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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Jerry Cotton posted:

Are you sure? The facial features look the same.

yeah it's definitely the same guy, just with a haircut

lol

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Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:09

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

chitoryu12 posted:

last time i saw this i believe it was established that having young children is a far higher correlative factor for goose-following than being childless

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StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

luxury handset posted:

last time i saw this i believe it was established that having young children is a far higher correlative factor for goose-following than being childless

I admit my goose chasing time has seen a dramatic reduction

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:22

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Danish explorer/adventurer Peter Freuchen (1886-1957) once got trapped in an avalanche during an expedition to Greenland and had to dig his way out with a dagger he fashioned from his own excrement.

Doubt it would be very good for cutting.

He was also active with the resistance during the Nazi occupation of Denmark, despite being old and having a peg leg (which he always called "lortbenet" or "the poo poo leg"). He would also claim to be Jewish anytime he overheard anyone espouse anti-semitic views.

Here he is with his third wife, Dagmar Cohn:

Imagine this dude trapped under a vast amount of snow, then pooping, waiting for his poop to freeze and just going to town.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Sep 12, 2019

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:23

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

I'm assuming that was supposed to go in the badass thread. But in any case, the name Dagmar is mildly amusing.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:24

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Poop daggers: also amusing.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:28

Ammanas: Jul 17, 2005; Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Scathach posted:

Poop daggers: also amusing.

this is my hole. it was made for me

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:32

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Scathach posted:

Poop daggers: also amusing.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 00:59

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Data Graham posted:

i can be yuor good boy or yuor gooder boy

# ? Sep 12, 2019 01:23

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Rascar Capac posted:

They do, however, make for an interesting locked-room murder mystery

# ? Sep 12, 2019 01:32

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

They do, however, make for an interesting locked-room murder mystery

The person with the coldest butthole did it

# ? Sep 12, 2019 01:44

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot.

How would this thing walk?

This seems like the obvious answer, mirroring a more traditional centaur. But it's running speed will be terrible and the whole thing just looks awkward. Maybe there's another answer.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 02:42

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Rascar Capac posted:

They clearly got the wrong guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUCEMjhsvaU

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:05

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

chitoryu12 posted:

This got ousted in the comics thread in pyf a couple weeks back and started a huge derail because there's also a "sir no kids" version and the gooses caused some commotion.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:27

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Danish explorer/adventurer Peter Freuchen (1886-1957) once got trapped in an avalanche during an expedition to Greenland and had to dig his way out with a dagger he fashioned from his own excrement.

Doubt it would be very good for cutting.

He was also active with the resistance during the Nazi occupation of Denmark, despite being old and having a peg leg (which he always called "lortbenet" or "the poo poo leg"). He would also claim to be Jewish anytime he overheard anyone espouse anti-semitic views.

Here he is with his third wife, Dagmar Cohn:

Imagine this dude trapped under a vast amount of snow, then pooping, waiting for his poop to freeze and just going to town.

I love this.

Imagine some loud mouthed bigot talking poo poo and that guy standing up and going, "I'm Jewish, what's wrong with me?" and watching the rear end in a top hat fold.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:29

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot.

How would this thing walk?

This seems like the obvious answer, mirroring a more traditional centaur. But it's running speed will be terrible and the whole thing just looks awkward. Maybe there's another answer.

Ahahahaha

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:31

Snowmankilla: Dec 6, 2000; True, true

Watching that was wild.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:42

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Baron von Eevl posted:

This got ousted in the comics thread in pyf a couple weeks back and started a huge derail because there's also a "sir no kids" version and the gooses caused some commotion.

Yeah, there's usually a commotion when somebody gets goosed.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 03:50

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Baron von Eevl posted:

This got ousted in the comics thread in pyf a couple weeks back and started a huge derail because there's also a "sir no kids" version and the gooses caused some commotion.

And you didn't share it here because?...

# ? Sep 12, 2019 04:07

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I admit my goose chasing time has seen a dramatic reduction

I'm sure the Karens of the world spend a lot of time chasing geese to extract an apology and demand to speak with their manager regardless of the age of their children.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 06:19

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

FreudianSlippers posted:

Danish explorer/adventurer Peter Freuchen (1886-1957) once got trapped in an avalanche during an expedition to Greenland and had to dig his way out with a dagger he fashioned from his own excrement.

Doubt it would be very good for cutting.

He was also active with the resistance during the Nazi occupation of Denmark, despite being old and having a peg leg (which he always called "lortbenet" or "the poo poo leg"). He would also claim to be Jewish anytime he overheard anyone espouse anti-semitic views.

Here he is with his third wife, Dagmar Cohn:

Imagine this dude trapped under a vast amount of snow, then pooping, waiting for his poop to freeze and just going to town.

Why didn't he cut his way out with the peg leg

# ? Sep 12, 2019 06:31

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

theflyingorc posted:

Why didn't he cut his way out with the peg leg

Why else would he call it his "poo poo leg?"

# ? Sep 12, 2019 06:49

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Peg leg made of poop would be a lovely peg leg

# ? Sep 12, 2019 07:37

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Facebook Aunt posted:

Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot.

How would this thing walk?

This seems like the obvious answer, mirroring a more traditional centaur. But it's running speed will be terrible and the whole thing just looks awkward. Maybe there's another answer.

I'd like to see those as skeletons, ala the cartoon character skeletons.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 08:17

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

theflyingorc posted:

Why didn't he cut his way out with the peg leg

I don't think he had it at the time. P sure he got it from frostbite so it might even be the same event

# ? Sep 12, 2019 08:18

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

dee eight posted:

I'd like to see those as skeletons, ala the cartoon character skeletons.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 08:19

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

luxury handset posted:

last time i saw this i believe it was established that having young children is a far higher correlative factor for goose-following than being childless

The secret is to never stop being a child regardless of your chronological age.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 12:05

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

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immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Sep 12, 2019 13:08

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

immortalyawn posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2019 13:41

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

FreudianSlippers posted:

Here he is with his third wife, Dagmar Cohn:

Imagine this dude trapped under a vast amount of snow, then pooping, waiting for his poop to freeze and just going to town.

She looks like she's seen that poo poo before.....

# ? Sep 12, 2019 14:13

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

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dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Sep 12, 2019 18:02

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

dee eight posted:

I'd like to see those as skeletons, ala the cartoon character skeletons.

# ? Sep 12, 2019 18:12

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Facebook Aunt posted:

Somebody posted a reverse centaur a while back. I've been thinking about it a lot.

How would this thing walk?

This seems like the obvious answer, mirroring a more traditional centaur. But it's running speed will be terrible and the whole thing just looks awkward. Maybe there's another answer.

That's all very well, but how would it wear trousers?

# ? Sep 12, 2019 18:23