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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Middle school administrators couldn't decide whether a trans student should be sheltered with boys or girls during an active shooter drill, so they left her outside.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Willie Tomg posted:

Middle school administrators couldn't decide whether a trans student should be sheltered with boys or girls during an active shooter drill, so they left her outside.

Now I'm picturing Puritan gender segregated fall out vaults that just die off in a generation.

Why the gently caress do you gender segregate your students in that scenario.

Also active shooter drill existing.

It's like fractal American psychosis. No matter where you zoom in its a hosed up answer to something that shouldn't be a problem

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
The president of the united states posted a puppetmaster defense on twitter.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun, but when Bret Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
To keep a safe distance from the battle lines, their Saudi or Emirati overseers commanded the Sudanese child soldiers almost exclusively by remote control, directing them to attack or retreat through radio headsets and GPS systems provided to the Sudanese officers in charge of each unit.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Willie Tomg posted:

Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun, but when Bret Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Milo Yiannopoulous has been banned from Midwest FurFest.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

is pepsi ok posted:

Milo Yiannopoulous has been banned from Midwest FurFest.

Milo Yiannopolous, despite being banned from Midwest FurFest, plans to attend anyway. He is being supported in this endeavor by the openly-violent neofascist group known as The Proud Boys.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau can't remember the number of times he wore blackface since the turn of the century.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

upon being challenged by the deputy leader of another party in her coalition, the finance minister of norway confirmed that she would continue her fight against the "stealth islamisation" of her country

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
WeWork is shutting down all of their “honesty markets”—self-service snack kiosks—due to excessive theft.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The man who created the "labradoodle" now says it is the single biggest regret of his life.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Ashton Kutcher found himself in the middle of another controversial three-way on Wednesday -- between the Presidents of the US and the Ukraine.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
A high quality version of Justin Trudeau’s blackface rafting trip is now available publicly.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The internet is currently fighting over whether a conservative activist in the UK was attacked or merely passed out, poo poo himself, and fell face-first into a bathroom door.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
the President of the United States, reacting to the threat of impeachment, stated that there would be a civil war if he were to be removed from office.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

"Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him."

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
According to child pornography watchdog Internet Crimes Against Children Child Online Protective Services, the Defense Department network consistently ranks in the top tier of internet service providers for trafficking child pornography.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
yeah but they’re sharing it ironically

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
That the Dallas PD want us to believe 3 ppl traveled over 4 hrs to kill Joshua Brown over weed though he had no history of drug dealing, that they left the weed behind, and that this all coincidentally happened right after the trial in which he was a witness, is quite possibly the second most absurd murder coverup this year.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Willie Tomg posted:

That the Dallas PD want us to believe 3 ppl traveled over 4 hrs to kill Joshua Brown over weed though he had no history of drug dealing, that they left the weed behind, and that this all coincidentally happened right after the trial in which he was a witness, is quite possibly the second most absurd murder coverup this year.

No. They don't want us to believe it.

They just want the justice system to pretend to believe it

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
yeah I don’t think they actually care if we believe them or not. I mean, what are we going to do about it? that’s what I thought tough guy god bless america

uncop
Oct 23, 2010
It wouldn't be very good terror toward people who would testify against a cop if the murder was actually well covered up.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Remember when those articles came out claiming Epstein committed suicide, and a bunch tossed out "prison suicides happen all the time, remember Sandra Bland?" It's like that.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

ikanreed posted:

No. They don't want us to believe it.

They just want the justice system to pretend to believe it

No one really believing it is the point imo. He wasn't killed as an act of Revenge, he was killed to send the local community a message.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Prester Jane posted:

No one really believing it is the point imo. He wasn't killed as an act of Revenge, he was killed to send the local community a message.

Yes.

On topic: people working for the president's new lawyer were arrested fleeing the country after covering up his crimes. The president needed a new lawyer after his previous one was arrested for covering up his crimes

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

On the social media platform "Twitter", the president referred to his own "great and unmatched wisdom" and threatened to "totally destroy and obliterate" the economy of NATO alley Turkey if they should invade adjacent Syrian Kurdistan. The next day, Turkey invaded Kurdistan anyway. The White House has yet to announce any public reaction.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
A soldier who was seven months old when the twin towers fell recently arrived in Afghanistan as American enters the 18th year of its longest official war on record.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Helsing posted:

A soldier who was seven months old when the twin towers fell recently arrived in Afghanistan as American enters the 18th year of its longest official war on record.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/900081677338370049?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

System Metternich posted:

On the social media platform "Twitter", the president referred to his own "great and unmatched wisdom" and threatened to "totally destroy and obliterate" the economy of NATO alley Turkey if they should invade adjacent Syrian Kurdistan. The next day, Turkey invaded Kurdistan anyway. The White House has yet to announce any public reaction.
The President said that the Kurds "didn’t help us in the second world war, they didn’t help us with Normandy."

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




french kurds dropped the ball in '44

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

frankenfreak posted:

The President said that the Kurds "didn’t help us in the second world war, they didn’t help us with Normandy."

Which part of that is incorrect? :colbert:

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

christmas boots posted:

Which part of that is incorrect? :colbert:

plain, factual, and uninflected sentences

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Amazon was concerned that the series of deaths caused by their overworked contracted delivery drivers might reflect poorly on them, so they simply ended the contracts resulting in 2000 layoffs.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Jonathan Franzen considered adopting an Iraqi orphan to "figure out" young people, as he felt he couldn't identify with the anger an cynicism of the younger generation, but his editor ultimately persuaded him it would be a bad idea.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

plain, factual, and uninflected sentences

fair enough you got me on that one

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Occasionally crying at work is normal--and can sometimes indicate an honest work culture--but there are some best practices to follow when dealing with a coworker's tears.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
"Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Turkey’s president, has also taken some sharp blows. Yesterday evening, in the opinion pages of the Wall Street Journal, Erdoğan punched back. Under the headline 'Turkey Is Stepping Up Where Others Fail to Act,' Erdoğan passed the buck, painting his operation as an unavoidable corrective to other world leaders’ failures to act on the migrant crisis and on Syria. Turkey, Erdoğan wrote, 'has no argument with any ethnic or religious group.' (Many Kurds in Turkey, whose community has faced a years-long campaign of repression, may beg to differ.)"

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



The president had hoped to surprise the family of dead British teen Harry Dunn with a meeting with the woman who killed him. “And they weren’t ready for it,” he admitted.

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