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 here are some of the things the Pats have done wrong during the Belichick era: - videotaped the Rams walk-thru during a Super Bowl practice - undid all of Tebow's hard work and turned Aaron Hernandez into a murderer - deflated footballs and lied about it - about to start AB in games even though he's probably a rapist - skirted the salary cap and funded tom brady's weirdo wellness brand - benefited from an obscure call in the tuck rule game because it was a post-9/11 world and everyone thought it would be cool if a team called the Patriots won a super bowl - videotaped the Jets' defensive signals during a game - rubmaps.com - Tom Brady left his pregnant girlfriend for a super model - Belichick, Brady and Kraft are all MAGA men - please post more things that I forgot Here is a sample that Pats fans can copy and paste to renounce their fandom: quote:I, [insert name here], being of sound mind can finally see the light and hereby renounce my Pats fandom. I realize that my support of the New England Patriots is immoral and makes me look like an rear end in a top hat. I promise to change my avatar and pick a new team that doesn't cheat and murder people. Thread rules: - If you are a Pats fan and you post here without renouncing your fandom I will report you!!
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This thread makes me like the Patriots more
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Sep 13, 2019 16:44
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a neat cape posted:This thread makes me like the Patriots more hey ross edit: what games are you playing these days
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Sep 13, 2019 16:45
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Ehud posted:hey ross I am trying to get through Fire Emblem Three Houses How about you
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Sep 13, 2019 16:47
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Congratulations on a tremendous campaign. You have to help with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You have proven to be the ultimate competitor fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you for the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Hopefully tomorrow’s election, the results will give the opportunity to make America great again.
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Sep 13, 2019 16:48
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a neat cape posted:I am trying to get through Fire Emblem Three Houses I'm playing WoW classic. I'm a level 29 Troll Hunter. I was thinking about getting my Switch back out soon because they're doing SNES games on there. I want to play Super Metroid and Zelda: LTTP again.
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Sep 13, 2019 16:49
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fsif posted:Congratulations on a tremendous campaign. You have to help with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You have proven to be the ultimate competitor fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you for the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Hopefully tomorrow’s election, the results will give the opportunity to make America great again. Best wishes for great results tomorrow, Bill Belichick
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Sep 13, 2019 16:49
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Ehud posted:I'm playing WoW classic. I'm a level 29 Troll Hunter. You should play Blasphemous and Celeste. They are on switch and they are fun platformers
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Sep 13, 2019 16:51
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a neat cape posted:You should play Blasphemous and Celeste. I think I've heard of Blasphemous. That's like a Metroidvania type game right? I'll have to look into Celeste.
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Sep 13, 2019 16:53
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Ehud posted:I think I've heard of Blasphemous. That's like a Metroidvania type game right? I'll have to look into Celeste. Yeah blasphemous is a total metroidvania. It's also really gross. There's a lot of pixelated gore though.
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Sep 13, 2019 16:55
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I have never been a Patriots fan because I am Nice
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Sep 13, 2019 16:56
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a neat cape posted:Yeah blasphemous is a total metroidvania. It's also really gross. There's a lot of pixelated gore though. Ohhhhh I totally remember this game. I will definitely get it. I was waiting to play it on my Switch because it had a lot of issues when it first came out. Hot Diggity! posted:I have never been a Patriots fan because I am Nice I like you. hey what is your avatar? I'm not a huge basketball guy and I've always meant to ask you.
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Sep 13, 2019 16:58
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Totally absurd and I will now refute all charges with 100% accuracy and seriousness. Ehud posted:
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Sep 13, 2019 17:00
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Totally absurd and I will now refute all charges with 100% accuracy and seriousness. 
