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Snotty By Nature: Sep 11, 2007

LabyaMynora posted:

I dunno, the Eagles should probably put him in to play 14 more games just to be sure.

if you think he can stay healthy for 14 more games

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

is bortles still available

# ? Sep 16, 2019 02:59

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Sometimes I feel like the football brains on NFL teams (coaches, owners, front office) fall in love with players 'cuz they're right-wing Christians. And they talk them up and try to make them into a thing, only for the them to flounder and flop in an embarrassing fashion.

Just sayin'.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:00

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

For Those Just Joining Us

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:00

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

LabyaMynora posted:

Do you think... maybe... just maybe... that Wentz could be... bad?

I dunno, the Eagles should probably put him in to play 14 more games just to be sure.

Lol at the idea there are still Wentz doubters in 2019.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

razorscooter posted:

is bortles still available

kaep is

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Hey y�all, Tony Dungy is a loving idiot!

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:01

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

fartknocker posted:

Hey y’all, Tony Dungy is a loving idiot!

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

kaep is

if only

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Did you guys just not watch the last two Atlanta-Philly games? This is how it was with Foles too.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

LabyaMynora posted:

Sometimes I feel like the football brains on NFL teams (coaches, owners, front office) fall in love with players 'cuz they're right-wing Christians. And they talk them up and try to make them into a thing, only for the them to flounder and flop in an embarrassing fashion.

Just sayin'.

foles is absolutely more christian than wentz to the point of having wanted to be a pastor

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

Dre2Dee2: Dec 6, 2006; Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

fartknocker posted:

Hey y’all, Tony Dungy is a loving idiot!

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

triple sulk posted:

foles is absolutely more christian than wentz to the point of having wanted to be a pastor

FOLES WENT TO LIBERTY

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

FOLES WENT TO LIBERTY

oh yeah that too lol

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:03

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

euphronius posted:

FOLES WENT TO LIBERTY

LOL, then why the love for Wentz over Foles? Every team's killing themselves for a franchise QB who could win a Super Bowl, the Eagles fall rear end-backwards into one, and they're all like, "Nope, Wentz is the guy! We're going with Wentz!"

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:04

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

LabyaMynora posted:

LOL, then why the love for Wentz over Foles? Every team's killing themselves for a franchise QB who could win a Super Bowl, the Eagles fall rear end-backwards into one, and they're all like, "Nope, Wentz is the guy! We're going with Wentz!"

Because Wentz is the better QB and it�s not even close. Next caller.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:05

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Carson Daily works on the Today Show? That dude's career man

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:05

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Nice little montage of what causes CTE there, NBC.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:05

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

triple sulk posted:

foles is absolutely more christian than wentz to the point of having wanted to be a pastor

No I'm pretty sure he said he wanted to be a pasta.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

euphronius posted:

FOLES WENT TO LIBERTY

That�s gross.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:05

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

LabyaMynora posted:

Nice little montage of what causes CTE there, NBC.

JACKED UP

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:06

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Vengarr posted:

Because Wentz is the better QB and it�s not even close. Next caller.

Wentz ain't gonna be anyone's Super Bowl MVP 'cuz he's got a bad case of "Grandma Bones."

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:06

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

LabyaMynora posted:

LOL, then why the love for Wentz over Foles? Every team's killing themselves for a franchise QB who could win a Super Bowl, the Eagles fall rear end-backwards into one, and they're all like, "Nope, Wentz is the guy! We're going with Wentz!"

As I said above eagles fans were split over the two

It wasn�t like 99% wentz

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:06

Dre2Dee2: Dec 6, 2006; Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Its not CTE if it looks funny

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:07

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Vengarr posted:

Because Wentz is the better QB and it�s not even close. Next caller.

Benched for Josh McCown

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The deal with wentz is the front office and the coach went whole hog in the draft and he�s their baby boy . Foles was an itinerant preacher loved by no one

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:08

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

6.2 passer rating

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

As I said above eagles fans were split over the two

It wasn�t like 99% wentz

foles probably had the single greatest super bowl qb performance ever, or very close to it

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:08

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

LMAO Wentz 6.2 passer rating

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

RIP Eagles

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Love my overweight old man kicker

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Game going down hill fast

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Oh my God Clement fumbled it and he is hurt now.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

womp womp

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

fuckSAKES

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:10