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AITA for not letting my son go to his father’s wedding with his mistress?quote:My ex husband and I were married for 5 years. 3 years into the marriage I found out he was cheating on me through text messages. He begged me to take him back and that he would never do it again. I took him back more for the sake of our very young son (he was 2 at the the time) We even did marriage counselling. A year later I found out he was still cheating on me with the same girl. I ended it. quote:OP tell your ex Son can go to his next wedding.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 09:43 |
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QuarkJets posted:I decided to go to /r/showerorange and while it seems to be mostly sexweirds the second highest-rated post was an attempt to warn people about a certain redditor spreading Avengers Endgame spoilers How do you eat an orange in a primal way? Do you peel it with your teeth? Do squeeze it above your open wide mouth? Do you eat it like normal but all while grunting loudly?
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 09:48 |
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for not letting my son go to his father’s wedding with his mistress? He literally only wants the kid there for optics.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 10:04 |
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AITA for telling an infertile woman that "fur babies don't count"?quote:Alt account. Ya boy done gone made a massive whoopsie.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 11:29 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling an infertile woman that "fur babies don't count"? Look, it sucks she’s infertile, but no, cats are not the same thing as human kids in this context. There’s no such thing as a play date at the park for cats or babysitting someone else’s cat for a couple hours.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 11:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling an infertile woman that "fur babies don't count"?
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 11:37 |
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There's more than enough orphans to go around.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 11:44 |
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Lone Goat posted:carry a spare pair of underpants in your bag in case you split your pants/go clothes shopping and need to try things on/suddenly find yourself needing to wear a kilt I hate to be a nerd but you never wear underwear with a kilt
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:15 |
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Don't take a bath with orange peels. I tried it once after eating an orange in the bath because I thought it would be refreshing but the oils in the peel were extremely unpleasant to soak in. I know it's not the same thing as the shower but I'll just head that one off at the pass. Next week on Ralph's bathroom follies - waxing your leg hair using duct tape. It works, but ouch!
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:20 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Don't take a bath with orange peels. I tried it once after eating an orange in the bath because I thought it would be refreshing but the oils in the peel were extremely unpleasant to soak in. I know it's not the same thing as the shower but I'll just head that one off at the pass. You seem like the sort of person who could make a thread out of stupid life hack/mistakes.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 12:32 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lmao. Doing anal before vaginal sex? Are they Mormons or some such? Could be Catholic.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 13:19 |
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My GF showed her boobs to male friend for approval and now changed her mind about getting a boob jobquote:I (23M) have been dating my girlfriend (22F) for about 1 year now. She has a male friend that she has known since elementary school, let's call him Paul. From all I know, nothing has ever happened between them.
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Miss posted:My GF showed her boobs to male friend for approval and now changed her mind about getting a boob job What a way to find out you're the backup plan
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Miss posted:My GF showed her boobs to male friend for approval and now changed her mind about getting a boob job She wants to be one of the 9s and 10s he screws, if only so she feels better about herself.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 13:52 |
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Lone Goat posted:lol wait til this guy figures out there's no law that forces men to wear underwear. I've been freeballing since like 2003 and it's magnificent This is from a bit back, but I have to point out that your implication that you'd wear underwear with a kilt would probably get you murdered if you ever go to Scotland.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:14 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Today my boyfriend went over to my house, I bought him coffee and we started a talk on politics. When we went back to my house he looked me in the eye and said to my face “Pee is stored in the balls.”
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:15 |
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Nurge posted:This is from a bit back, but I have to point out that your implication that you'd wear underwear with a kilt would probably get you murdered if you ever go to Scotland. Daft Americans wearing kilts incorrectly is about 20% of Scottish tourism revenue, they’d welcome him with open arms and then charge him £30 for a macaroni pie
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:21 |
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for not letting my son go to his father’s wedding with his mistress? lol ex husband just perfectly teed up his ex wife to drop guilt-free, zero calorie drama all over his wedding day lmao "hey, i know things have been weird for us but i'm giving you this button labeled 'gently caress up my wedding with no consequences', please please please don't push it thanks"
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:30 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:How do you eat an orange in a primal way? Do you peel it with your teeth? Do squeeze it above your open wide mouth? Do you eat it like normal but all while grunting loudly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCJ_dUNdCTI
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:43 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:How do you eat an orange in a primal way? Do you peel it with your teeth? Do squeeze it above your open wide mouth? Do you eat it like normal but all while grunting loudly? Oranges can be messy, I'm assuming the idea is to eat it in the shower so you can just absolutely go to town on that fucker without having to worry about leaving a puddle of orange juice around you.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 14:47 |
Same person. Me [30/F] with my BF [32/M] 2 years, takes everything as a personal attack, says I am emotionally abusive quote:My boyfriend is extremely sensitive. He also doesn’t seem to handle conflict very well. I cannot bring up any issue without being made to feel like I am being unreasonable. Recently he has told me that I am emotionally abusive and a bully because of the way that I bring things up. I am pretty self-reflective and just don’t see it. I myself have actually been in a very physically and emotionally abusive relationship before and it upsets me that he seems to throw this terminology around so easily. I could just be missing out on how my actions are abusive. Examples are below: Me [32/F] with my BF/Fiancé [33/M] 3 years, asked me to marry him...my response made him feel like less of a man quote:Bf asked me to marry him in a very casual way. I am over the moon because we’ve had to work through a lot to get to this place. He’s always been somewhat commitment phobic so this is a big deal. This is over the course of a year. chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 16, 2019 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 15:14 |
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Plot twist: the "cultural" aspect here where he's a thin-skinned rear end in a top hat and there's no English language issue is that he's American.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 15:36 |
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Dazerbeams posted:AITA For saying a baby cannot come on vacation? Lol they're going in 3 weeks when flu season starts. If he wants to be passive aggressive about it just send the sister a video of a baby with whooping cough. If that doesn't work woman is obviously hell-bent on getting a 4th trimester abortion.
