Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Klansman | 8 | 0.91% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 578 | 65.76% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 185 | 21.05% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 4 | 0.46% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 0 | 0% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 3 | 0.34% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 3 | 0.34% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 9 | 1.02% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 4 | 0.46% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 19 | 2.16% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 19 | 2.16% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 8 | 0.91% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.11% | |
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated | 9 | 1.02% | |
KKKillary KKKlinton | 16 | 1.82% | |
Some other idiot not in this list | 9 | 1.02% | |
Total: | 879 votes |
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Main Paineframe posted:
The 2020 Democratic Primaries are an utter clowncar poo poo show. A number of candidates are running, and most of them are jokes. Here is a quick summary of what happened at the first two debates (which were necessary because the qualifications were so low that about 20 candidates qualified): Winners: Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Marianne Williamson (lmao) Improvement: Cory Booker, Julian Castro Held Steady: Bernie Sanders Owned: Robert Francis O'Rourke, Pete Buttigieg Murdered on Live Television: Joe Biden Irrelevant: everyone else https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1144084843115896832 https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1144444773173907456 quote:Summary of the candidates courtesy of Main Paineframe, to whom all complaints and hate mail should be directed This thread will now return to a 3 day probe minimum, behave you fucks. Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Aug 16, 2019 |
# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:39 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:25 |
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https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1160305065325977600 I don't care if the debates between Bernie and Trump don't move the needle; they're gonna be fun to watch.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:48 |
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I don't think it would be so fun. I mean, you'll still have to hear and see Trump so it's not all fun and games.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:51 |
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OP, it's KKKillary KKKlinton, get it right
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:51 |
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Nate Bronze still serving up those infuego takes https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1160322738285961219?s=19
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:53 |
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Luckyellow posted:I don't think it would be so fun. I mean, you'll still have to hear and see Trump so it's not all fun and games. Trump is appalling on many, many levels, but let's be honest - the dude's entertaining to watch a lot of the time. Failed Imagineer posted:Nate Bronze still serving up those infuego takes I, Nate Bronze, being of sound mind and not at all under the influence of lots and lots of booze, believe that this is an appropriate take to make almost a year from the convention and several months before the primaries. e: also a whole shitton of Clinton strategists went to Harris and other candidates IIRC. Majorian fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Aug 10, 2019 |
# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:53 |
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Gonna bring this poo poo over to this thread https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1160297794869088258
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:55 |
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Majorian posted:Trump is appalling on many, many levels, but let's be honest - the dude's entertaining to watch a lot of the time. No, this is a crazy take. He is infuriating to watch at all times, there's not even any value to hate-watching him like there can be with other awful things.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:56 |
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Oh, and something on the lighter side https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1159945614882484226
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:56 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:OP, it's KKKillary KKKlinton, get it right ah yes thanks
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:57 |
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PT6A posted:No, this is a crazy take. He is infuriating to watch at all times, there's not even any value to hate-watching him like there can be with other awful things. Yeah, this. I can't stand to watch him for literally 5 seconds, I can feel my brain developing spontaneous CJD. If you enjoy that poo poo then you were probably somebody who enjoyed browsing beheading videos on rotten.com and never improved yourself
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:58 |
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PT6A posted:No, this is a crazy take. He is infuriating to watch at all times, there's not even any value to hate-watching him like there can be with other awful things. Nah, part of what makes him dangerous is that he can be funny. The way that he disemboweled his opponents during the Republican primary had genuinely hilarious moments. That's part of how he wins.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:00 |
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Trump and Bernie aren't loving funny. At all.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:02 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Oh, and something on the lighter side it fuckin sucks that they put a fuckin A+ stud like him with the nerds like Hickenlooper and Swawell just because they're all nobodies.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:03 |
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Calibanibal posted:Trump and Bernie aren't loving funny. At all. This anti-New York bias of yours is very telling imo
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:05 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Nate Bronze still serving up those infuego takes nate bronze's obsession with saying klobb is actually secretly doing way better than all the other <1%ers continues
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:05 |
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Calibanibal posted:Trump and Bernie aren't loving funny. At all. Counterpoint: Bernie always looking like he's trying to catch the server's attention at a deli is hilarious.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:06 |
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PT6A posted:Counterpoint: Bernie always looking like he's trying to catch the server's attention at a deli is hilarious. Wow another highly antisemitic jab at bernard saunders
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:13 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:OP, it's KKKillary KKKlinton, get it right I would have gone with "the pedofile murderer." or "the suicide stager"
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:38 |
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HootTheOwl posted:I would have gone with "the pedofile murderer." or "the suicide stager" Bloody Hand of the Deep State.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:41 |
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Tom Steyer has sent me more mailers than all of the other candidates combined and he can't even get into the thread's poll smh
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 00:43 |
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Edit: Ooops, I don't think I can post this. I'm just freaking out. Sorry.
