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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Stoatbringer posted:

That's all very well, but how would it wear trousers?

the only positive point of being a horse is making GBS threads on the go, of course it doesn't wear any trousers

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



ABSOLUTELY NOT INJURIOUS

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

zoux posted:



ABSOLUTELY NOT INJURIOUS

I see the whole "which end goes in mouth" thing hadn't been figured out yet.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

slinkimalinki posted:

I see the whole "which end goes in mouth" thing hadn't been figured out yet.

OK A LITTLE BIT INJURIOUS

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SimonovCarbine/status/1171825224209326082?s=19

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


By 70s standard that's a practically conservative outfit.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Pff, not even a member of the Bad Rats Kings Klub. What a scrub.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


zoux posted:



ABSOLUTELY NOT INJURIOUS
https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/403359911481839617?lang=en

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cocabacco has quite a ring to it I gotta say

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Fred was secretly in Dexy's Midnight Riders this whole time?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jamesman posted:

Fred was secretly in Dexy's Midnight Riders this whole time?

Come on Scooby
Oh let's solve mysteries
In a moment, we'll unmask the fiend

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Come on Scooby
Oh let's solve mysteries
In a moment, we'll unmask the fiend

We'll rip off their mask
And by then they'll confess
On hey Daphne
Come on Scooby

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Baron von Eevl posted:

We'll rip off their mask
And by then they'll confess
On hey Daphne
Come on Scooby

Isn't that usually the other way around?

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Data Graham posted:

Cocabacco has quite a ring to it I gotta say

They were cuckoo for coca puffs.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Biggest human penis

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Huh so that's why she listened to the serpent. Thanks giant dick metaphors!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
They were born in Africa after all

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Adam was pretty good with his tongue too - there's a reason the place they lived was called the Garden of Eatin'

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Were Adam and Eve married???? I understood Eve to be some sort of modified clone of Adam.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Adam was pretty good with his tongue too - there's a reason the place they lived was called the Garden of Eatin'

Hah! It's also a sex poisition thing and also sounds like Eden!

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LawfulWaffle posted:

Were Adam and Eve married???? I understood Eve to be some sort of modified clone of Adam.

he threw his first wife out for not being submissive enough so gods backup plan was making a clone yes

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

LawfulWaffle posted:

Were Adam and Eve married???? I understood Eve to be some sort of modified clone of Adam.

Yeah she was cloned from one of Adam's bones.

Some claim the rib part is mistranslated. It was the baculum. Hence why humans don't have dick bones anymore

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Tashilicious posted:

he threw his first wife out for not being submissive enough so gods backup plan was making a clone yes

It's lazy programming 101; If one of your prototypes is failing compatibility and parity, duplicate the version that works and copy-paste the function code in to make it behave as expected and call it a day.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
The Book of Genesis was a landmark in genderbent twincest erotica.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yeah she was cloned from one of Adam's bones.

Some claim the rib part is mistranslated. It was the baculum. Hence why humans don't have dick bones anymore

Speak for yourself :smug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



OutOfPrint posted:

The Book of Genesis was a landmark in genderbent twincest erotica.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

OutOfPrint posted:

The Book of Genesis was a landmark in genderbent twincest erotica.

You say things like this but I’m the one that gets called the slur “retard” all the time

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Baron von Eevl posted:

We'll rip off their mask
And by then they'll confess
On hey Daphne
Come on Scooby

Poor old Johnny Ray
Was about to lose the carnival
So he dressed up like a monster

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



freeedr posted:

You say things like this but I’m the one that gets called the slur “retard” all the time

Is it a slur to call you capable of holding the highest office in the land? Checkmate lieburrals :smug:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

If this was what the 2nd amendment was I'd be all for it

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Why does this image have a representation of the Hochzeitsturm on it?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Zopotantor posted:

Why does this image have a representation of the Hochzeitsturm on it?

for stability. duh!

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Somehow, this isn't surprising in the least. For multiple reasons.

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