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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



FreudianSlippers posted:

Maybe for you people that live where trees grow on trees but over here we only had driftwood so unless you were rich enough to import wood you had to build your tiny mudhut hovel as tiny and hovely as possible.

dude i literally have driftwood certs. you cant just grab wood off the beach, gotta pay the man.

also pls dont speak to my transition lenses

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Krankenstyle posted:

false

the material difference between a 60" ground floor and one that's 70" is like 1-2 rigsdaler of stones & clay (of a ~20 rigsdaler total), hardly any difference in wood. they were built low because they didnt have to build tall.

plus most of the materials for a house were usually from an old house or ruin, so you only had to pay for the new materials

i know you guys are are talking about more recent periods but i've definitely read somewhere that in certain regions of europe at maximum second serfdom, where peasants had to reimburse their lords for absolutely everything they used off the land, that house designs were effectively funneled into making certain considerations so as to be as easy to heat as possible - not necessarily just room height per se but definitely things like creating inventive ways of passing heated smoke throughout the house

the reason being that lovely lords could charge absolutely extortionist fees for things like using the mill, collecting firewood, letting your hogs forage on lands, etc; continental weather can get relatively extreme as well

i'm not doubting the accuracy your figures for denmark, just adding that europe was such a mosaic different practices that it's a little precarious to generalize if by old houses we can mean pretty old

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Nessus posted:

I feel like it's veering into :biotruths: but my understanding is that your potential height is rooted in your genetics and that some population regions, like west Africa and north Europe, have a notably high potential max height. (It's probably more like "the composite of various factors affecting how long your legs are, how long your spine is, and so on.") Most people realize a certain percentage of that potential while growing up, and nowadays, especially in the West, we have relatively few epidemics and relatively abundant food, so people are realizing more of that potential.

So yeah the NK/ROK guard comparison probably shows the difference in that background very clearly. I imagine the divergence was a lot less clear in, say, the 80s or early 90s, where the troops would have grown up in less divergent economic circumstances.

Turns out there's a lot of factors that influence height; everybody assumed it was just genetics setting your maximum potential height and then conditions like nutrition loving it up. Turns out that epigenetics is A Thing and certain genetic expression can turn on or off based on various factors. That and if a population of anything alive manages to survive in certain conditions for a time it will adapt to those conditions. This is why even if they're well fed you don't tend to get tall Inuit; being short and stocky is a pretty big advantage in cold climates so they just stay that way. Then you get stuff like the Sherpa having a beneficial mutation that makes their hearts more oxygen efficient or Polynesian people who live more or less permanently on house boats and dive for food having a specific set of physical adaptations to live that life.

The human body is a really amazing thing; it's way more adaptable than we give it credit for.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hard counter posted:

i know you guys are are talking about more recent periods but i've definitely read somewhere that in certain regions of europe at maximum second serfdom, where peasants had to reimburse their lords for absolutely everything they used off the land, that house designs were effectively funneled into making certain considerations so as to be as easy to heat as possible - not necessarily just room height per se but definitely things like creating inventive ways of passing heated smoke throughout the house

the reason being that lovely lords could charge absolutely extortionist fees for things like using the mill, collecting firewood, letting your hogs forage on lands, etc; continental weather can get relatively extreme as well

i'm not doubting the accuracy your figures for denmark, just adding that europe was such a mosaic different practices that it's a little precarious to generalize if by old houses we can mean pretty old

definitely lords will exploit as hard as they can

but fair, when i say old/long time ago i mean before 1800.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Krankenstyle posted:

but compared to the 62.5 inch average it wasnt

Look at the metric unit used.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ubachung posted:

Suits of armour were insanely expensive and it seems unlikely that smiths would go to the trouble of making them purely for display. Source: my brother is a blacksmith who specialises in recreating historically accurate armour and weapons.

Because rich people have never had insanely expensive poo poo made to show off? And governments have never spent tons of money on military hardware that never sees real use?