beejay fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 11, 2019 |
# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:05 |
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Edit: quoted post was deleted by OP.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:07 |
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Majorian posted:Nah, part of what makes him dangerous is that he can be funny. The way that he disemboweled his opponents during the Republican primary had genuinely hilarious moments. That's part of how he wins. It’s the situation, not the comedian. You’re hopefully mistaking the schadenfreude of watching a bunch of Republican Senators and Governors get clowned and placed in situations of Office level cringe with Trump being funny. Actually Seinfeld is a better example as far as shows go: you can be completely indifferent to his standup and still get a lot from the show. Relatedly, this is why Trump (or Palin) speeches are only funny to their chud audiences.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:16 |
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1160339311679741953 Good to see one shithead support another.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:17 |
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sexpig by night posted:it fuckin sucks that they put a fuckin A+ stud like him with the nerds like Hickenlooper and Swawell just because they're all nobodies. Throw some glasses on him and he’d be dad-hot like FBI Director Skinner on the X-Files.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:29 |
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Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:29 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him. His UBI idea would basically come at the cost of slashing what remains of the social safety net to ribbons. And that's kind of all he's got, in terms of policy. e: And to answer your question, "The death of literally every person in America who isn't Andrew Yang and his immediate family." Majorian fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Aug 11, 2019 |
# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:34 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him. A literal act of god.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:37 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him. He isn't going to win, and the people who like him are bad people op. He's not smart, he's not charismatic, he has bad political campaigning and debating instincts, he has no base other than silicon valley dweebs who want to jerk off about the singularity, and racists who want to dismantle the social safety net, which he has literally flat out stated that his UBI proposal is a trojan horse, for this purpose. He has no chance and is really running because he is a rich tech investor, and inflating his personal brand however he can will get him a better deal with his next startup company or whatever he does next. 0%
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:38 |
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Why is Kamala Harris one of the winners OP?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:40 |
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Shear Modulus posted:nate bronze's obsession with saying klobb is actually secretly doing way better than all the other <1%ers continues I know exactly one unironic Klobuchar supporter in real life and while I'm sure that there are plenty of dweebs who love policy but think Warren is too radical out there in this great big world of ours, I'd be shocked if there were enough of them to fill a minor league stadium, let alone get Klobacher to whole numbers.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:44 |
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Gresh posted:Why is Kamala Harris one of the winners OP? I think that's one of 538's truly appalling takes.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:44 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I know exactly one unironic Klobuchar supporter in real life and while I'm sure that there are plenty of dweebs who love policy but think Warren is too radical out there in this great big world of ours, I'd be shocked if there were enough of them to fill a minor league stadium, let alone get Klobacher to whole numbers. She's not a random white guy, that sets her apart from most of The Field.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:47 |
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Pretty sure those are the first debate night rankings, when Harris tore Biden apart on bussing. As it stands the OP should probably be updated to include some second debate rankings as well.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:48 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him. Sanders, Warren, Harris, Biden, Buttigieg, Castro, Booker, Williamson, Klobuchar, Gabbard, Inslee, Hickenlooper, Delany, the Montana Governor, the Colorado Senator, that one billionaire, and Gillibrand would have to drop out.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:48 |
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https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1160298535360892928?s=20
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:54 |
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"I, an out-of-touch rich dude who wants to cut social programs, am the opposite of Donald Trump."
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:54 |
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Majorian posted:His UBI idea would basically come at the cost of slashing what remains of the social safety net to ribbons. And that's kind of all he's got, in terms of policy. His "UBI: is the ultimate scam, he has stated that it would be funded from raised VAT... which means that we are talking about the poor paying more in taxes, to get a fraction of it back in a lump payment a year later. There is nothing to like about him, even in his Chapo interview, which was as much of an opportunity to pitch his ideas in a leftist framework as he's ever gonna get, he failed to do so. steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 11, 2019 |
# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:58 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 01:25 |
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whoever voted for joe "poor kids can be just as smart as white kids" biden in the poll should be tarred and feathered
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 01:58 |