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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I bet him and notch would make fast friends

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

marshmallow creep posted:

for stability. duh!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



My Spirit Otter posted:

I bet him and notch would make fast friends

i highly doubt that. a) salman is brown, b) notch would likely have to leave his weird candy mansion

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

i highly doubt that. a) salman is brown, b) notch would likely have to leave his weird candy mansion

Sure, but Salman almost certainly has an even better candy mansion with blackjack and hookers

Like genuinely

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Sep 14, 2019

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Krankenstyle posted:

a) salman is brown

Uh, you probably shouldn't be cooking it that long.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



MizPiz posted:

Sure, but Salman almost certainly has an even better candy mansion with blackjack and hookers

Like genuinely

better than snoop's?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Krankenstyle posted:

i highly doubt that. a) salman is brown, b) notch would likely have to leave his weird candy mansion

You cant see skin colour over steam chat, so I bet he could ignore it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



My Spirit Otter posted:

You cant see skin colour over steam chat, so I bet he could ignore it.

cmon man you cant make real friends online without meeting irl

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The guy said it takes him 30 minutes to go from a room to another, he and Notch could live in the same place and never actually meet each other

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

freeedr posted:

You say things like this but I’m the one that gets called the slur “retard” all the time

Can't think why.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Can't think why.

Still a lovely thing to call someone, yo. "Dipshit" gets the point across without the abelist slur.

Signed, a dipshit.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

better than snoop's?

Do you notnknow about the wealth, spending habits, and taste of the Saudi Royal family?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Screaming Idiot posted:

I've always believed the skinny one crawls inside the fat one and pilots him like an Eva.

That actually happened in a horror movie I watched a while back. Sorta. drat it was weird.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
What was weirder was the fact that the big one kind of likes it and refers to his pilot as "Little Chef".

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tashilicious posted:

he threw his first wife out for not being submissive enough so gods backup plan was making a clone yes
Adam: Hey god make me a new woman the old one got all uppity
God: Go gently caress yourself Adam.
Adam: You're right, I should respect women as individuals in their own right and not just accessories to my own self gratification.
God: Don't be stupid I was speaking literally

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Screaming Idiot posted:

Still a lovely thing to call someone, yo. "Dipshit" gets the point across without the abelist slur.

Signed, a dipshit.
don't sign your posts, dipshit

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Bloop posted:

don't sign your posts, dipshit

Thank you for your respect.

Signed, a real rear end in a top hat.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

https://twitter.com/GrantBrisbee/status/1172713146810695685?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1171940992733384715

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

I'm Sloppy Thurston ama

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

theflyingorc posted:

I'm Sloppy Thurston ama

Can you get me an autograph from Slim Love?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Deal, Snake Deal

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

These names are so much better than the ones we're giving kids now

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Can't fool me, those are delta blues singers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtZ6DoeimP4

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I had a bowl of Skinny Grahams for breakfast this morning

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Skyrocket Smith may be up there as most amazing name

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I wish I was a Skyrocket Smith, but I'm more of a Slowjoe Doyle.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.
No Sleve McDichael, but a Pretty Good List™

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Krankenstyle posted:

Can't fool me, those are delta blues singers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtZ6DoeimP4

Mississippi So Taguchi

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

gleebster posted:

Mississippi So Taguchi

One delta enka singer

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


thank you. this gave me a hearty lol.

Sixto Lezcano
Jul 11, 2007




I’m Sixto Lezcano

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Im Snake Deal

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I like Skippy Roberge because I imagine he's super French like Ro-bair-zhayyy but his American teammates weren't having his first name and replaced it with Skippy.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Reminds me of this tweet.
https://twitter.com/lrgmnn/status/813635533658144768?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



That's just the highlights. The full roster is amazing.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

ultrafilter posted:

That's just the highlights. The full roster is amazing.

Yan Vaumgat catching for Pittsburgh.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

thank you. this gave me a hearty lol.

:tipshat:

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