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Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


I once tried to spend a Scottish £1 note in a shop in London. “It’s Scottish money, that’s okay, right?” I said, and the guy looked a bit confused but then said “oh sure, of course.”

He gave me £4 change.

E: According to Wikipedia, in 1250, the first use in English of the word “cuckold” was recorded. Birth of the cuck.

Comrade Fakename fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Sep 18, 2019

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That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Junior G-man posted:

Also what are "Higher Laws"?

Thermodynamics?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

What can one do against such reckless stupidity

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Junior G-man posted:

Also what are "Higher Laws"?

God.

Hidingo Kojimba
Mar 29, 2010

Junior G-man posted:

Also what are "Higher Laws"?

I imagine he’s referring to the CJEU having jurisdiction on matters of European law, but it’s pretty reductive and Brexiteer-esque to refer to that as “higher law”

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
God drat do I hate that smarmy oval office Jo Maugham.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


How does holding a Jam Granddad second referendum 'free Corbyn from the only laws that tie the hands of Governments of all colours'?

What is this? Is it a Brexit referendum that secretly also makes him God Emperor of the UK Socialist Empire? Is that what He Has Planned For Us?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

If leaving the EU allows Corbyn to create unlimited energy machines then why haven't we left already?

Alternatively there's a high concept sci-fi plot here about time travellers having to interfere in human history to stop the development of the infinite energy machines before we reach communism or else we'd boil ourselves to death from the waste heat of everyone using them all the time for profit.

Bitcoin was a near extinction level event, is what I'm saying.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



The auto subtitling on the suspension has just declared “we are asked to opine on parliament solvent free”. Mores the pity

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Junior G-man posted:

Also what are "Higher Laws"?
Henry David Thoreau wasn't it?

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Guavanaut posted:

Henry David Thoreau wasn't it?

Yeah, but Thoreau's writing about the fact that reason and choice puts us above the animals - the Higher Law is about us having more than base intelligence. Also about being an insufferable prick who insults a nice lady who wants to give him a cup of tea.

Does Maugham mean that being pro 2nd referendum makes Corbyn like an animal?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

"I only wanted to offer him tea."

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Comrade Fakename posted:

I once tried to spend a Scottish £1 note in a shop in London. “It’s Scottish money, that’s okay, right?” I said, and the guy looked a bit confused but then said “oh sure, of course.”

He gave me £4 change.


I haven't seen a £1 note in years. Kinda wished I'd kept some, but spending them in England was too much fun.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

I blame Pro-Lifers for most of this. Like going back to when my grandma was young, nobody would consider an early miscarriage to be a 'pregnancy loss' and the only people who gave a toss about when life began was the Pope and his lot and their ideological pervert counterparts in the Calvinists, plus the odd judge hemming and hawing about whether the Offences Against the Person Act 1861 covered herbal teas. Ordinary people didn't seem to much care. Part of that was due to appallingly bad sex education and poorer health outcomes, but another part was due to the large number of people trying to end pregnancies by drinking gin and jumping backwards off the kitchen sink or drinking pennyroyal in the absence of reliable contraception.

Fast forward to Roe vs. Wade and the culture wars in America and now a whole bunch of literal sociopaths are determined to make people believe that the minute that a sperm implants then you have a smaller version of a fully grown baby with a heartbeat and a consciousness. And if as a side effect that means that people who miscarry feel terrible then they don't care, because they literally worship human suffering so it's a feature rather than a bug to them.


So I don't want to get into an argument or anything because I think you're a cool poster and I've only secondhand experience in this area, but I really, really disagree with the premise of this even if I agree with you that pro-lifers and such have a lot to answer for. Partly I take issue with the implication that "people in the past didn't care, so we shouldn't either," because the first part is arguable empirically and the second part is extremely problematic philosophically. But more than that I think the idea that the whole issue is a vestigial hangup from religion underplays and fundamentally misunderstands the emotional and psychological effects of wanting to be a parent and believing that you are going to be a parent. I'd say it's not about "when life begins" or even the "value of life" or anything like that, but rather that being/becoming a parent can have a deeply-rooted impact on people's identity, their sense of self and their sense of their relation to the world and other people, and this is something that we should be mindful of.


