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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Burt Sexual posted:

WHat a dumb derail.
What to do after you accidentally maim your balls is very on topic for OSHA thread.

It is the subject of my new Staplerfahrer Klaus style workplace safety video.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
had to have ball reduction surgery, was in a lot of hip pain. guys sure do have it rough

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Splicer posted:

Saw a couple of studies when I was younger that said ladies eyeing up dudes in pants fairly consistently rated big balls > big dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXqMUSheJ1Q&t=16s

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Rent-A-Cop posted:

That's insane and I hate it.

I'm gay now. I hope you're happy women.
Sorry to hear about your humongous dong and/or tiny balls

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

This is outrageously stupid. Even the dullest Alabama hick should have known this could never work.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

This is too perfect to be real. Is this a viral stunt or something?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

This is too perfect to be real. Is this a viral stunt or something?

Chomp8645 posted:

This is outrageously stupid. Even the dullest Alabama hick should have known this could never work.

chitoryu12 posted:

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

clearly y'all have not met many alabamians

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

chitoryu12 posted:

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

Notice the unused hitch ball, too?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Burt Sexual posted:

Notice the unused hitch ball, too?

wow holy poo poo lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobies Towing Service

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Chomp8645 posted:

This is outrageously stupid. Even the dullest Alabama hick should have known this could never work.

Someone told him 'let's get us a rope and...' so he ran off all excited.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

I assume there were no drivers involved.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Notice the unused hitch ball, too?

I'm guessing there was a moment of bad clever where they were going to tie it to the hitch but then realized if they had to stop quick, the towed car would go right into the hitch. So someone said that if they tied it to the left side of the truck and the right side of the car, the car would just go past the truck.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


https://i.imgur.com/9kEhAgX.gifv

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

well if you’re gonna plug a bomb into a wall, I don’t know why you’d bother to ground it...

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Splicer posted:

Sorry to hear about your humongous dong and/or tiny balls
The configuration minimizes aerodynamic drag.

Like the Concorde.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



chitoryu12 posted:

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

It looks at one point like the brake lights light, but it was just a refraction.

No driver, and no key turned to release the wheel, either...which would have created a whole ‘nother set of problems.

I confess I made a similar error in 1985: pulled a ‘76 Corolla from DC to Philadelphia using a U-Haul tow bar & bumper hitch on my ‘65 Fury. I neglected to free the front wheels...only noticed it after dragging the poor thing through a left turn at an intersection.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Sep 11, 2019

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010
Chicago can be so OSHA.


The saddle is about 10 feet off the ground.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Post poste posted:

Chicago can be so OSHA.


The saddle is about 10 feet off the ground.

Jesus holy poo poo. Does that thing even have brakes? I see a lever on the right handle but no cable and no rim brakes.

If a car pulls out in front of him, dude is going to describe a perfect arc right into the ground, face first.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCMYhP7IbOM

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It's probably a fixy

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


On brand to not wear a helmet.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Post poste posted:

Chicago can be so OSHA.


The saddle is about 10 feet off the ground.

i'm the 5-1/4 floppy stuck in the front wheel

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cojawfee posted:

It's probably a fixy

Nah, it's got a derailleur gearset. So the rider can't even pretend to slow down.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i'm the 5-1/4 floppy stuck in the front wheel

:vomarine: but it's fractal so you zoom in on his face and it's another :vomarine:.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PainterofCrap posted:

Nah, it's got a derailleur gearset. So the rider can't even pretend to slow down.

They probably just welded it together so it no longer freewheels.

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Post poste posted:

Chicago can be so OSHA.


The saddle is about 10 feet off the ground.

I'm pretty sure that guy has been around for years. He used to ride in heavy traffic at the three-way intersection of Damen, North, & Milwaukee seemingly just for fun.

*edit: and often at night

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Looks like a Chunk 666 bike

Google it

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




chitoryu12 posted:

Did he not put a loving driver in the seat?

No, see, if there was a driver he could get dinged for unsafe operation of a motor vehicle or something.
No driver = nobody responsible if it gets in an accident. Mm hmm.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Platystemon posted:

They probably just welded it together so it no longer freewheels.

This would just make the derailer and chain explode when he tries to stop

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waaaaaaaaghhh

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

This would just make the derailer and chain explode when he tries to stop

Weld that, too.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Nailed it

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I want one

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Is that a shaped charge on a stick?

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Is that a shaped charge on a stick?

Yes. Shitotsubakurai or lunge mine.

>The pokey bits are nails to ensure the proper standoff range for the warhead to function properly. The fuze was activated by a ripcord. So you'd have to run up, jam the thing at the enemy tank, then pull a cord to activate the warhead and probably kill yourself.

Volcott fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Sep 12, 2019

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