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

canyoneer posted:

The late Sudanese American basketball player Manute Bol was 7'7". He says his great grandfather was 7'10" :eyepop:





The man Bol is beside is Spud Webb. He was listed as 5'7".

Webb won the 1986 NBA Slam Dunk competition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1YRJvFvlgg

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
I'm not questioning that decorative or display armour exists, I just don't think it's a major factor in why historical armour often appears small to modern people. I think other goons covered it pretty well; armour made for younger people generally survived better, suits on mannequins don't sit the same as on a person, and depending on nutrition and region people were often smaller too. The average suit of surviving armour tends to be smaller than we'd expect, and it tends to look smaller still when it's not on a person.

On the other hand there is plenty of evidence that there was big armour made for big people. It's just not as easy to find surviving examples.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Nessus posted:

I feel like it's veering into :biotruths: but my understanding is that your potential height is rooted in your genetics and that some population regions, like west Africa and north Europe, have a notably high potential max height. (It's probably more like "the composite of various factors affecting how long your legs are, how long your spine is, and so on.") Most people realize a certain percentage of that potential while growing up, and nowadays, especially in the West, we have relatively few epidemics and relatively abundant food, so people are realizing more of that potential.

So yeah the NK/ROK guard comparison probably shows the difference in that background very clearly. I imagine the divergence was a lot less clear in, say, the 80s or early 90s, where the troops would have grown up in less divergent economic circumstances.

I saw on a video once that those giant statues outside ancient Egyptian temples and palaces are life size, because your body gets bigger the more levels of enlightenment you attain, and the ancients were pretty enlightened. The historical source for this is, of course, the Egyptian god Thoth (actually an ancient Atlantean king or something?) communicating to some guy who wrote it down via telepathy.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Of course the bin chickens know all the answers.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

canyoneer posted:

Ever wondered how you poop on a sailing ship? Not on the poop deck, that's for sure (that comes from French word for the stern of the ship, la poupe)

Nope, you go to the front of the ship (the head), bring a friend with you (or tell someone), climb over the front rail, drop trou and poop in the sea while holding onto the side of the ship or some rope.
There is no toilet paper, but there IS a strategically placed length of rope dragging in the ocean that you can haul up and use the wet end to clean up. Hope you don't have to go in bad weather, because it's a little dangerous even in calm seas.

Now consider that on a big warship, a few hundred people would do this every day*. And that such a ship might be becalmed for several weeks in the tropics.



* Except for those suffering from constipation and other intestinal disorders, which were quite a few, due to their diet.



Disclaimer: This all comes from Patrick O'Brien's fiction.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Why wouldn't you poop in a chamber pot then tie a rope to the chamber pot and throw that over the side to clean it?

Sounds like people were poop stuntin because they could.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

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Sep 7, 2010

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zedprime posted:

Why wouldn't you poop in a chamber pot then tie a rope to the chamber pot and throw that over the side to clean it?

Sounds like people were poop stuntin because they could.

And slow down the ship?
You're out of your mind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9IJyFaI3_M

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The way I figure is that they probably have pots for poopin in when necessary but sailors just find it more convenient to poop over the side when they're already out there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The way I figure is that they probably have pots for poopin in when necessary but sailors just find it more convenient to poop over the side when they're already out there.

Yeah, just be wary of doing that if the Captain has seized mystical seashells from the Formosan travelers tho.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Samovar posted:

Yeah, just be wary of doing that if the Captain has seized mystical seashells from the Formosan travelers tho.

You need at least 3 seashells to poop properly though

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Ghost Leviathan posted:

The way I figure is that they probably have pots for poopin in when necessary but sailors just find it more convenient to poop over the side when they're already out there.

i've read that on longboat-style ships the preferred way of poopin' was hanging over the side and having your buddies brace you but i had assumed that was a consequence of cramming so many people on a ship with such a shallow draft, narrow design where zero privacy was a given - can't speak for other vessels tho

either way it beats going right where you are in church :v:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
The book Robinson Crusoe was based off the real story of Alexander Selkirk, a Scottish sailor and privateer who was marooned on the Juan Fernandez islands for 4 years and 4 months.