I wrote the above before reading the thread, and Rarity put it much better than I did:

Rarity posted:

LL, I'm really sorry to hear about what you've been for. It's totally understandable that you'll be grieving for a while. Please don't be afraid of reaching out for support if you need it. Someone mentioned support groups which are a good idea and you'd be welcome in any grief group.


Nah, this is bullshit and I think quite unempathetic considering the circumstance. When you or a partner are expecting you may not be a parent yet but you're already building up a relationship with your child in your head. You're thinking about the future and imagining what kind of life they might have and then all of that is ripped away from you. You lose all those hopes and dreams and you don't even get the joy of meeting your child. It's awful and it's got gently caress all to do with the pro-life crowd.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Junior G-man posted:

Also what are "Higher Laws"?

:2bong:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I really don't understand the FBPE Twitter meltdowns about Corbyn's Brexit referendum proposal. I think Labour have been pretty poo poo on Brexit for the last three years, but this is finally a very clearly stated and reasonable plan.

Purely anecdotal, but from discussions at my extremely pro-Remain workplace a lot of people are instinctively quite uncomfortable with the Lib Dem plan to unilaterally cancel Brexit.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Red Oktober posted:

The auto subtitling on the suspension has just declared “we are asked to opine on parliament solvent free”. Mores the pity

Obi-Wan Jenobi says

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

'Corbyn might have the power to do what he wants, without obstruction!' Jo yells, after 12 months of a Tory government repeatedly breaking parliamentary convention leading up to an executive that will literally break the law to gently caress the country, most likely facing no consequence for doing so.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Junior G-man posted:

Socialist Empire

Um

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Niric posted:

So I don't want to get into an argument or anything because I think you're a cool poster and I've only secondhand experience in this area, but I really, really disagree with the premise of this even if I agree with you that pro-lifers and such have a lot to answer for. Partly I take issue with the implication that "people in the past didn't care, so we shouldn't either," because the first part is arguable empirically and the second part is extremely problematic philosophically. But more than that I think the idea that the whole issue is a vestigial hangup from religion underplays and fundamentally misunderstands the emotional and psychological effects of wanting to be a parent and believing that you are going to be a parent. I'd say it's not about "when life begins" or even the "value of life" or anything like that, but rather that being/becoming a parent can have a deeply-rooted impact on people's identity, their sense of self and their sense of their relation to the world and other people, and this is something that we should be mindful of.
I was responding to jabby to agree that it's never a matter of 'fault' or 'blame', not to any individual case, and unfortunately a lot of their propaganda has, by its rhetoric, caused people to internalize feelings of personal fault and blame over pregnancy loss in ways that they wouldn't have done in the past.

Which isn't to invalidate any of the feelings that anyone might be having, of course there's a whole lot of other feelings of loss, of what could have been, and of course people should be supported through that, but over the past few decades the pro-life set has, for various ends, tried to shift the narrative in ways that I consider very negative, and which has increased the sense of personal fault.

These are the same pricks that helicopter in whenever a judge says that an infant can be taken off of NHS life support, and that does nothing but increase pain and grief in a similar way.

Corbyn's going to do a social imperialism. :ohdear:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Guavanaut posted:

Corbyn's going to do a social imperialism. :ohdear:

I would welcome the jackbooted thugs and tanks of the British Soviet Empire rolling through my street, tbh.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
Social democratic empire, which is entirely possible and, according to some theorists, required!

