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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Episodes previous to this for sure lose me, but the one where Hank admonishes Bobby the whole episode for not being Christian the "right" way was just irritating. Hank comes off as a huge dick and then has a shoehorned lesson about fads in the last thirty seconds to be proven right. Reborn To Be Wild, I think?

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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
that episode rules though

"You can't wear a tshirt with that word on it!"
"Why not Dad? Satan DOES suck!"
"He's right Hank! What does your tshirt say? Satan RULES?!"

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock and roll worse!"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

namlosh posted:

Watched straight through recently and the first episode that really pissed me off was the one where they go to the park for an “eat what you catch” self-reliance lesson and they run into a huge hippy straw man. Just ridiculous...

Like, yeah hippies hate work so much... that’s why they went primitive camping in a park and stole a truck

Terrible

Hank was okay with teaming up with those hippies to raise delicious cows. It's not all black and white, man.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

MightyJoe36 posted:

"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock and roll worse!"

That episode was worth it for that line alone.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Paladinus posted:

Hank was okay with teaming up with those hippies to raise delicious cows. It's not all black and white, man.

Lmao, oh yeah...

The moral of that episode, among others... was that hank will completely forget his own values as long as it tastes good

And again, all hippies are hypocrites. It’s in their name :jerkbag:

The Bible
May 8, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

This show affected my sense of humour, defined a part of my friend group, and changed my life in some fundamental ways. I'm willing to go as far as to say I like this show a lot, I tell you what

If this show wasn't here, I'd miss it... some...

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
“He was the meanest man on one leg... he used to lean on a desk and swing his stump at you.
Then, while you standing there stunned that a one legged man had just kicked you...

He’d bite ya”
“Dang, must have reminisced too hard and brought my pain water up”

— cotton hill

And the greatest koth quote of all time, imo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Pee diddle

modulartribe
Feb 24, 2012

modular tribesman
*plugs nose* Kahn, consider the properties of a banana

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

pinch me, mr. ho.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I still adore how Hank thought the renaissance fair was weird and dumb until he saw the propane fueled dragon.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
How now, Gas Man?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fishstick posted:

How now, Gas Man?

That was Alan Rickman's character right?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

pinch me, mr. ho.

I sell what and what accessories?

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

BigDave posted:

I sell what and what accessories?

Uh, tractors?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

namlosh posted:

Uh, tractors?

*Shakes head shamefully*

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

No more lies! I loved that bagel.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

BigDave posted:

*Shakes head shamefully*

To be fair Hank, you used to sell tractors

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Hyrax Attack! posted:

To be fair Hank, you used to sell tractors

Yes, but he didn't know that.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





BigDave posted:

I sell what and what accessories?

Does anyone have the screen cap of the terrible news article/opinion piece that stated that "We were never told what Hank Hill does for his profession"?

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Does anyone have the screen cap of the terrible news article/opinion piece that stated that "We were never told what Hank Hill does for his profession"?

lol i still cant believe that is real (is it?).

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

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I LAUGH AT TONY DANZA
i laugh at tony danza
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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i can't remember any lines from the episode other than "THIS happened in our movie, too!" but somehow i can remember the whole tune of Come On Down to Harlottown from the episode where arlen hosts the porn awards

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

lol i still cant believe that is real (is it?).





Literally an episode about elitists not knowing what Hank does.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Hackers film 1995 posted:

lol i still cant believe that is real (is it?).



It appears to be real. I found the source document using the text from the picture. https://www.cercles.com/n8/butsch.pdf

Oddly enough, slightly below the KotH statement the author names a bunch of sitcoms from the 90s that he claims to be "short lived" and states that the only successful one of his list was "Grace Under Fire" because it "was the only one that lasted long enough to be considered a hit. It is strange because that show lasted 5 years, and in the list of failed sitcoms he included "King of Queens" that, while awful in my opinion, lasted almost twice as long as Grace Under Fire. Seems like an article written by someone who does not care for the subject matter.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

food court bailiff posted:

i can't remember any lines from the episode other than "THIS happened in our movie, too!" but somehow i can remember the whole tune of Come On Down to Harlottown from the episode where arlen hosts the porn awards

"I have a gala."

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
When did Hank sell tractors? He agreed that he used to, but he met Buck when selling blue jeans at Jeans West after high school.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
He was a drat pump jockey

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

He was a drat pump jockey

WORKS FOR TIPS

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He was a drat pump jockey

Good GOD you got a fat neck Hank!

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

toby huss is a natural treasure hes finally looking a little old in the HBO preacher show god bless him

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Richard M Nixon posted:

When did Hank sell tractors? He agreed that he used to, but he met Buck when selling blue jeans at Jeans West after high school.

Summer job, maybe?

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

all yall askin when hank sold tractors need to go back to grad school

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

MightyJoe36 posted:

"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock and roll worse!"

Among the truest words ever spoken

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
There were never really that many hippies in the first place but you sure as hell wouldn't know it watching anything Judge, or trey parker, or matt stone, create.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Milo and POTUS posted:

There were never really that many hippies in the first place but you sure as hell wouldn't know it watching anything Judge, or trey parker, or matt stone, create.



Love the classic Mike Judge liberal hippie strawman

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
I do think it is funny how they really grew to hate all the characters on the show. It happens slowly, starting with Peggy because, well, she is super hateable. But by the last season, the writers are just dripping with contempt for everyone. It makes the last season hard to watch.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Naw you hate peggy then grow to love her.

Hooooooyeah

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Another Bill posted:



Love the classic Mike Judge liberal hippie strawman

what episode is that

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