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Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

HEY GUNS posted:

I Went To The Colosseum And All I Got Was This Porny Lamp

And that is where "flashing" came from.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


chitoryu12 posted:

They also had snack salesmen, action figures of gladiators, and product promotion by them!

Yep. The Colosseum operated almost identically to a modern stadium. The only significant difference I can think of is the tickets were free. And we don't make women stand in the nosebleed section with the slaves and foreigners.

The class based seating now is just done by price instead of decree.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Grand Fromage posted:

Yep. The Colosseum operated almost identically to a modern stadium. The only significant difference I can think of is the tickets were free.

Did they frisk people for weapons?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Platystemon posted:

Did they frisk people for weapons?

Supposedly the Colosseum only took 15 minutes to be filled or emptied so I'm going to guess there was no security beyond personal guards brought by patricians.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


How did they not have super-bad sports riots? Did they?

Aside from the Nike revolt of course.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

KiteAuraan posted:

erotic oil lamps.

Were these oil lamps shaped like people doin' it, or were they lamps for burning whatever the gently caress kind of essential oils helped Romans get it on?

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Grand Prize Winner posted:

How did they not have super-bad sports riots? Did they?

Aside from the Nike revolt of course.

I dunno about in Rome but in Constantinople sports riots were a recurring feature.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Grand Prize Winner posted:

How did they not have super-bad sports riots? Did they?

Aside from the Nike revolt of course.

I don't know of any riots in the Colosseum. Sports rioting tended to be about chariot racing which would've been in the Circus Maximus. Especially once the colored teams show up you do get some pretty hardcore riots, but that's more of a Constantinople thing.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't know of any riots in the Colosseum. Sports rioting tended to be about chariot racing which would've been in the Circus Maximus. Especially once the colored teams show up you do get some pretty hardcore riots, but that's more of a Constantinople thing.
modern soccer ultras only think they're hardcore. they have never been part of/almost brought down a state

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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HEY GUNS posted:

modern soccer ultras only think they're hardcore. they have never been part of/almost brought down a state

Uh, Besiktas ultras would like a word

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tias posted:

Uh, Besiktas ultras would like a word

half of constantinople burned to the ground during the nika revolt, this record is still unbeaten

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Fromage posted:

Supposedly the Colosseum only took 15 minutes to be filled or emptied so I'm going to guess there was no security beyond personal guards brought by patricians.
what do we know about classical roman crowd management skills

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


I guess my question was more like "were there any big riots of historical note other than Nike"? Like, what would have happened if the Greens got sponsored by Adidas instead?

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


HEY GUNS posted:

what do we know about classical roman crowd management skills

What would have been the forces available for that? Praetorians - idk when exactly they became a thing - plus the closest legion? IIRC I read in this thread that there technically was no police?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I guess my question was more like "were there any big riots of historical note other than Nike"? Like, what would have happened if the Greens got sponsored by Adidas instead?
byzantine sports plus modern sports capitalism would have been :magical:

the eastern roman empire plus fifa would have either taken over the world or destroyed it

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

aphid_licker posted:

What would have been the forces available for that? Praetorians - idk when exactly they became a thing - plus the closest legion? IIRC I read in this thread that there technically was no police?
i have no idea, but why was there no Roman Hillsborough Disaster? Was there one that I just never heard about?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Why are we "burying the lede" (as the kids say these days) and talking about riots when we could be discussing erotic oil lamps?

:confused:

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

HEY GUNS posted:

i have no idea, but why was there no Roman Hillsborough Disaster? Was there one that I just never heard about?

Was there ever!

Tacitus Annales IV posted:

62. In the year of the consulship of Marcus Licinius and Lucius Calpurnius (AD 27), the losses of a great war were matched by an unexpected disaster, no sooner begun than ended. One Atilius, of the freedman class, having undertaken to build an amphitheatre at Fidena for the exhibition of a show of gladiators, failed to lay a solid foundation to frame the wooden superstructure with beams of sufficient strength; for he had neither an abundance of wealth, nor zeal for public popularity, but he had simply sought the work for sordid gain. Thither flocked all who loved such sights and who during the reign of Tiberius had been wholly debarred from such amusements; men and women of every age crowding to the place because it was near Rome. And so the calamity was all the more fatal. The building was densely crowded; then came a violent shock, as it fell inwards or spread outwards, precipitating and burying an immense multitude which was intently gazing on the show or standing round. Those who were crushed to death in the first moment of the accident had at least under such dreadful circumstances the advantage of escaping torture. More to be pitied were they who with limbs torn from them still retained life, while they recognised their wives and children by seeing them during the day and by hearing in the night their screams and groans. Soon all the neighbours in their excitement at the report were bewailing brothers, kinsmen or parents. Even those whose friends or relatives were away from home for quite a different reason, still trembled for them, and as it was not yet known who had been destroyed by the crash, suspense made the alarm more widespread.

63. As soon as they began to remove the debris, there was a rush to see the lifeless forms and much embracing and kissing. Often a dispute would arise, when some distorted face, bearing however a general resemblance of form and age, had baffled their efforts at recognition. Fifty thousand persons were maimed or destroyed in this disaster. For the future it was provided by a decree of the Senate that no one was to exhibit a show of gladiators, whose fortune fell short of four hundred thousand sesterces, and that no amphitheatre was to be erected except on a foundation, the solidity of which had been examined. Atilius was banished.

Tias
May 25, 2008

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HEY GUNS posted:

half of constantinople burned to the ground during the nika revolt, this record is still unbeaten

which has nothing to do with your assertion that modern ultras have not almost toppled a state, and that I refuted :confused:

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Were these oil lamps shaped like people doin' it, or were they lamps for burning whatever the gently caress kind of essential oils helped Romans get it on?