There was a sizable population of feral goats on the island, left there by sailors long ago. He would chase them and kill them for meat and skins.
Also, he had sex with the goats. This was not included in the book Robinson Crusoe.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




By all accounts Selkirk was a violent drunk who was probably better suited to be marooned on an isolated island than being around other people.

But his story is actually really amazing. He was only allowed to take a musket and some personal belongings (including a bottle of rum and a bible) with him and he managed to not only survive for four years but actually thrive.

He certainly had a better time than Leendert Hasenbosch who was marooned as punishment for sodomy. He was put ashore on Ascension Island where the portuguese had earlier introduced goats to in order for the island to be a place where they could hunt for provision. Despite this Hasenbosch had a miserable time, he failed at killing any goats, couldn't find any of the freshwater springs and after six months of drinking turtle blood and his own urine he died of thirst. His diary was later published with the title Sodomy Punish'd.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Not goats, but the same practice with feral hogs is why there's such a problem with them. They were dropped into North America to provide a roaming, rapidly reproducing food source that spread so fast that they traversed the country before European colonizers could. The "30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes" tweet is funny, but they're a legitimate problem with how fast they reproduce and destroy crops. The only things that could actually stymie their numbers would also cause widespread ecological destruction.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

chitoryu12 posted:

widespread ecological destruction.

Don't worry, we're on it!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
banging 30-50 feral hogs

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

canyoneer posted:

Also, he had sex with the goats. This was not included in the book Robinson Crusoe.

For real? I googled "alexander selkirk goatfucker" and found nothing.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Gargamel Gibson posted:

For real? I googled "alexander selkirk goatfucker" and found nothing.

I read it in a book last night. Shipwrecked by Evan Balkan, got it from a Humble book bundle.

quote:

He fashioned tools, became adept at catching goats—some of them for fornication, others for food and pelts.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

canyoneer posted:

banging 30-50 feral hogs

So you've dated in my hometown then

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

chitoryu12 posted:

Not goats, but the same practice with feral hogs is why there's such a problem with them. They were dropped into North America to provide a roaming, rapidly reproducing food source that spread so fast that they traversed the country before European colonizers could. The "30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes" tweet is funny, but they're a legitimate problem with how fast they reproduce and destroy crops. The only things that could actually stymie their numbers would also cause widespread ecological destruction.

i cant find it but there's a really good twitter thread by a professor about how hogs were a big tool in colonization, and how the entire concept of being feral has roots in colonialism

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Kanine posted:

i cant find it but there's a really good twitter thread by a professor about how hogs were a big tool in colonization, and how the entire concept of being feral has roots in colonialism

I read it, but I found it going too far into the narrative that everything Europeans did when colonizing was sociopathic destruction, either ridiculous levels of neglect or outright malice. The concept of an "invasive species" didn't even exist at the time this was standard practice (including on the many uninhabited islands they found while sailing around). Nobody, Native Americans included, could have predicted that dropping some pigs on the continent could lead to them spreading by the millions and wrecking crops. Hawaii, for instance, had virtually no native edible crops or animals; most of the "native" food is actually Polynesian species brought over by the initial colonizers.

It's easy to end up going too far to the woke side and applying modern perspectives to history that didn't exist at the time. Many of the practices that led to the modern chaos in the roots of colonialism emerged from actions that a lot of countries, kingdoms, and tribes took among themselves and their neighbors. What changed was one of those groups getting big enough and with sufficiently advanced technology that they could cock up whole continents by doing it.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




People were real stupid about invasive species for a shockingly long time. For example the european starling was introduced to America in 1890 because those admiring the works of Shakespeare wanted to see all the birds mentioned in his creations represented in North America. It is estimated that the starling causes damages worth 800 million dollars each year.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Alhazred posted:

People were real stupid about invasive species for a shockingly long time. For example the european starling was introduced to America in 1890 because those admiring the works of Shakespeare wanted to see all the birds mentioned in his creations represented in North America. It is estimated that the starling causes damages worth 800 million dollars each year.

