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GABA ghoul posted:Serious question, what's up with the bridge? Is there some kind of legal loop hole in the magna carta that makes everything reachable by ox legally part of the crown or something? Boris is trying to ape President Goodbrains, but instead thinking building a bridge will appeal more to the liberals.
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So I've been away for a few weeks but why does Boris want to connect the Wetlands with the Arathi Highlands again
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Feldegast42 posted:So I've been away for a few weeks but why does Boris want to connect the Wetlands with the Arathi Highlands again It will bamboozle Marcon and Merkel, they will never expected such 50th dimensional thinking, a bridge that won't be build this decade, so Boris can next monthl get the EU to agree to let it be run by the UK forever.
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Sep 12, 2019 20:33
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marktheando posted:Boris likes bridges. He spent a lot of money on a stupid bridge that never got built when he was mayor of london as well. lol this is actually it, he's getting consultancy ££ pumped into his mates' firms
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Sep 12, 2019 20:35
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Relevant Tangent posted:welcome to Carcosa, all the masks are off and the revels are just starting King In Yellow reference, yaaaaay!
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So the Boris Bridge will 100% be a private owned tolled bridge no ?
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Oh yeah smart guy? Well we have an insane and irresponsible government so screw you
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Sep 12, 2019 21:06
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even Francis loving Urquhart didn’t try to pull this poo poo
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Orkneys - Falklands bridge or bust
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boris: and whos gonna pay for the bridge??? crowd at the rally: the republic of ireland!!!
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Victory Position posted:I did try to find information concerning the depth of pylons driven into the sea in order to make Oresund work, but came up empty. On the plus side, this is a return to Victorian Age work safety catastrophe, only magnified by some exponential amount! Really, just build a floating/suspended tunnel sitting safely below the turbulent seas on top and above the radioactive explosives below. euphronius posted:So the Boris Bridge will 100% be a private owned tolled bridge no ?
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This bridge must be built for the ultimate comedy timeline ending: as soon as it gets completed, Scotland gains independence.
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Johnson vows to restore Britain's past glory by raising the world's biggest prized hog. When raised, the hog will weight over 50 stone and be the size of two average knife crime scenes. The EU has not yet commented on this recent development
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Sep 12, 2019 21:47
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Fun fact: The world's largest recorded pig weighted over 180 stone. Not that it's relevant to anything, but it's interesting.
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Sep 12, 2019 22:00
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twoday posted:There has a been a conspiracy theory being thrown around pro-Brexit Twitter that says that the UK already left the EU in March and the Brexit extension was not legally valid for some reason I read one of these articles a few months ago. The argument went something like: -The UK brexited in March because of [legal nonsense] and nobody noticed or said anything except for us, and -There was no deal signed, so UK did a no-deal brexit, and -Life went on just as before (no tariffs or customs, shipping went through the channel ports as always, no Irish border crisis, etc), therefore -All the predictions about how bad no-deal Brexit will be are lies because it already happened and it was fine, so no need to worry about what will happen on Oct 31st when the EU kicks the UK out see cuz we're already out
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:even Francis loving Urquhart didn’t try to pull this poo poo lol if you wouldn't take FU over any other British prime minister post-Wilson.
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VitalSigns posted:I read one of these articles a few months ago. The argument went something like: Things are fine now so long as nothing changes, which is why we're going to change everything and it will all be fine. *taps forehead*
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VitalSigns posted:-The UK brexited in March because of [legal nonsense] and nobody noticed or said anything except for us, and Remainers should lean HARD into this and see if they can trick enough Leavers into thinking they had already Brexited so they can keep eating food and taking medicine to survive with none the wiser.
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bag em and tag em posted:Remainers should lean HARD into this and see if they can trick enough Leavers into thinking they had already Brexited so they can keep eating food and taking medicine to survive with none the wiser. maybe figure out how they can starve and not have medicine instead. just them tho
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Sep 12, 2019 22:59
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Blustering Boris' Boondoggle Bridge Busts Budget By Billions!
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Arsenic Lupin posted:King In Yellow reference, yaaaaay! in Orange actually tmurp
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build an overpass to gibraltar boris
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O X B R I D G E D I E is being activated. stock up on pentazemin in case you are targeted
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Near thread title - Brexit: Don't worry, some of the Irish will die too.
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steinrokkan posted:Fun fact: The world's largest recorded pig weighted over 180 stone. Not that it's relevant to anything, but it's interesting. That's within striking distance of a hippo, so I think I'm going to need some corrobyration on that number.
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lotta talking down bridgetane itt
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Albinator posted:That's within striking distance of a hippo, so I think I'm going to need some corrobyration on that number.
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why can’t we move the Protestants in Northern Ireland to London? they’d be happier there
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Ayn Randi posted:lotta talking down bridgetane itt haha tane
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Goa Tse-tung posted:haha tane bridge taint
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Samovar posted:on a big bed Oh God. Just the loving thought of it is making me ill. Imagine being sexually attracted to Boris Johnson. Imagine looking at that loving mug, with that goddamn haircut, and thinking "Yeah, I'll gently caress him."
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Random rear end in a top hat posted:Oh God. Just the loving thought of it is making me ill. money and power are good aphrodisiacs, as it turns out
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Random rear end in a top hat posted:Oh God. Just the loving thought of it is making me ill. Well, considering the inclinations of rest of the social circle they circulate in, a man interested in a person of their age must be a novelty.
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Der Meister posted:I will not be imagining that nightmare tyvm Whoops, just realised I got feet and yards mixed up, so the pillars would be more like half a km high, or for an easy comparison, the pillars holding the bridge up would each need to be as high as the Empire State Building. If you have never seen that, then you can just imagine 2 Canary Wharfs on top of each other (literally).... These would be built on top of 1.5m tons of unexploded muntions in a sea known for it's stormy and windy weather. It's pure nightmare fuel.
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more project fear  there’s no limits to what are British ingenuity can accomplish when unshackled from stifling eu regulations on things like bendy bananas and building towers on top of bombs in the middle of the sea
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the conservative and union party doing fantastic at that second bit https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1172434823027118081?s=20
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Dravs posted:Whoops, just realised I got feet and yards mixed up I fully expect this to happen IRL if they ever actually try to build it.
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