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011


Literally the Soviet Union

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
*continual chain of Lenin accusing the European welfare states of being social imperialist, Mao accusing the Soviet empire of being social imperialist, the Communist Party of India (Maoist) accusing China of being social imperialist, and so on.*

Maybe the real social imperialists were the friends we made along the way.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Purple Prince posted:

Literally the Soviet Union

Um

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I know that when I worked in McDonalds way back in the day (like 1996-2001 back in the day) the company made us stop taking scottish notes because we were being given so many fakes

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011


Would venture 'socialist' is more controversial than 'empire' for the USSR. :can:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


peanut- posted:



Purely anecdotal, but from discussions at my extremely pro-Remain workplace a lot of people are instinctively quite uncomfortable with the Lib Dem plan to unilaterally cancel Brexit.

Also they don't have a chance in hell of ever being in a position to do so
So it's just a fantasy to try to out remain labour so they can then go into coalitiin with the tories

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Purple Prince posted:

Would venture 'socialist' is more controversial than 'empire' for the USSR. :can:

What's a venture socialist? :downs:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wachter posted:

What's a venture socialist? :downs:
It's a syndicalist who supplies a large number of unionized workers with mattock handles to firms exhibiting high growth potential.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
The Venture Comrades

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know that when I worked in McDonalds way back in the day (like 1996-2001 back in the day) the company made us stop taking scottish notes because we were being given so many fakes

The no true Scots' money fallacy?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Purple Prince posted:

Would venture 'socialist' is more controversial than 'empire' for the USSR. :can:

Yes that's my point.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know that when I worked in McDonalds way back in the day (like 1996-2001 back in the day) the company made us stop taking scottish notes because we were being given so many fakes

There are more fake £1 coins in circulation than there are fake Scottish notes of every denomination combined.

The £1 note hasn't been in mainstream circulation since 2001, but if you want one for sentimental value the Royal Bank of Scotland - and only the RBS - still issue them in limited numbers.

EdBlackadder
Apr 8, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
The Miscarriage Association are good people an offer support to grieving families. I can't know what your going through but I can sympathise.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
I truly believe that there is no way to topple the right wing/liberal bullshit that has our country strangled without actual civil war now, and I wouldn't fancy the left's chances in that.

The public are not bright and have been severely indoctrinated with bullshit for so many years, there are a lot of empty vessels wandering around without the grey matter to look at things objectively and cognitive dissonance has them blind.

This really gets me down. I'm glad I have therapy to help but it feels like it doesn't quite cut it, humanity needs a severe existential boot to the groin

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

There are more fake £1 coins in circulation than there are fake Scottish notes of every denomination combined.

...not any more there aren't. As far as we know the coin redesign has been successful in putting the price of faking high enough nobody's bothering.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And then in 5 years time it turns out that the government allowed the mint to sell the spare planchets to eSwatini and the whole affair repeats again.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

And then in 5 years time it turns out that the government allowed the mint to sell the spare planchets to eSwatini and the whole affair repeats again.

That planchet thing is another of those weird urban myths where a tiny part of the story is assumed to be the entirety of it. They *were* used as slugs (i.e. blank "coins" that can fool vending machines) on a very small scale, but they're basically useless for making fake coins if you want to make a profit on them.

If you're counterfeiting coins you're looking to use the cheapest, softest possible metal that will pass an automated counter and survive long enough in circulation to make the point of origin impossible to trace. Plain lead and gold paint was used at first, then various alloys and electroplating, and towards the end they were using a pretty sophisticated bell metal alloy that was really difficult to detect. Putting your fakes on proper planchets is self-defeating because you have to have a much, much higher-grade die (and replace it much more often), a much more sophisticated coin press (fakes are normally punched straight from the sheet), plus of course you're paying a way higher cost for your raw materials.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Swazi lilangeni weren't being used to make fake pounds as much as they were being bought for their face value of 8p and used in vending machines, where they'd pass because they were exactly the same planchet as a pound coin.

They'd have to be counted as 'fakes taken out of circulation' because the vending machine companies would open the cash box and go "gently caress's sake."

:laugh: when it happens to fruit machines though because gently caress them.

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