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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Klansman 8 0.91%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 578 65.76%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 185 21.05%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 4 0.46%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 0 0%
Julian Castro, the Twin 3 0.34%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 3 0.34%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 9 1.02%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 2 0.23%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 4 0.46%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 19 2.16%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 19 2.16%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 8 0.91%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.11%
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper 2 0.23%
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated 9 1.02%
KKKillary KKKlinton 16 1.82%
Some other idiot not in this list 9 1.02%
Total: 879 votes
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Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
Lol, "You couldnt do it before, why should we trust you?"

"Because I got it done" *rambling intensifies*

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Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

What did Castro say to Biden? I missed it

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



HannibalBarca posted:

Warren and Sanders haven't spoken in like 25 minutes...

That's OK I think he should just wait this one out. Let Castro and Beto take some stabs at Biden

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
Wait, did they straight-up ask everyone except Sanders and Warren about racism?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

youcallthatatwist posted:

Biden is so awfullllll what do you even believe in old man
The costs, the costs! We can't do thing because the cost!

I'm the guy, the guy who, the guy, I'm the guy...

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Just as well that Bernie’s voice gets a rest

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

HannibalBarca posted:

Warren and Sanders haven't spoken in like 25 minutes...

May be intentional to get them out of the limelight since they're tag teaming everyone and taking them down.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

Temaukel posted:

What did Castro say to Biden? I missed it

"Did you forget what you just said 2 minutes ago?" Or something like that

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Main Paineframe posted:

Wait, did they straight-up ask everyone except Sanders and Warren about racism?

yeah pretty much

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Hellblazer187 posted:

Do you think the voice stuff will hurt him? Biggest knock against him is his age and the health concerns that come from that, IMO. (Don't kill me I'm voting Bernie)

Oh I'm sure the normal hate Bernie folks will play it up, sure. Hell, my voice would be raspy if I yelled as many speeches a week as he did! Take a day off, my man.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
OH.

gently caress.

OFF.

(this is in response to "Joe, let's say 'yes we can' hurf durf!!!")

Also "I've seen a lot of dead bodies!" is the Jim Webb line of this cycle.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Joe answering Kamala's question now.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...





yaaaaaaaas!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Temaukel posted:

What did Castro say to Biden? I missed it

"Did you forget what you said 2 minutes ago? You just said the opposite." basically.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Joe why are you loving up a good point for you????

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Remember when Hillary awkwardly laughed? Well, get a load of this!

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Hey Joe :corrupt:

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Joe answering Kamala's question is gonna hurt him bad

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.
I have to give Kamala credit that "yes we can" dig was pretty good

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Joe "Mansplaining" Biden

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

where you goin with that gun in your hand

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
What the gently caress was that voice kamala lmao

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
lmao they can't stop slobbing beto's knob.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Seph posted:

I have to give Kamala credit that "yes we can" dig was pretty good

It looks a lot better in print because my God did she should terrible saying it.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Seph posted:

I have to give Kamala credit that "yes we can" dig was pretty good

:wrong:

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Crowd goes dead for "constitutional scholars."

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut
Kamala: Instead if saying no we can’t, let’s say yes we can ! *Laughs like a supervillain for ten seconds*

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Kamala wanting that 'tweeting out the ammo' line to land a lot better than it did.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Folksy Kamala. They should give her Bill Maher's timeslot

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



youcallthatatwist posted:

What the gently caress was that voice kamala lmao

Condescending auntie

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

HootTheOwl posted:

It looks a lot better in print because my God did she should terrible saying it.

Exactly, and the crowd's reaction reflects that. She's got the charisma of cardboard.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Kamala suddenly sounding like a wine mom

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Harris sounds drunk

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



ALL OF THE WEAPONS

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


TALK TO BERNIE AND WARREN

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Beto please run for Senate in Texas, I want to see how this focus groups

xoxo

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

How are u posted:

lmao they can't stop slobbing beto's knob.

But to be fair i would slob his knob for taking away the guns policy. man.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
Ok I'm not a Beto supporter but drat it was good hearing him actually say "yes, we are going to take your guns".

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Biden's dentures are loving disgusting. Get implants like Trump did moron

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VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Koalas March posted:

Condescending auntie

See this is why you're so needed in these fora. Yes. I see what you mean exactly.

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