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SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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I met a man named Fred Astare
I met a man with perfect hair
I met Astate again today
Oh I wish he'd go away.

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SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



nut posted:

She walked into the room, the click of the heels, legs up to here *intricately uses my hands to mimic the hockey stick graph of global temperature increase in the 1900s*
Her name was Sharon Stone. Not that one, but another one. One like that one.

nut

Who is your favourite character from the Sly Cooper video game universe?

Mine is Sly Cooper.

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

Who is your favourite character from the Sly Cooper video game universe?

Mine is Sly Cooper.

the demon monster boss



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

Heather Papps posted:

the demon monster boss

i actually already said sly cooper

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
Sly Cooper sounds like a 60's jazz musician

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

canyoneer posted:

Sly Cooper sounds like a 60's jazz musician

Benny "Sly" Cooper, the world's only jazz Sousaphonist



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

nut

have u ever seen db cooper and sly cooper in the same room

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Sly's brother, Frank Cooper, who made a song for the soundtrack

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
First draft titles of beloved literary works: Arthur Rimbaud's A Season In Hell, Michigan



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Marcel Proust's Hey! Where'd The Time Go???



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Heather Papps

hello friend


a tale of three cities



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


oh yeah, frank's a real rear end man

frank walks in, is a horrible flesh golem made of asses


here comes franks bro frank, he's a tit man

frank walks in, see's woman and does the awooga wolf howl



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

The Mona Lisa Puzzle

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Two roads diverged in the woods and I

Took the one less traveled by

No cell signal, no GPS

I'm in a state of great distress

I must admit, I am quite lost

Thanks for nothing, Robert Frost



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

magic cactus posted:

Two roads diverged in the woods and I

Took the one less traveled by

No cell signal, no GPS

I'm in a state of great distress

I must admit, I am quite lost

Thanks for nothing, Robert Frost

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Three little gnomes were dressed all the same. Blue coat coat blue coat. Red hat red hat red hat. Green shoes green shoes green shoes.

Three little gnomes had the same supper. Hot soup hot soup hot soup.

Three little gnomes had the same plan. Go to bed go to bed STAY UP WE FFFUCKIN YEEEAA

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

a tale of three cities

Tale of Three Titties. The title was later changed to Total Recall.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Jiggle is an inherently funny word.

Jiggle.

Twenty Four


SardonicTyrant posted:

Jiggle is an inherently funny word.

Jiggle.

Name idea for a strip club: "The Jiggle Jungle"

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Where they do the hot new 1940's dance, "The Jungle Jiggle"


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

There was an 18 and older strip club just outside of Portland, Oregon called Jiggles. Always made me giggle.

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

There was an 18 and older strip club just outside of Portland, Oregon called Jiggles. Always made me giggle.
18 and older? As opposed to "Fun for the whole family" strip clubs?

Escape From Noise

SardonicTyrant posted:

18 and older? As opposed to "Fun for the whole family" strip clubs?

Usually 21 and older. Because they're also bars.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

SardonicTyrant posted:

"Fun for the whole family" strip clubs

When I lived out in the bible belt for my undergrad I came up with the idea for a religious-themed strip club called Bible Thumpers. Feel like it would have taken off.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
things that shouldn’t smell like salami megathread

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Cubone posted:

things that shouldn’t smell like salami megathread

bras

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
in a shocking twist it turns out that Hyrule is bankrolling Ganondorf to push crack to low-income Goron families, to keep them in low-income housing on Death Mountain so that they don't poo poo up the Hyrule housing market. The Skulltulas are the dealers. That loving owl? He's in league with 'em too.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

magic cactus posted:

in a shocking twist it turns out that Hyrule is bankrolling Ganondorf to push crack to low-income Goron families, to keep them in low-income housing on Death Mountain so that they don't poo poo up the Hyrule housing market. The Skulltulas are the dealers. That loving owl? He's in league with 'em too.

Harold Fjord
Corngod

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Dognroc, the final battle between cats and dogs.

Why does it smell like salami: The bra megathread.

I'd bookmark it.

nut

Sneaker Talk


I almost caught the man who has been stealing the sunflower seeds out of the bird feeder in my front yard.

Gnarly Sheen

I'm ITT

SardonicTyrant posted:

Dognroc, the final battle between cats and dogs.
Why does it smell like salami: The bra megathread.

I'd bookmark it.

I’d bookmark the poo poo out of that

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Sea is stored in the Seychelles.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Merlin goes to the lady of the lake to return Excalibur but the skeleton hand flips him off instead: "sooo this means we're over orrr....."



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Heather Papps

hello friend


thread title; when you hear vegetable orchestra what comes to mind?

first post content;
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On8wzyNwSFs

or
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbw4nsNpqzA

not that funny i guess. i was in the preview thread stage when i decided nah



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

nut posted:

Sneaker Talk


I almost caught the man who has been stealing the sunflower seeds out of the bird feeder in my front yard.

trying to find out which roommate keeps finishing off the roll of toilet paper and not putting a fresh one on
I'M PRETTY SURE ITS YOU, BEN!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


got any sevens posted:

trying to find out which roommate keeps finishing off the roll of toilet paper and not putting a fresh one on
I'M PRETTY SURE ITS YOU, BEN!

f u jerry u drank my beers



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
sexual harassment workshop: a place to get feedback and improve your sexual harassment technique

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SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I thought about doing a web series. I don't know what the actual web series would be about, but it'd end in obnoxious ploys to get likes and subscribes. Like, I'm in a dark forest and you need to like and subscribe or the killer will get me. Or I'm holding a door closed to keep the the monster out, and I need you to like and subscribe or the monster will break through.

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