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Who has that much free space in their freezer? Maybe if this guy had gone shopping he wouldn't have had to defy the Geneva Conventions for a wily 8 year old
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any child left unattended in the bathroom for over 30 seconds will have somehow killed themselves on purpose to spite you outside of a bathroom they will instead seek out their natural prey, household pets
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:28 |
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bell jar posted:this derail is making me wish i could get locked in a bathroom and drink bleach the power was inside you all along
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the power was inside you all along The bleach wasn't though.
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:32 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:I wonder what would happen if you called the cops. Please note: I am not endorsing this course of action. It definitely qualifies as animal abuse.
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Mr. Lobe posted:I wonder what would happen if you called the cops. Please note: I am not endorsing this course of action. They'd shoot the cat.
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Chairman Mao posted:They'd shoot the cat. Nah, they'd shoot everyone then aggressively interrogate the cat.
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FilthyImp posted:Teach for America is the most common way to do this and still look like you're a competent school. Throw some idealistic person in there for 2 years, fail to improve, flame out and leave. Person spends the rest of their lives saying how they have Real Classroom Experience and the school gets the next batch of useful idiots while the kids suffer. Eh, I mean honestly having gone through the whole creditation process and student teaching, in a state known for good education stuff? The only way (ironically) to learn how to teach is to go in a real classroom and do it imo.
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:52 |
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Just remember that cops are the physical embodiment of
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:55 |
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Foo Diddley posted:Well, not ignoring the kid in the first place. I mean, if you agree to watch someone's kid you have to actually loving watch them. None of this passive agressive "well you can leave the kid here but I'll be locked in my bedroom the whole time" bullshit. If the kid gets up to mischief because you couldn't even be bothered to be in the same goddamn room, whatever that kid did was your fault. Reddit OP is absolutely the rear end in a top hat here Potentially murdering an animal is not "mischief". What the gently caress kids do you know?
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:57 |
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I think that person is saying you shouldn't just leave a kid alone bc kids can get into poo poo pretty quickly and turn things upside-down, not suggesting that what this specific kid was only some light mischief. But that really only applies to little little kids - by 8 you're not really in 'cupboard mischief' stage anymore
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My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apartquote:I've been with my partner for 8 years, we have a 4 year old son and 2 year old daughter. Our relationship has been a little rocky, partly due to his highly demanding job in the restaurant industry, but we love each other deeply, and always will. He has been the head chef of a relatively successful restaurant for 3 years now, and is the only source of income for our family, since I left my job in the charity sector to look after our children.
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:03 |
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I'm saying it's not a natural assumption that an eight year old who is out of sight for some small amount of time will get up to something that extreme. Eight year olds are at the age where they drat sure know what that would do and what would happened.
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart is chris perhaps an accomplished hypnotist
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Husband is dreaming of a romantic first date with Chris involving multiple card tricks
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart I need this to get an update like I need oxygen oh my god
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart now watch as I make this marriage disappear
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:10 |
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How about a business venture where they make Heelies magically appear on dogs? Also: Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:is chris perhaps an accomplished hypnotist
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Lmao I absolutely love this one. The title alone is such gold.
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:15 |
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart I'm sorry to inform you that Chris has been making his sausage disappear. Disappear into your husband's butt Can't wait for this future episode of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
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Also i cant get over the whole "customers using magic tricks to get in their date's pants" aspect
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Jesus christ I want to watch this episode of whatever its from.
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Mr Snips posted:now watch as I make this marriage disappear
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Something tells me that perhaps you are not as anonymous in this than you think.
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dudeness posted:Something tells me that perhaps you are not as anonymous in this than you think. Well, at least when Chris sees it, he can't go scrounging through OP's post history.
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart e: quote:RealisticSandwich [score hidden] 36 minutes ago
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:41 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Did Mrs. Pence refuse to open the relationship to horses? What the gently caress did she expect when using PowerPoint transitions for her nude presentation? It's pretty loving funny. Frog Act posted:What is the nicest way to tell my (F24) boyfriend (M24) that he is gross and needs to clean himself like a normal functioning adult? Naw. She should be proud of that. Bored fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Bored posted:What the gently caress did she expect when using PowerPoint transitions for her nude presentation? It's pretty loving funny. Thats why you always, always use a star wipe. It's the sexiest transition for presentations
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You're in for a treat, read the rest of the story. There are two images to pull up in the Twitter post. Oh, uh "thanks" (I guess)? I mean I'm loving laughing but also shaking my head that of course this ridiculous fetish has incestuous origins. DemoneeHo posted:Thats why you always, always use a star wipe. It's the sexiest transition for presentations *furiously scribbles down notes* in your opinion what is the least sexiest transition
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:59 |
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Easy - get one of those trick boxes for sawing someone in half. Write "YOU" on one side & "FAMILY" on the other. Pull the box in half & say "this is what'll happen if you start this dumb loving restaurant"
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AITA for taking the last "good" donut?quote:So I've been a bit conflicted about whether or not I did something wrong here. So I work in the tech industry and my company occasionally buys food for the whole office, grunts and exec's all welcome to partake in it. Today it was donuts, and as soon as I heard about it I rushed inside, because I wanted to get one of the "good" donuts before they had all been taken.
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart
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luxury handset posted:if a 32 year old man is behaving like a substantial alcoholic Based on the comments this is an improvement from his coke addiction. This is a real gem of a "friend". chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart
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Xik posted:*furiously scribbles down notes* The zooming in transition You dont want a tasteful picture of your breasts to be interrupted by zooming in to a pic of your genitalia
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Easy - get one of those trick boxes for sawing someone in half. Write "YOU" on one side & "FAMILY" on the other. Pull the box in half & say "this is what'll happen if you start this dumb loving restaurant" Counterpoint: at the end of that trick you put the two halves back together. Basically what I'm saying is this needs to happen.
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Mr Snips posted:now watch as I make this marriage disappear lmao
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larry david has a reddit account now AITA for (temporarily) taking someone’s speaker who was playing music in a bus quote:I had to take a long bus ride today (~5 hours).
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DemoneeHo posted:Also i cant get over the whole "customers using magic tricks to get in their date's pants" aspect That's a straight-up PUA thing
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 01:37 |
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Haifisch posted:I was dumped over suicide wings This is like the most hilarious story I've read in months in this stupid thread. Satanic inferno poops?!! A girlfriend who is intensely angry over the name of buffalo wings?!! An analogy implying abortion is murder?!! Just plain incredible.
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Mandrake gestures hypnotically, and the appetizer appears!
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