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Sagebrush posted:Plot twist: the "cultural" aspect here where he's a thin-skinned rear end in a top hat and there's no English language issue is that he's American. Huh
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Ebola Roulette posted:Lol they're going in 3 weeks when flu season starts. If he wants to be passive aggressive about it just send the sister a video of a baby with whooping cough. If that doesn't work woman is obviously hell-bent on getting a 4th trimester abortion. Disney might be do appreciable damage to the anti vax movement if they required documentation for admittance. If it's schools, more kids are just gonna get home schooled, but Disney parks seem to attract a similar crazy energy.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Disney might be do appreciable damage to the anti vax movement if they required documentation for admittance all this would do is generate a cottage industry of Facebook moms forging vaccination cards
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Ebola Roulette posted:Lol they're going in 3 weeks when flu season starts. If he wants to be passive aggressive about it just send the sister a video of a baby with whooping cough. If that doesn't work woman is obviously hell-bent on getting a 4th trimester abortion. Wasn't there an actual outbreak a few years ago of measles or diphtheria (or some other disease that's mostly-controlled in the USA) which was literally traced directly back to people being exposed to foreign infectious carriers of the disease at Disneyland? Edit: lol yes there was Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Sep 16, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling an infertile woman that "fur babies don't count"? I kinda want to know more - is the 'small group' a really a majority of the office, or the majority of women in her age group or department? She fight feel isolated and is just clinging to whatever she can to try to have friends at work. If she can't have kids and desperately wants some, I could see her wanting to join the group to be the cool aunt/babysitter and get some children-by-proxy and gently caress there has to be a better way to phrase that but I can't think of one. She wasn't wrong for telling her coworker fur babies don't count, because they don't. I'd say she's a teensy bit of an rear end in a top hat for saying it bluntly.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 15:54 |
A new front runner for "How little of an excuse do I need to destroy my relationships?" I(22f) am jealous of my best friend (22f) and I think I just ruined our friendship quote:I've known my best friend for around 10 years. My best friend is incredibly beautiful. She has a perfect body she works out and she is just perfect. Hour glass figure, gorgeous curves, perfect boobs, perfect butt, beautiful face, with big beautiful eyes, gorgeous hair, perfect skin, she looks like a goddess. Shes also smart, charming, funny, sweet, kind, thoughtful, confident, assertive, strong seriously she is flawless. I cant find anything wrong with her. Its like god shaped the perfect woman when she was conceived.
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Could imagine her harping in about her fur babies and every actual mother around her being exhausted
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Dienes posted:I kinda want to know more - is the 'small group' a really a majority of the office, or the majority of women in her age group or department? She fight feel isolated and is just clinging to whatever she can to try to have friends at work. There's no tactful way of saying that cats are not humans and that the office moms don't want to hear your story about cleaning the litter box. She's delusional if she's expecting people to see her as a mother.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 16:03 |
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kru posted:I hate to be a nerd but you never wear underwear with a kilt Nurge posted:This is from a bit back, but I have to point out that your implication that you'd wear underwear with a kilt would probably get you murdered if you ever go to Scotland. fair enough, I should have said dress/skirt instead. the only time I've worn a kilt was at my friend's wedding in Canada. he's of Scottish descent, and the entire groom's side was in kilts. maybe at a non wedding situation I'd care less but I didn't need his extended family seeing my balls if I tripped or something. also I didn't want to get rear end sweat on a rented kilt in the middle of summer, those things are fuckin hot.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 16:04 |
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There's no coroner's inquest when your fur baby dies in it's sleep so it's clearly not the same as having an actual kid.