Discus-shaped oil lamp with what I think was a mold-made relief of two people doin' it in the center.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Shaped like a dick with the balls holding the olive oil and the penis tip the flame.

The original flesh light.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Seems like Atilius got off easy there

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

aphid_licker posted:

Seems like Atilius got off easy there

It does, but bear in mind the term “exilium” is kind of vague and can cover anything from being ordered to get out of Rome and not come back for a while, to being stripped of all your property and civil rights and thrown out of civilized life, to being shipped to the ends of the earth like Ovid or dumped on a rock in the Mediterranean to live in a miserable captivity like Julia or Postumus Agrippa.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Plus I assume you have to worry about relatives of the deceased putting a price on your head.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

mossyfisk posted:

Plus I assume you have to worry about relatives of the deceased putting a price on your head.

One form of exile, “forbidding fire and water”, apparently had the connotation of outlawry: the guy had no legal rights anymore so you could just kill him yourself if you happened to see him.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

skasion posted:

One form of exile, “forbidding fire and water”, apparently had the connotation of outlawry: the guy had no legal rights anymore so you could just kill him yourself if you happened to see him.

I thought that carried further implication. Not only can you kill him, it's actually forbidden to help him, ie by sharing your hearth or a drink.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


fellas, is it gay to be buried with another guy holding hands with your heads positioned to stare lovingly into another each others eyes?

https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/status/1172179459069370368

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Agean90 posted:

fellas, is it gay to be buried with another guy holding hands with your heads positioned to stare lovingly into another each others eyes?

https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/status/1172179459069370368

in modena? no

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Balls ain’t touching.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

LingcodKilla posted:

Balls ain’t touching.

But what if their tip was?

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



What are good books on the Roman Republic, either from ancient sources or contemporary?

I like political philosophy and Rome comes up a lot there in certain sources. From Machiavelli and Rousseau to thinkers in our time like Quentin Skinner an Phillip Pettit, the Republic is invoked a lot and I don't know poo poo about it.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

NikkolasKing posted:

What are good books on the Roman Republic, either from ancient sources or contemporary?

I like political philosophy and Rome comes up a lot there in certain sources. From Machiavelli and Rousseau to thinkers in our time like Quentin Skinner an Phillip Pettit, the Republic is invoked a lot and I don't know poo poo about it.

Check out Mike Duncan's book "The Storm Before the Storm", or alternatively his podcast "The History of Rome"

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34184069-the-storm-before-the-storm

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Kaal posted:

Check out Mike Duncan's book "The Storm Before the Storm", or alternatively his podcast "The History of Rome"

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34184069-the-storm-before-the-storm

Awesome, his book is even on Audible. Thanks.

What about Livy's History of Rome?


Should mention I have Plutarch's Lives in its totality but I haven't listened to it yet.

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?
I thought Livy was boring but Plutarch was fantastic (I didn't read them all, I just flip through and pick ones that look interesting).

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The thing with Livy is that he was a conservative yokel writing about the (long gone before he was even born) good old days, while also trying to keep the friendship of the emperor. He is also writing an explicitly moral history (a lot like Plutarch is writing explicitly moral biography), everything he mentions he wants you (good Roman that you are) to consider as an exemplar or a warning. He also didn’t know jack poo poo about how the military worked which kind of handicaps him on some topics. Worst of all he’s fragmentary and we don’t have any of his coverage of the late republic. But he’s a fun and interesting read.

Once you’ve read him, you can read someone like Mommsen who grimly explodes all his mythicizing.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Since Plutarch came up I wanted to mention, since it came up earlier that he called Herodotus the father of lies, that the context of that quote is that Plutarch is, for one, writing at a time when rhetoric is valued very highly, so that attacking someone as respected as Herodotus would give prestige and secondly, that his criticism had mostly to do with how Herodotus gave a fair treatment to non-Greeks like the Persians and attributed the Greeks' success in battle mostly to their superior equipment and tactics rather than being more manly and things like that. It was a time when the Greek world was part of the Roman empire and Greeks may have felt a need to assert their superiority. Herodotus' (relative) lack of cultural chauvinism was at odds with that.

Oops, I thought I was in the C-Spam thread but whatever

Grevling fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Sep 13, 2019

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Grevling posted:

Since Plutarch came up I wanted to mention, since it came up earlier that he called Herodotus the father of lies, that the context of that quote is that Plutarch is, for one, writing at a time when rhetoric is valued very highly, so that attacking someone as respected as Herodotus would give prestige and secondly, that his criticism had mostly to do with how Herodotus gave a fair treatment to non-Greeks like the Persians and attributed the Greeks' success in battle mostly to their superior equipment and tactics rather than being more manly and things like that. It was a time when the Greek world was part of the Roman empire and Greeks may have felt a need to assert their superiority. Herodotus' (relative) lack of cultural chauvinism was at odds with that.

Oops, I thought I was in the C-Spam thread but whatever

huh i always wondered where that father of lies epithet came from. typical that Herodotus got it for some dumb nationalist bs rather than his stories of flying snakes or w/e

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Herodotus was also an Asiatic Greek not a Greek Greek. Plutarch’s big complaint about him is not just that he’s a liar, but that he misrepresents the people of Greece proper in general and Boeotians (Plutarch was one) specifically. Herodotus, as a descendent of colonials and a one-time subject of Persia, had a more circumspect view of Greek civilization, and plenty of Greeks before Plutarch frowned on him. Thucydides criticized him fairly sharply, though obliquely and not at such length.

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

How was there still a major distinction after all Greek Greek territory and most foreign Greek territory had been united under Italian rule?

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