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Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


At first glance of Jennings Rees-Mogg, his thumb looks like a tiny penis.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Jacob Rees-Mogg's slouching

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Tom Watson as JRM

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Famous last words? – Chris Riddell on Boris Johnson’s latest Brexit pledge"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
gently caress off matt

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
If I didn't already have a great avatar I think I might have to get the "Corbyn Wizard" look from that Telegraph comic.

He looks so cute!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's leadership of the Tories – All was going well with the Johnson plan, masterminded by his chief adviser and Vote Leave supremo Dominic Cummings, until Labour turned down the offer of an election" After the Conservative Party logo.

Telegraph:

The Testaments by Margaret Atwood – first look review

Independent:

Amber Rudd quits cabinet and attacks PM for 'political vandalism'

Times:

Boris Johnson calls David Cameron 'girly swot' in leaked note

Evening Standard:

British Airways cancels virtually all flights on day one of pilot strike

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Disney's Planes starring Jumboris Jetson

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on Boris Johnson's Brexit course – No 10 is insisting neither PM nor any member of government will ask EU for an extension of article 50"

Telegraph:

After William Blake.

Matt:

Race is on to replace John Bercow as Commons Speaker

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

The day the dinosaurs' world fell apart

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Downton Abbey movie


David Squires:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The "perspective" really muddles the point this cartoon is trying to make.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

It's not surprising that Paul Thomas last went to the cinema some time in the distant past when you could get a ticket for less than a tenner.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson shutting parliament – MPs staged a protest in the Commons over the five-week prorogation and broke into song"

Telegraph:

Who are the candidates to replace John Bercow as Commons speaker?

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Theresa May accused of cronyism over resignation honours list

Evening Standard:

iPhone 11: Apple launches new Pro smartphones with better cameras

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our chaotic House of Commons

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Tax strikes and state control? gently caress yes! :getin:

Why does that one back bencher have a cat with her?

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

furiously dials LAB1975

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on Boris Johnson's Brexit storm – As Hurricane Dorian death toll rises in the Bahamas, the British PM has his own issues"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Donald Trump ousts top adviser John Bolton: 'I disagreed strongly with him'

Times:

Corbyn rejects call by Tom Watson for Labour to fully back remain; After The Strand.

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson says it is 'absolutely' not true he misled Queen over prorogation

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's court woes

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
gently caress off, Bob!

Paul Thomas at the very least is consistent with that Thatcher portrait.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
I've not seen these last couple of Guardian artists before, but they are awful.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Kevino07 posted:

I've not seen these last couple of Guardian artists before, but they are awful.

That second Boris in today's one made me think of some cross between Homer Simpson and that one ruined Jesus painting. I suppose it's the message that's the important thing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, not a huge fan of that Beaumont. It's a... distinctive(?) style. Scarfe-esque in a way.

I'm not sure what the specific message is. Where does the magic expanding brexit paper come from?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Why does Boris have bones on the floor of his office. Did he kill someone?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's that journalist's legs.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

marktheando posted:

Why does Boris have bones on the floor of his office. Did he kill someone?

Probably a reference to the dog he adopted at the start of the month.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's hunt for post-Brexit trade deals – A faraway planet in the constellation of Leo has been named the most habitable known world beyond the solar system after astronomers detected water vapour in its atmosphere"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Yellowhammer: no-deal chaos fears as secret Brexit papers published

Independent:


Times:

Bonus! Morten Morland’s animated cartoon: Would Boris Johnson lie to the Queen?

Evening Standard:

John Bercow: I’ll stop Boris Johnson breaking the law on Brexit

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Brexit food shortage fears

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Someone cut their table off at the knee.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
So this is saying that Bercow will restore




*puts on sunglasses*




Oooor-daaaah.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the PM's efforts to find a Brexit deal – Boris Johnson will have to find a solution to the Northern Ireland border issue in talks with the EU"

Telegraph:

John Bercow accused of running a 'majoritarian dictatorship'

Matt:

For the Record: signs of trouble before David Cameron book hits shelves

Independent:

After William Blake.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... David Cameron in his shepherd's hut


Stephen Collins:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

that's some disgracefully bad art from thomas there

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

A majoritarian dictatorship? So a democracy?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

marktheando posted:

A majoritarian dictatorship? So a democracy?
Yes, but one that doesn't do what I want it to do!

I seriously refuse to believe David "plunged the country into crisis and ran away from the mess" Cameron is more popular right now than an aging gentleman who says the word "order" funnily.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Bollinger Boris Johnson works hard on a deal – The prime minister conjures up a magic cardboard Brexit bus, overseen by Dominic Cummings"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Cloud Potato posted:

Observer:

"Bollinger Boris Johnson works hard on a deal – The prime minister conjures up a magic cardboard Brexit bus, overseen by Dominic Cummings"

Is he presenting this as a new idea? It's what they've been doing since the start.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Cloud Potato posted:


Independent on Sunday:



"Hello Boris. We need to have a chat."

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
EU dismay as Boris Johnson compares himself to Hulk


Guardian:


Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Matt:

Johnson humiliated by Luxembourg PM at 'empty chair' press conference

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Blower.

Also I assume there's no Thomas because he's still trying to figure out how to draw a big green guy that you doesn't read as the hulk? :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

gently caress off Blower.

Also I assume there's no Thomas because he's still trying to figure out how to draw a big green guy that you doesn't read as the hulk? :v:

Nah, he's usually Tuesday-Saturday.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on David Cameron attacking Boris Johnson – Boris Johnson said that Vote Leave would lose the EU referendum just minutes before appearing on television to declare his intention to campaign to exit, David Cameron has claimed"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson 'cautious' at Brexit lunch with Jean-Claude Juncker – video

Matt:

Cancer survivor is first person to swim the Channel four times non-stop

Independent:


Times:

Boris Johnson humiliated by Luxembourg PM at 'empty chair' press conference

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's incredible sulk


Bonus! From Paul Thomas's twitter:


David Squires:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That Squires :allears:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Cloud Potato posted:

Bonus! From Paul Thomas's twitter:


Who's the buff goblin behind Davey Cameron?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Who's the buff goblin behind Davey Cameron?

I think that’s his attempt at Osborne.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Not unless coke benders make you obsessively do ab crunches it isn't

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Simon Cowell?

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