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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ferrinus posted:

cool to be reminded that racism is the foundational principle of all western leftism

nailed it :shuckyes:

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Its probably the best answer that you can give in a room stacked full of DNC flacks

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
you could say that un observers verified that their elections were fair before pivoting to a criticism of voter suppression here in the us

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


we live in a country where the current president lost the election by 3 million votes and we're acting like we care about fair and free elections lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Raiad posted:

we live in a country where the current president lost the election by 3 million votes and we're acting like we care about fair and free elections lol

it's so funny that they keep up the act even after the mask so recently fell off lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1173654658423971840?s=20

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

come to butthead lol

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014


lol guaidówned

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
maduro cheated by putting an empanada on the end of a fishing line

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
what if Maduro wants to keep Juan around because it's funny to have a fake, pretender president with no power

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Echo Chamber posted:

what if Maduro wants to keep Juan around because it's funny to have a fake, pretender president with no power

It's what I hope we do with Trump

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lol remember that time a guy declared himself president of a major nation and the US media all just decided he was.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

ikanreed posted:

Lol remember that time a guy declared himself president of a major nation and the US media all just decided he was.

That dang cheeto Donald Trump huh

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


You are not a journalist Jorge, we both know this

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Between cutting the Afghan government out completely with Taliban peace negotiations and Juan being cut out of the Venezuelan opposition it's really not been a good month for pretending the puppets have any power or agency.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

lol owned

but also this is actually good

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

What's that keening wail I hear coming from Sweden...?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

yeah!!! get em!!

https://twitter.com/ElMele4F/status/1173086578341756928

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

that owns lol

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Venezuela’s authorities released another photo of opposition leader Juan Guaido with an alleged drug trafficker on Thursday as tensions boil over on Colombia’s side of the border.

Not shocked the US backed "president" is paling around with narcotraffickers.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

gotta get your death squads from somewhere

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

What else is he gonna do? He wasn't invited to the negotiations.

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

Ok so this is something else:

Today there was legislative elections in the Madeira Archipelago, which since early this year, had a huge influx of Luso-Venezeulans coming back. For decades that particular archipelago was a PSD (Think Portuguese Tories and there ya go) stronghold, keeping a majority of votes for decades. Since the wake of the year, they've been running for weeks stories of whoever they can get on camera to tell stories in an attempt to discredit the current left-coalition that runs the continent territory, to the point they straight up cut off a couple that started praising our healthcare system and desperately tried to change the story from "We must save these people from the evils of socialism" to "We must prevent them from burdening our already weak healthcare system". Another narrative was that during that time, the "uppity" teacher unions wanted to be repaid several years of work that weren't compensated since the IMF intervention, and twas also an attempt to use said Luso Venezuelans to scare them away since Trade power would remind them of Maduro and thus kill any support.

Now, I wouldn't say that they'd Lost the election, but they lost the majority they used to hold and now have to depend on a Right-Wing Coalition... with the other right wing party that supported said socialized healthcare system and agreed on the repaying of teachers on that particular state, despite both being "clear deal-breakers" to "right wingers and specially the Socialism-adverse Venezuelan Socialism victims".

Turns out potentially relying on such narratives can kick one in the butt! There's probably going to be a "Ha ha, take that left wing parties" despite the Socialist Party winning 2nd place, but there's going to be not much peep about just how much said right wing parties had to compromise on that particular region.

Kunster has issued a correction as of 01:00 on Sep 23, 2019

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/rtyson82/status/1176341151554490368

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

hi thread, just checking in on Interim President Juan Guido lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

please clap, me in irons

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

hi thread, just checking in on Interim President Juan Guido lol

Doing great! Currently in his ninth 30-day term as interim president. He'll hold those elections any day now, I'm sure.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Goon Danton posted:

Doing great! Currently in his ninth 30-day term as interim president. He'll hold those elections any day now, I'm sure.

due to a loophole in the Venezuelan constitution he no longer experiences the flow of time

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
one weird trick but westerners still love him

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



I guess now we know who the Curse of the Empanada is gonna target next

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

hi thread, just checking in on Interim President Juan Guido lol

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Like Hilldawg, he will blame his not being president on betrayal from the left.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

poo poo like this is why id rather biden win than warren, shes more dangerous than old broke brain

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

poo poo like this is why id rather biden win than warren, shes more dangerous than old broke brain

the only way Biden isn't also going to bomb Venezuela is if he can't mumble the authorization order to the generals

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

the only way Biden isn't also going to bomb Venezuela is if he can't mumble the authorization order to the generals

civil war 2 begins when joe biden orders the invasion of virginia

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


I'm very surprised the bad venezuela thread regulars managed to get their own thread closed despite PPJ having swallowed their rhetoric completely uncritically

edit: oh they started whining about it in qqcs

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kurtofan posted:

poo poo like this is why id rather biden win than warren, shes more dangerous than old broke brain

lol toting the democratic line doesn’t mean you want war. if the republicans aren’t going to declare than the democrats arent either . they will finger wag like a mother fucker

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

CharlestheHammer posted:

lol toting the democratic line doesn’t mean you want war. if the republicans aren’t going to declare than the democrats arent either . they will finger wag like a mother fucker

Going to war is one of the very few things Democrats will gleefully do on their own initiative

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MizPiz posted:

Going to war is one of the very few things Democrats will gleefully do on their own initiative

nah they will do a coup but Trump has pissed that opportunity away.

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