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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Klansman 8 0.91%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 578 65.76%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 185 21.05%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 4 0.46%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 0 0%
Julian Castro, the Twin 3 0.34%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 3 0.34%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 9 1.02%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 2 0.23%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 4 0.46%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 19 2.16%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 19 2.16%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 8 0.91%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.11%
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper 2 0.23%
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated 9 1.02%
KKKillary KKKlinton 16 1.82%
Some other idiot not in this list 9 1.02%
Total: 879 votes
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Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
They were protesting for someone to bring up kierkegaard, thanks Biden!

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syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Polygynous posted:

oh right, kierkegaard

America's philosopher. Then Biden milking his tragedy for politic points

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut
"It's not how much you get knocked down, it's how quickly you get back up."

Joe Biden's father was Thomas Wayne.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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AsInHowe posted:

Did Joe just say that his dead son didn't want him to run for president?

That was 2016, right?

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Is he saying we should vote for him because he has untreated PTSD

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

LividLiquid posted:

My wife and son died so I know more than anybody else.

He has certainly all the blood from that stone

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

quote:

Nate Silver: 10:19 PM

FWIW I had a dream the other night where I was covering a Biden stump speech and he’d dyed his hair black and was literally running around while delivering his speech in an effort to appear younger and more vigorous.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Jurgan posted:

"It's not how much you get knocked down, it's how quickly you get back up."

- Chumbawamba

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Dubar posted:

Is he saying we should vote for him because he has untreated PTSD

who knows wtf this old honky is trying to say

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
lol, Warren is literally able to give a chunk of her stump speech as an answer to this question.

Like, I heard this nearly word for word when I saw her a few months ago

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Leslie Knope is running and we're like, "I don't know. She's just not electable. How about the old man who can't hold a thought in his head?"

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Are any of the news sites mentioning Biden's phonograph rabble?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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LividLiquid posted:

Leslie Knope is running and we're like, "I don't know. She's just not electable. How about the old man who can't hold a thought in his head?"

Leslie had quite the crush on ol' Joe.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



LividLiquid posted:

Leslie Knope is running and we're like, "I don't know. She's just not electable. How about the old man who can't hold a thought in his head?"

Leslie Knope loved Margaret Thatcher and Joe Biden so she wasn't exactly great

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013

Grouchio posted:

Are any of the news sites mentioning Biden's phonograph rabble?

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

"Can't eat cause your mouth's full of poo poo; do something about it"

-Chumbawamba

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Maybe what they were saying?
https://twitter.com/EliJMassey/status/1172335784654852101?s=20

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Jurgan posted:

Hecklers? Actually, that's kind of on-point in a question about "resilience."

What kind of stupid-rear end question is that, though? Stephanopolous is so much worse than the other moderators.

Make Jorge Ramos and Lindsey Davis moderators for all the debates

jesucristo
May 6, 2005

This question is seriously tailored to draw out the cringiest and dumbest answers possible....Stephanopoulos is terrible

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

youcallthatatwist posted:

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

have fun

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

youcallthatatwist posted:

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

I’m afraid you are in for a real bad time.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



LegendaryFrog posted:

I’m afraid we are in for a real bad time.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Koalas March posted:

Leslie Knope loved Margaret Thatcher and Joe Biden so she wasn't exactly great
You ain't wrong, but she'd have also destroyed them.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
This telephone game of what the question started as is gonna be wild by the last few.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

lol, Warren is literally able to give a chunk of her stump speech as an answer to this question.

Like, I heard this nearly word for word when I saw her a few months ago

it's a dumb question so her just using the time to stump is good

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

youcallthatatwist posted:

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

:rip:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
military-industrial-prison-disney complex

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Biden really looks bad. Just the hair, his eyebrows don't move. Just Botox out the rear end. Why do we need another old vain man out there.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

"FWIW I had a dream the other night where I was covering a Biden stump speech and he’d dyed his hair black and was literally running around while delivering his speech in an effort to appear younger and more vigorous." - Nate Silver (10:19pm)

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
"they told me it couldn't be done" i hate harris so much

"i want to prosecute mothers of truant children. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH they told me I couldn't do it!"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

youcallthatatwist posted:

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

*endless screaming*

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
"I was raised by a mother" - kamala harris

rko
Jul 12, 2017
This last question was dumb and my takeaway from the debate is that we’re all deeply and irrevocably hosed.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

Some rando on Twitter says they were saying “Three million deportations”

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

rko posted:

This last question was dumb and my takeaway from the debate is that we’re all deeply and irrevocably hosed.

truly we live in the dumbest of all possible worlds

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

youcallthatatwist posted:

They loving better. If Biden is still leading the polls after this I will scream

Don't expect him to crater, but the collective impact of these debates are weighing him down.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

https://twitter.com/DavidsonJess22/status/1172337111258648581?s=19

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Grouchio posted:

Are any of the news sites mentioning Biden's phonograph rabble?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1172337525001580544

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013

Polygynous posted:

*endless screaming*

:yeah:

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Pete Buttigieg's greatest setback was not being able to live as he wanted, as a Christmas-stealing grinch

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