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Gene Hackman Fan posted:oh, no, i wasn't trying to be cruel-- text-only banter really misses something. your joke really threw me off because i thought your sig was related, but then i noticed it was on every one of your posts and brain imploded. 
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TheShrike posted:your joke really threw me off because i thought your sig was related, but then i noticed it was on every one of your posts and brain imploded. ...goddamnit, i thought i turned that signature off. edit: i had sigs and avatars turned off for the longest time when i worked at an old job. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Sep 8, 2019 |
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but i do humbly apologize, sweetwillyrollbar, and will work to improve my posting.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:oh, no, i wasn't trying to be cruel-- text-only banter really misses something. Haha. I keep getting myself into these situations. No worries! |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Haha. I keep getting myself into these situations. No worries! Still having to manually rev up your car's motor every morning. Every device handcranked, gotta set aside 30 minutes to hand crank your phone in the morning. Literally every device - toilet flush has to be cranked for 30 seconds. Open the door? gotta crank 5 seconds. Want to have light in your apartment? Gotta crank about 2 minutes per each light. |
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TheShrike posted:Still having to manually rev up your car's motor every morning. you wanna read a novel of henrik ibsen? you have to turn the screw. 
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:you wanna read a novel of henrik ibsen? you have to turn the screw. You're really screwed if you want to read Henry James. |
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xcheopis posted:You're really screwed if you want to read Henry James. 
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TheShrike posted:Still having to manually rev up your car's motor every morning. A dystopian future where everyone has one really beefy arm. |
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google THIS posted:A dystopian future where everyone has one really beefy arm. one guy has two big arms, and is infinity king
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It's me! Adult boy detective! You can call me Encyclopedia Beaten Black and Blue. Encyclopedia Brown? Oh yah he's my cousin. He sucks.
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Eldritch horror TED talks "So, with this new invention we figured that we could raise our summoning horror success AND other dimension rift creation by at least 7%, but then we thought - why stop there? How could we really bring nightmare inducing 'wet' dreams to a new level? Turns out, we just needed the innocence and naivity of a child to really up our fhtagn game. Well, and its blood."
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so we have quantified fear and loosh energy, and in this talk i will explain how we can use vril to
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TheShrike posted:Still having to manually rev up your car's motor every morning. Sorry I'm late, had to spend some extra time cranking this morning. My appliances work fine, I was just masturbating |
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*Handcranking my fleshlight for 20 minutes* "This'll all be worth it. I'll probably still be horny once this thing is ready to go. Looks over at the Playboy. Ahhhhhh crud, I didn't pre-crank that one. I better cancel my appointment this afternoon, this is gonna take all day." *Begins handcranking my telephone*
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"Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk! Who among us here hasn't driven a wrenched mortal insane with our non-euclidean geometries? I know I have! *audience laughs politely*. Thank you. So, the one question I have for the audience... what is our greatest fear? Can we even fear? Can we hurt? Can we cry? Or are we too cold, too alien, too... eldritch for such insignificant emotions. Guys, I want to show you what it's like when eldritch monstrosities feel. I wan't you to think of the thing you hate about yourself. Maybe it's the way you gorge yourself on cultists at rituals, that "just one more" mentality that leaves populations decimated and people screaming. Maybe, like great Cthulhu, you spend all day asleep, dreaming. *breathes in too close to headset mic* Dreams are good! Dreams are healthy! But you know what's better than dreams? Taking those dreams and having the courage to tear reality asunder! Looking at yourself and saying *takes a drink of complementary Dasani bottled water, crunching plastic slightly* Hey, you know what? I am an unknowable monstrosity from eldritch realms! I deserve better than to do this to myself. I deserve to be like Cthulhu, Like Hauster, Like Nyarlathotep. I can run with the big dogs! I can be somebody. Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to tell you a story. *breathes in too close to headset mic again* I want to tell you about how my gap-year hijacking a human body changed my life for the better, how it taught me who I was, and who I was not. Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to help you live your best un-life!"
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Goons Are Great posted:Eldritch horror TED talks |
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hello, and welcome to my TEDx talk; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHELPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELPMEPLEASE HELPMEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELPAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHNONONONONONONONONNONONON THE BLACK GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG IAHA IAH~! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Clowner posted:Jerry: You can't just steal a baby to use in an Eldritch ritual! kramer burts in, eyes leaking black tar jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Rubber inner-tubes? I haven't even met her!
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hi, i'm bob vila, and welcome to "this old ritual." as you might remember from our last episode, we found this beautiful alabaster altar that we're going to incorporate into our blood-oath summonings, but before we can do that, there's some restoration work we have to take care of-- luckily, we have with us today an expert in marble countertops, as well as a fellow devotee to yog-sototh: carl clayton. carl, what's that you're doing there? oh hey, bob, when installing a second-hand altar, you really have to be careful that it isn't bound to some other deity, but a little chicken blood and some 1500-grit sandpaper can really do wonders... |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Rubber inner-tubes? I haven't even met her! ketchup and liquor
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Rubber inner-tubes? I haven't even met her! Hahaha |
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FactsAreUseless posted:deep-sea explorer Johnny Deeper |
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"It's better than a kick in the crotch." Ooh, better? Yessss. "Well better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick anyway." Uh huh. Right in the eye. Mmmm. "What I mean is, it could be worse." Yeah so bad, like a firm punishment. |
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The matrix but everyone is in those high-viz orange safety jackets |
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sebmojo posted:The matrix but everyone is in those high-viz orange safety jackets google THIS posted:Instead of doing that little "come on" motion when starting a fight Neo turns his sign from STOP to SLOW. lol
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I have seen the Fnords. And given my choice, I'd probably get a Fnusion.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I have seen the Fnords.
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The freeway scene, exactly the same except they're not being chased or shot at and there are a lot more orange barrels. |
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google THIS posted:The freeway scene, exactly the same except they're not being chased or shot at and there are a lot more orange barrels. |
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You choose the red light - the story ends, you stay signaling at the intersection and believe whatever you want to believe. You choose the green light - you carefully drive to Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. |
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Neo driving solo around a race track, thinking he is making all the turns perfectly because of slow motion matrix time, but it turns out he just left the parking brake on.
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