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https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1172839162434740224 215 - The amount of shits flushed per day from the Queen's solid gold toilet. [e]: And in Libdem news, super-nonagenarian non-entity Vince Cable basically admitting they've dropped all pretence: https://twitter.com/JulianHeather1/status/1172765601980473344 quote:Sir Vince claimed the party was in the middle of a “big transformation” as the “old political parties and structures are breaking up”. Also https://twitter.com/MrDanDonoghue/status/1172791774517039104 Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 14, 2019 |
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Flipswitch posted:These yoghurt coated skittles tho are a bit odd Too loving right, they taste like they're a bit rancid.
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Sep 14, 2019 15:20
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Not even the Graun can be arsed to do a live blog of the Libdem party conference this weekend Even though they're the new centre of politics.
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Sep 14, 2019 15:41
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Sep 14, 2019 15:41
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ThomasPaine posted:This has to be libel, Christ. UKMT October: Brexit is transient but Corbyn is forever
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Sep 14, 2019 15:48
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The people have spoken: Beerxit. That painting of Bercow on a Flamingo is epic and I want a print.
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Sep 14, 2019 15:51
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Junior G-man posted:Not even the Graun can be arsed to do a live blog of the Libdem party conference this weekend They'll probably do a summation later on their "End austerity? I say;  Slightly less austerity!" policies.
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Sep 14, 2019 15:59
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I've traveled round this country From Nevis down to Fen It really made me wonder The things I seen and ken. I saw the weary teacher Making food and washing clothes Because the kids are broke and hungry And the school, it's nearly closed But the Queen's toilet's been stolen It's her solid golden throne And if the teachers took the Crown back Then that gold could be our own I saw the sailor sighing His fishing quota sold But the papers love the Tories So instead he blames the Poles But the Queen's toilet's been stolen It's her solid golden throne And if the sailors took the Crown back Then that gold could be our own I saw the weary miner Forty years he dug for coal But the last deep pit's been closed off And he's sanctioned from the dole But the Queen's toilet's been stolen It's her solid golden throne And if the miners took the Crown back Then that gold could be our own I've seen my comrades working Throughout this mighty land I prayed we'd get together And together make a stand Then we'd own those royal buildings With their toilets made of gold And we'd share the Crown as People A common treasure in freehold
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Sep 14, 2019 16:07
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But without the Astronomicon, how are we meamt to maintain the Empire?
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Sep 14, 2019 16:12
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Sep 14, 2019 16:24
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You fuckers have made me go out and buy Monster Munch now (pickled onion obvs)
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Junior G-man posted:Not even the Graun can be arsed to do a live blog of the Libdem party conference this weekend Having the only scrutiny of Lib Dem politics be leftist twitter calling them all Piss Diamonds is the only thing keeping the Lib Dems afloat. If they actually got the attention that their polling suggests they should get they'd lose everything. They are the Joe Biden party for the UK.
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Diet Crack posted:
She needs some new teeth yikes
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Sep 14, 2019 16:27
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Diet Crack posted:
The face of the woman who buys faulty products on purpose and tries to get a refund without a receipt because demanding to speak to the manager is the only thrill she has in her life anymore.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:31
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That's literally the tony blair grimace. Also why are there two people in the back being photographed mid sensible orgasm?
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Sep 14, 2019 16:31
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She has a weird face like a second skin and her mouth is from her real face.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:34
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UKMT, you're doing the female-politician-appearance thing again.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:36
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josh04 posted:UKMT, you're doing the female-politician-appearance thing again. True, although I think the Tony Blair grimace and the Tory power stance can be considered fair game as 'dumb things politicians do to look authoritative'.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:38
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loving lol at "back into government" like they actually had any input whatsoever into the coalition (apart from the charge on plastic bags in exchange for benefit cuts ofc)
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:She needs some new teeth yikes No she doesn't, she needs new policies. Socialist policies. Otherwise she can gently caress off. Honestly, people who think pearly white teeth are the most important thing are incredibly dumb. Sure, if you want to waste money on unnecessary cosmetic dental procedures, fire away, but dinnae pressure the rest of us to keep up with such a ludicrous standard.
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Julio Cruz posted:loving lol at "back into government" They had plenty of input. Jo Swindon in particular is part responsible for the implementation of having to pay for workplace tribunals. Osborne offered concessions to the Lib Dems for their manifesto and instead they just declined because tory policy is what they actually wanted to implement.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:46
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God I really hope Swinson loses her seat (again)
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Sep 14, 2019 16:54
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Oh for fucks sake, because of course they did. To be fair that one is kind of bullshit. It's pictures of generic 18th century cargo ships, not ones specifically known for transporting slaves. It's like looking at a picture of a steam engine and jumping straight to Auschwitz.
