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Lol, it's a censored summary of the 'reasonable worst case'. Not the base scenario that already got leaked.
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Yellowhammer posted:Private sector companies' behaviour will be governed by commercial considerations, unless influenced otherwise. Behold, the invisible hand of the free market!
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Seems... Brief? Is this just a summary?
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I think they just censored lots of it so that they can "release" it.
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Looks like this is just a summary of the presumptions they had while making it?
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NewMars posted:Looks like this is just a summary of the presumptions they had while making it? I mean I still fully expect some well-sourced leak to pop up any second saying "actually this is only like 1/56 of the full thing". Very interested to see what was redacted though considering they left in that our medicine supply will be reduced by 60% (!) for 6 loving months. e: lol@[20], "there is an assumption that there will be no major change to social care, because we already hosed it all up lol. For real tho it's gonna get worse"
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I suppose it was too naive to expect for the entire unedited document to be released. Also lol at point 18.
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Skarsnik posted:
We had the original version posted in this thread around a week ago. I'm comparing now, It's mostly the same with some layout changes- I think the redacted bit is about Northern Ireland which was in the old and is absent from the new. pastebin.com/7gjc6qgy
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feedmegin posted:I have just Got another stealth Pratchett pun holy poo poo They're all over his books, even the non-Discworld ones.
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Skarsnik posted:Wonder what the redacted bit is it's just Boris calling Cameron gay for several paragraphs
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Didn't parliament ask for the entire document, uncensored?
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OwlFancier posted:Didn't parliament ask for the entire document, uncensored? Yes, but that doesn't mean that the public get to see it unredacted.
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Just occurred to me that Tom Watson must be loving gutted that this and the Court of Session judgment both came up on the day he made his latest grand play against Corbyn, he's been quiet for long enough that he must have been planning this for a while 
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OwlFancier posted:Re: cooking I also find a way to make things taste good (aside from turning them brown with animal fat in a frying pan) is to add more ingredients. I find pontack to be a really good meat free alternative to Worcestershire sauce - there are probably even still enough ripe elderberries around in some parts of the country to make up a batch this weekend. This is not the recipe I normally use (I'm away from home and don't have access to my recipes) but it looks similar enough that it should give a good idea. I'd use mace rather than nutmeg if possible since the sauce will be smoother without ground spices. https://honest-food.net/wild-game/sauces-for-wild-game/pontack-an-elderberry-sauce/
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This seems to be the redacted bit, unless I'm missing it in the released document? "Tariffs make UK petrol exports to the EU uncompetitive. Industry had plans to mitigate the impact on refinery margins and profitability, but UK government policy to set petrol import tariffs at 0% inadvertently undermines these plans. This leads to big financial losses and the closure of two refineries (which are converted to import terminals) with about 2,000 direct job losses. Resulting strike action at refineries would lead to disruptions to fuel availability for 1-2 weeks in the regions they directly supply. Government analysis of the impact of no-deal on refineries continues."
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Jedit posted:Yes, but that doesn't mean that the public get to see it unredacted. So first order of business is to read it out in parliament once they sit again I guess.
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Tom Watson is having a normal one today. Not sure why he is so desperate to smear supporters of presidential candidates... https://twitter.com/CobraKeiser/status/1171820841270747137
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crispix posted:An elderly person in my family to this day still answers the telephone by saying his town name followed by the last 6 digits of his number. There probably was a time when that was a standard thing that people with home telephones did. When they first put phones in to Cirencester my grandparents house was Cirencester 2. 1 was the post office.
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Remember when they said everything would be dandy and brilliant the first day of brexit. We would be rolling in the new trade deals.
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Kevino07 posted:Tom Watson is having a normal one today. Not sure why he is so desperate to smear supporters of presidential candidates... A bad day for Toms Watson.
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happyhippy posted:Remember when they said everything would be dandy and brilliant the first day of brexit. Red white and bluUuUUuuuueeeEEeee body bags for all. Well not all, there will be a shortage.