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Sep 13, 2019 17:02
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maybe you should go back through the n/v thread ehud, I'm quite sure there were multiple pats fans who made comments to the effect that they were going to renounce their fandom in response to the AB thing
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Sep 13, 2019 17:03
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Totally absurd and I will now refute all charges with 100% accuracy and seriousness. Did this mf say "haircut on pay"
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Sep 13, 2019 17:03
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Ehud posted:
That is Giannis, current NBA MVP and all around awesome and hilarious dude. The gif is from his second season, if I remember right. Dude is massive now. Should probably update to a newer muggin.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:04
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I just added a task in Redbooth to remember to report both Pats fans who posted in my thread when i SPECIFICALLY said only post if you are renouncing your fandom
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Sep 13, 2019 17:05
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Hot Diggity! posted:That is Giannis, current NBA MVP and all around awesome and hilarious dude. The gif is from his second season, if I remember right. Dude is massive now. Should probably update to a newer muggin. Ohh wow, he looks so different now with hair.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:05
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Ehud posted:I just added a task in Redbooth to remember to report both Pats fans who posted in my thread when i SPECIFICALLY said only post if you are renouncing your fandom *nods sternly*
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Sep 13, 2019 17:06
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Mel Mudkiper posted:*nods sternly* Mel where do you live again?
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Sep 13, 2019 17:08
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I am also using this thread to ask people questions that have been on my mind
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Sep 13, 2019 17:08
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Ehud posted:Mel where do you live again? Delaware
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Sep 13, 2019 17:10
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Delaware what the hell I thought you were in Vietnam or something teaching kids english
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Sep 13, 2019 17:11
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Everyone should get a switch imo
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Sep 13, 2019 17:11
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Metapod posted:Everyone should get a switch imo what is your favorite game?
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Sep 13, 2019 17:12
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Ehud posted:what is your favorite game? Mario maker 2
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Sep 13, 2019 17:16
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Ehud posted:what the hell Nah that's another guy around here I think. Work for an American University. I used to live and work in drug war Mexico though if you want stories of crazy poo poo
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Sep 13, 2019 17:27
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Pats fans you still have time to cleanse your soul.Ehud posted:what the hell I think he deals with a lot of Chinese students while also forming a pro esports team.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:32
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Nah that's another guy around here I think. Work for an American University. I used to live and work in drug war Mexico though if you want stories of crazy poo poo I'm pretty sure you have talked about having Chinese students or some poo poo many times in the chat thread.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:38
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Sep 13, 2019 17:40
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I'm pretty sure you have talked about having Chinese students or some poo poo many times in the chat thread. Yeah, Chinese Students who are international students. I teach ESL Basically international students are a big cash cow for the University so they accept students with good grades but who dont speak and write English well and my job is to teach them until they can take classes.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:41
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Imagine being a lifetime Raiders fan and posting that meme straight to /r/oaklandraiders with 100% earnestness.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:43
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hahahahahaha!!! does anyone remember who lives overseas and teaches kids English
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Sep 13, 2019 17:46
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Were the endless non sequitur “Tom Brady is a pedo and a cheater” posts you made in every other thread regardless of context not getting enough attention for you cause you to snap?
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Sep 13, 2019 17:48
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Were the endless non sequitur “Tom Brady is a pedo and a cheater” posts you made in every other thread regardless of context not getting enough attention for you cause you to snap? That much sodium is bad for your heart
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Sep 13, 2019 17:49
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I kinda liked the Patriots for awhile because they were the first football champions I could actually somewhat process and Tom Brady being a sixth round pick seemed inspiring. I was never a fan, but I recant this blemish upon my soul. So thread success, OP.
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Sep 13, 2019 17:55
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Shimmy Jimmy, my friend, join the TFF madden league
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Sep 13, 2019 17:55
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Blitz7x posted:Shimmy Jimmy, my friend, join the TFF madden league I didn’t end up picking up Madden 20 cause I’m cheap and also suck at it. 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Were the endless non sequitur “Tom Brady is a pedo and a cheater” posts you made in every other thread regardless of context not getting enough attention for you cause you to snap? what the hell that isn’t even me
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