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Angepain posted:look the perfect is the enemy of the good and "the good" in this case is a world where I don't get handed a box of chocolates and pull out a goddamn tiny twix Welcome to Tiny Twix World, Winston.
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Guavanaut posted:I've traveled round this country This rules.
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Sep 14, 2019 16:57
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Guavanaut posted:I've traveled round this country This owns, and is much better than the “police have nothing to go on” joke I’m expecting to hear a lot of over the next few days.
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Lib Dems: "The two party system is over, vote for us, the outsiders who really represent you" BXP: "Don't trust lib/lab/con, vote for us, the outsiders who really represent you" Greens: "The big four are schoolyard children, vote for us, the outsiders who really represent you"
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Sep 14, 2019 17:15
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oh my god the Tory power stance has a Wikipedia article
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Sep 14, 2019 17:22
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"Boris Johnson is planning to force a new Brexit deal through parliament in just 10 days - including holding late-night and weekend sittings - in a further sign of Downing Street's determination to negotiate an orderly exit from the EU." lmao good luck with 10 days, May couldn't do it in 3 years I mean May's deal was poo poo and she was a total incompetent moron, but Johnson is even more of an incompetent moron and any deal that could maybe possibly be available cannot be more palatable to this parliament than May's poo poo deal was In conclusion: 
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Gonzo McFee posted:Having the only scrutiny of Lib Dem politics be leftist twitter calling them all Piss Diamonds is the only thing keeping the Lib Dems afloat. If they actually got the attention that their polling suggests they should get they'd lose everything. They are the Joe Biden party for the UK. I am legit worried and raging that the utter shiteness of the Tory/Lib Dem coalition is being forgotten, and there seems to be no real criticism of the Lib Dems apparently welcoming any Tory or labour reject with open arms. What do they even stand for any more? Its so obvious that they want back into power at any cost but everyone is obsessed with ‘Corbyn bad’ and can’t see the wood for the trees. Ugh it’s infuriating.
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Robot Mil posted:I am legit worried and raging that the utter shiteness of the Tory/Lib Dem coalition is being forgotten, and there seems to be no real criticism of the Lib Dems apparently welcoming any Tory or labour reject with open arms. What do they even stand for any more? Its so obvious that they want back into power at any cost but everyone is obsessed with ‘Corbyn bad’ and can’t see the wood for the trees. Yeah, I also worry that Brexit has been a bit of a wipe-clean for many politicians. Hopefully the impending GE will force the Lib Dems to actually say what their policies are. Professional fedora wearer Vince Cable seemed quite happy about people from labour and the tories all meeting at the lib dem party, not realising that this is going to cause a shitstorm when they actually have to create a manifesto to stand under. They can't create anything populist for left- or right- wing audiences, and nobody wants to vote for more of the same. Once they have to put pen to paper and make policy, they're going to alienate everyone by creating lovely policies like "Free University Education for those in the lowest income decile aged 20-26 who go on to form a business employing 20+ people in the hospitality industry"
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jaete posted:"Boris Johnson is planning to force a new Brexit deal through parliament in just 10 days - including holding late-night and weekend sittings - in a further sign of Downing Street's determination to negotiate an orderly exit from the EU."
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Jealous Cow posted:The loving stupid thing is that claiming criticism of Israel as a state is anti-Semitic is itself anti-Semitic. It conflates the religious and cultural identity of Jews with the nation of Israel as a sovereign state, which is the basis of all the “dual loyalty” anti-Semitic bullshit that also comes from the right. On the one hand, you're right, and this is something that's being pushed by right wing Israeli politicians as well. It's the same recruiting tactic that ISIS uses - it's effective. On the other hand, you're a landlord, so I assume anything you say is wrong and that you're full of poo poo. On a different note, josh04 posted:UKMT, you're doing the female-politician-appearance thing again.
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https://twitter.com/patrickkmaguire/status/1172911563210141697?s=19 Lmao I'll bet he did
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Yeah between this and the SNP, really starting to wish every party was actually run by it's LGBT+ group. couldn't be worse
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I seem to remember the actual rank-and-file Lib Dem members were unhappy with the coalition at the time, but nothing ever came of it. I expect the same thing will happen with this.
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Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie; What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives. 
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Blaisedell posted:I seem to remember the actual rank-and-file Lib Dem members were unhappy with the coalition at the time, but nothing ever came of it. I expect the same thing will happen with this. They got destroyed in 2015, that's probably "what came of it" e: and Flaming Hot Munch are good
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