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Dienes posted:I kinda want to know more - is the 'small group' a really a majority of the office, or the majority of women in her age group or department? She fight feel isolated and is just clinging to whatever she can to try to have friends at work. Ok so I don’t say fur babies because that’s just too weird, but I do call my cats my kids because I’m too nutty for kids, as one can tell. Most other women yeah, you can tell when they get miffed at that but I can deal with weird stares vs having to grapple with society shoving traditional motherhood as the key to being a woman past 25 or being tossed aside. The latter is much more a bitter pill to swallow. We know that cats aren’t real children, but sometimes you need a silly coping mechanism to deal, especially if you’re infertile or have something else going on where you shouldn’t have kids. That woman is aware that fur babies don’t count constantly, she doesn’t need a social troglodyte and bitchy moms to remind her. She just wants to be seen as a person who can nurture and create loving bonds, she’s just trying to make the best of it. I feel real bad for her because infertility is rough. teen witch fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Sep 16, 2019 |
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Pirate Radar posted:This one is from legaladvice not relationships, but it’s still very much about a relationship The good news is that he hasn't found out yet that he is going to have to pay back his HSA/FSA charges because you can't use the funds on a non-spouse/dependent even if cosmetic surgery was covered, which it isn't.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 16:21 |
AITA for telling my daughter [26F] that I [55M] will not walk down the aisle with her stepdad [50M].quote:My wife and I divorced when my daughter was 6 years old, and my wife had custody of my daughter for the most part since I was too busy working 50 hours a week, she quickly moved on to be with another man 7 years younger than her. I knew from many stories I've heard that my daughter would probably end up being closer to him than me, since not only was our time together very limited but he was a stay at home dad, which means they had plenty of time to bond together which makes me feel sick to this day. This may sound immature but I made her promise to never ever call her stepdad(dad), that I was her only father and to not betray me. But I have no control over what she or they do in their home. Fast forward to now my prediction came through and she's obviously closer to her step dad than me. She has gotten engaged about a year ago and now that the wedding is approaching near(1 month or so) she's now out of the blue told me that she wants both me and her stepdad to walk her down the aisle after promising me I would be the one to do it. Even though I know they're very close, I don't believe he has any right to walk my blood daugther down the aisle. I am her only father, it isn't fair that he got to be with my daugther more than me, her bio dad, and now he wants to take this moment from me too. I got a bit angry and told her I absolutely will not share an honor that is meant for me the actual father of the bride with some guy I barely know. She told me he's done a lot for her growing up and that I'm being petty over something that happened years ago. I told her I wasn't going to argue about it and if she wants her stepdad to walk her she can, but I won't be there to see it. 55-year-old man saying "This may sound immature, but I warned my daughter to never betray me."
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 16:22 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 16:23 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:There's no tactful way of saying that cats are not humans All you need to do is include some basic acknowledgement of her feelings. This is not actually difficult to do. SpaceGoatFarts posted:that the office moms don't want to hear your story about cleaning the litter box. I find this goes both ways when you suggest you don't want to hear the 10th story about changing diapers and cleaning baby puke. Why do people want to discuss the bodily functions of their dependents in the workplace, furry or not? teen witch posted:Ok so I don't say fur babies because that's just too weird, but I do call my cats my kids because I'm too nutty for kids, as one can tell. Most other women yeah, you can tell when they get miffed at that but I can deal with weird stares vs having to grapple with society shoving traditional motherhood as the key to being a woman past 25 or being tossed aside. The latter is much more a bitter pill to swallow. Yup. I can't have kids but have been fortunate enough to never particularly want any, and have a partner that feels the same. Its bad enough being told you're less of a woman (or not a woman at all), or will never know TRUE happiness/fulfillment, or have less to offer society, etc. without the added stress of actually wanting something you can't have. Fortunately my coworker moms don't freeze me out because they've discovered someone who does research with kids is a great way to get free babysitting.
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AITA for throwing away my daughters vibratorquote:I have a 18 year old daughter who lives with me. She’s in college so I let her live here rent free. I also have 3 other children who are 11, 6 and 2. My 11 and 18 year old share a bathroom, and the 6, 2 year old and myself use mine.
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teen witch posted:Ok so I don’t say fur babies because that’s just too weird, but I do call my cats my kids because I’m too nutty for kids, as one can tell. Most other women yeah, you can tell when they get miffed at that but I can deal with weird stares vs having to grapple with society shoving traditional motherhood as the key to being a woman past 25 or being tossed aside. The latter is much more a bitter pill to swallow. on the plus side for cat lady, her fur babies will probably live out their natural lifespans before being drafted into a ground war for control of one of the few remaining unspoiled aquifers so that’s something
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