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crispix posted:Red white and bluUuUUuuuueeeEEeee body bags for all. Ditches for most
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ItohRespectArmy posted:More like suicide via shooting himself in the back of the head twice No, no, he'll be found zipped up inside a gym bag and the coroner will conclude it's a suicide.
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There's also a redacted section apparently, not sure which one. reposting the old leaked BASE SCENARIO summary
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Borrovan posted:Just occurred to me that Tom Watson must be loving gutted that this and the Court of Session judgment both came up on the day he made his latest grand play against Corbyn, he's been quiet for long enough that he must have been planning this for a while He got himself a nice slot on the news though
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baka kaba posted:He got himself a nice slot on the news though But nobodies really talking about it. As much as it is on the news it isn't the news. I think he expected it to be a lot bigger and a lot more important than it turned out to be.
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OwlFancier posted:I feel like that one isn't very stealth if you have ever heard of the stone of scone Ohhhh wait I didn't think it was explictly called that in the books but I guess it is
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Private Speech posted:There's also a redacted section apparently, not sure which one. Someone posted it upthread but its probably the bit about a couple of oil refineries shutting down, likely because it's easy to work out who it is and that'll be commercially sensitive information
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Josef bugman posted:But nobodies really talking about it. As much as it is on the news it isn't the news. Well sure, but it's a bit "here's Labour laying out their position!!" in a prominent slot. Even if people aren't really talking about it the news still gave him a platform to address the nation or whatever
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crispix posted:An elderly person in my family to this day still answers the telephone by saying his town name followed by the last 6 digits of his number. There probably was a time when that was a standard thing that people with home telephones did. When we had a land line that's how we all used to answer - just the number though, not the town.
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baka kaba posted:Well sure, but it's a bit "here's Labour laying out their position!!" in a prominent slot. Even if people aren't really talking about it the news still gave him a platform to address the nation or whatever True, but once again it's only going to be crazy people, such as ourselves, who are doing this/paying that much attention.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Well I don't like cooking because I don't have the talent for it. I can follow a recipe, but I definitely couldn't make something up on the fly because I really have no idea what I'm doing. And if I haven't got an ingredient the recipe calls for, I panic. Long way back, but I'm pretty much an exemplar of Dunning Kruger for cooking. I just throw random poo poo into a pot and every time it turns out shite I'm surprised. My current side dish is green beans sauteed in butter with chorizo, following no recipe whatsoever but it tastes alright I guess. I also made a 'stir fry' with meatballs, paneer, asparagus and nandos hot sauce the other day. Oh look, yellow hamster.
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It would have been better if the entire report turned out to be the word "gently caress" written eight thousand times.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Marmite bolognese due to past behaviour I'm afraid you've permanently lost your bolognese discussion privileges feedmegin posted:Ohhhh wait I didn't think it was explictly called that in the books but I guess it is it's the Scone of Stone, because dwarf bread is made out of rock
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Angrymog posted:When we had a land line that's how we all used to answer - just the number though, not the town. All this chat has made me realise I still remember my nana's phone number despite it being probably 25 years since I last saw, heard or dialled it. First memory that came back was my pop's voice saying 5094 and then the rest flooded back. I think UKMT just gave me back my only memory of my pop's voice.
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baka kaba posted:Well sure, but it's a bit "here's Labour laying out their position!!" in a prominent slot. Even if people aren't really talking about it the news still gave him a platform to address the nation or whatever From seeing how it was shown on the news during the day (we have it on in the office which has been pleasingly amusing recently) it felt like Corbyn got at least as much screen time as Watson which was good, though before the proroguation judgement came out there was quite a lot of bullshit being thrown around by talking heads as you might expect. Len McCluskey dropped some loving huge shade on Watson which was hilarious and they even let him do a pretty long bit on how Labour's brexit policy is the only one which makes sense.
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