See also rabbits in Australia.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Samovar posted:

See also rabbits in Australia.

In 1850 New Zealand asked Australia for advise about getting rid of their rabbits. No problem mate, just introduce these bushtailed possums was Australia's response. Turns out possums don't give a gently caress about rabbits but loves to gently caress up the native species with diseases and general fuckery.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Australia does not have a great track record against wildlife.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Anyone in the mood for a hoorifying documentary about invasive species should watch Darwin's Nightmare.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Platystemon posted:

Australia does not have a great track record against wildlife.

To be fair, no country does. Someone introduced Bambi Dracula to Britain because there was no way that was gonna go horribly wrong.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Alhazred posted:

To be fair, no country does. Someone introduced Bambi Dracula to Britain because there was no way that was gonna go horribly wrong.
Bunnicula lives??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



otoh wolves are back in Denmark which is p badass

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

chitoryu12 posted:

I read it, but I found it going too far into the narrative that everything Europeans did when colonizing was sociopathic destruction, either ridiculous levels of neglect or outright malice. The concept of an "invasive species" didn't even exist at the time this was standard practice (including on the many uninhabited islands they found while sailing around). Nobody, Native Americans included, could have predicted that dropping some pigs on the continent could lead to them spreading by the millions and wrecking crops. Hawaii, for instance, had virtually no native edible crops or animals; most of the "native" food is actually Polynesian species brought over by the initial colonizers.

It's easy to end up going too far to the woke side and applying modern perspectives to history that didn't exist at the time. Many of the practices that led to the modern chaos in the roots of colonialism emerged from actions that a lot of countries, kingdoms, and tribes took among themselves and their neighbors. What changed was one of those groups getting big enough and with sufficiently advanced technology that they could cock up whole continents by doing it.
Would be interesting to see the thread but I don't know if anyone really needs to go beyond the attitude of it to see it as a dick thing to do. The forest was just where domesticated pigs lived because it was hard to keep up with feeding them. They were mostly just gonna graze on acorns but they'll still gently caress anything up with a positive calorie balance because they are pigs. So you do it into forests you own and are accountable for.

Dropping pigs off as a backup pig larder into new land is then a neat encapsulation of the attitude that since we're the first people here (natives don't count) we can drop out pigs off and our pigs can live in our forest. Oh yeah the land is ours. Why wouldn't it be?

E. Pig farming history is really cool. Modern pig farms where they are slopped in a pen and never leave are incredibly recent as the economics of feeding a pig feed sucked. I can't find the details again but there's a part of of me that wants to say letting your pig range during acorn season was economically required up until the last agricultural revolution around the Haber process. Each revolution before then just cutting out a season you needed to let your pigs range.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If the natives hadn’t been nearly wiped out by infectious disease, it would have been cool if they’d killed all the pigs like it’s hypothesised their ancestors did to the North American megafauna.

It’s pathetic that twenty‐first‐century America can’t lick the hogs with hundreds of millions of modern firearms.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



zedprime posted:

Oh yeah the land is ours. Why wouldn't it be?


They didn't have a flag and we did. It's all fair game :colbert:

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Platystemon posted:

If the natives hadn’t been nearly wiped out by infectious disease, it would have been cool if they’d killed all the pigs like it’s hypothesised their ancestors did to the North American megafauna.

It’s pathetic that twenty‐first‐century America can’t lick the hogs with hundreds of millions of modern firearms.

There is a reason the ancestors of the feral hogs lived on and the decadent megafauna did not

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