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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/peytnhaag/status/1171215636590206976

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/MagsVisaggs/status/1171847642651013120

https://twitter.com/MagsVisaggs/status/1171848572377153536

https://twitter.com/MagsVisaggs/status/1171848925277499397

Bonus:

https://twitter.com/Furmadamadam/status/1171760223914266625

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



https://twitter.com/Whooping_Jane/status/1171890038596145153

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ah the laughable Xhosa girl

https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1171916155063296001

https://twitter.com/DxGGEAUX/status/1030565448062889984

zoux has a new favorite as of 01:03 on Sep 12, 2019

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/Mr_Nohmer/status/1171623630351978498

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


For those whose discreet maths is a bit rusty what is the joke here?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/1171883354767187969?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Inceltown posted:

For those whose discreet maths is a bit rusty what is the joke here?
Just click on it and read the replies.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

frankenfreak posted:

Just click on it and read the replies.

https://twitter.com/ardislayer/status/1171783934172176384

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The very first comment links to the Wikipedia page of the pun.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Subjunctive posted:

The very first comment links to the Wikipedia page of the pun.

So it's just a pun on induction stoves basically?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/PinballWitch/status/1171588540213256193

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Gay guy: "My boyfriend wants me to take drugs so he can shove a giant dildo up my rear end."

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

chitoryu12 posted:

Gay guy: "My boyfriend wants me to take drugs so he can shove a giant dildo up my rear end."

Update: "So I took the drugs and now he's trying to cut parts off me so he can fry and feed them to me. Should I try to work things out? Please hurry, he's setting out the fine china and readying a non-stick pan and some cilantro, though he KNOWS I think it tastes like detergent."

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005


Holy poo poo, I totally forgot about him. This place was buckwild back in the day.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/whyangelinawhy/status/1171865857330429952

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/jbgreemon/status/1171866616306573312?s=21

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Not being a smartass here, just curious. Do you post the picture after the tweet just in case it gets deleted?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Inspector 34 posted:

Not being a smartass here, just curious. Do you post the picture after the tweet just in case it gets deleted?

Yes, if someone deletes a tweet it disappears from anywhere it’s embedded from. Best practice is to screenshot the tweet and post it alongside, especially if the tweet is controversial in some way.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

First time my brain did this to Iron Man and only then I realised it's meant to fit We Didn't Start the Fire but it works for both.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/agraybee/status/1171992892879101954

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/SimonovCarbine/status/1171825224209326082

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Oh, hey, the journalist-murdering slave-owning prince and I both like Sonic Generations, sweet.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh, hey, the journalist-murdering slave-owning prince and I both like Sonic Generations, sweet.

Wrong bin Salman. He probably does have a few slaves, though.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
My apologies, he probably hasn't ordered a journalist, specifically, to be murdered yet.

gently caress the Saudi royal family.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

All Royals Are Bastards

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

All Royals Are Bastards

:eyepop:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ariong posted:

Yes, if someone deletes a tweet it disappears from anywhere it’s embedded from. Best practice is to screenshot the tweet and post it alongside, especially if the tweet is controversial in some way.

Here's a hot tip from one pro poster to another: if you make the screenshot link to the tweet, you avoid the unaesthetic "double image" posts, maintaining a pristine and elegant posting brand. Like so

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019


This is not the bad tweets thread. What is this Trotskyism in my good tweets thread?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Eschenique posted:

This is not the bad tweets thread. What is this Trotskyism in my good tweets thread?

You're confused, this isn't D&D.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww/status/1170733320365379584?s=19

If you want an actual thread:
https://twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww/status/1171895657872941056?s=19

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Lol at MIT doing collective RP sex work for billionaires.

Seriously, read that whole thread, everybody.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/shadaofallthing/status/1172001731569496066?s=21

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

https://twitter.com/_MagicScience_/status/1171871418503483392

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1164980747498938368

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Can you pet the cat?
https://twitter.com/amr_attiia/status/1171492092809379845

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Lol at MIT doing collective RP sex work for billionaires.

Seriously, read that whole thread, everybody.

:emptyquote:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


:vince:

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