Also, maybe have a really big horn that you honk every time you say the word "homo" or "boner" or "erectus" to help distract students from laughing at those words.
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Sep 10, 2019 21:19
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WetNightmare posted:man man man man I'm a big man lol wow real tuff guy over here
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Sep 10, 2019 21:32
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The United States actually has to import non-English experts to study homo erectus-related topics because native researchers keep laughing.
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Sep 10, 2019 21:36
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WetNightmare posted:I propose a very frank and stern "no-nonsense" approach. A twenty minute lecture directly addressing the topic should do the trick. The instructor should state that the word "erectus" refers to an erect spine, and not an erect penis. This was the first time animals have ever been able to walk upright, not get a boner. Animals have been getting a boner for as long as we have observed time, so it would not make sense to name humans after this characteristic. Females also cannot get boners, so the name would have to include both genders of the species. Also, the word "homo" just means man. You could say "homo homo homo homo I'm a big homo" and that would just mean "man man man man I'm a big man". If any students are still laughing, just repeat it in a higher voice for emphasis. That should clear up all of the confusion. It is also important to dress up like a giant hairy penis wearing Fred Flintstone's clothes, as this will help highlight the very absurdity of laughing at this subject matter to begin with. |
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Sep 10, 2019 21:47
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WetNightmare posted:I propose a very frank and stern "no-nonsense" approach. A twenty minute lecture directly addressing the topic should do the trick. The instructor should state that the word "erectus" refers to an erect spine, and not an erect penis. This was the first time animals have ever been able to walk upright, not get a boner. Animals have been getting a boner for as long as we have observed time, so it would not make sense to name humans after this characteristic. Females also cannot get boners, so the name would have to include both genders of the species. Also, the word "homo" just means man. You could say "homo homo homo homo I'm a big homo" and that would just mean "man man man man I'm a big man". If any students are still laughing, just repeat it in a higher voice for emphasis. That should clear up all of the confusion.
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Sep 10, 2019 23:17
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Now class, settle down. Ok, get your giggles out. Everybody done? OK, now while H. erectus -settle down, I said- is regarded as one of the earliest of the modern hominids, new evidence seems to point to another, less known hominid, H. diarrhea toilet anus... |
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Sep 11, 2019 10:16
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Now class, settle down. Ok, get your giggles out. Everybody done? OK, now while H. erectus -settle down, I said- is regarded as one of the earliest of the modern hominids, new evidence seems to point to another, less known hominid, H. diarrhea toilet anus...
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Sep 11, 2019 12:08
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Now class, settle down. Ok, get your giggles out. Everybody done? OK, now while H. erectus -settle down, I said- is regarded as one of the earliest of the modern hominids, new evidence seems to point to another, less known hominid, H. diarrhea toilet anus... |
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Sep 11, 2019 14:42
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(H. erectus touching a huge black monolith) Monolith: Lol not you (H. heidelbergensis touches the monolith, learns to use weapons, and drives away the H. erectus) Monolith: I just made you beat off Homo erectus lmao |
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Sep 11, 2019 14:57
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google THIS posted:(H. erectus touching a huge black monolith) |
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Sep 11, 2019 16:15
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Homo erectus (Latin: "boner dude") is an extinct species of the genus Homo.[1] Fossil remains were found in Java (1890s) and in China (1921). Nearly all of them were lost during World War II, but there are casts that are considered to be reliable evidence. The most distinctive tool of erectus was the Acheulean hand axe, first invented 1.8 million years ago (mya). This hand axe was made by chipping a suitable stone with a hammer stone. Later, the neanderthals used a soft hammer made of deer antler bone to make better tools. The Acheulean hand axe lasted for over a million years as the main tool. Its main use was for butchering meat. This we know because different uses leave different micro-wear on the hand axe surfaces.[7][8] MUNGO MAN mungo man was buried lying on his back, with his hands joined together covering the groin. Some of the bones show evidence of osteoarthritis and eburnation, and the teeth are well worn. Based on this, it is likely that mungo man was quite old (around 50 years old) when he died.[15] New studies show that, using the length of his limb bones, it is possible to estimate mungo man's height at 196 centimetres (77 inches or 6 ft 5 in), unusually tall for an Aboriginal.[10]
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Sep 11, 2019 17:45
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google THIS posted:(H. erectus touching a huge black monolith)
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Sep 11, 2019 20:07
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homo sapiest sappien
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Sep 11, 2019 23:54
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homo erectus the most cum ejectest, holla if ya hear me
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lost my old email posted:homo erectus the most cum ejectest, holla if ya hear me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiSgkXDhSg8
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