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have you tried inflating your throat in order to produce a booming mating call?
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 01:01 |
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give her a shiney rock
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 01:32 |
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Heather Papps posted:give her a shiney rock better yet, craft a bower and decorate it with a bunch of shiny rocks
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 03:08 |
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Should I polish these rocks myself or try to find already shiny ones? |
# ? Sep 19, 2019 08:22 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Should I polish these rocks myself or try to find already shiny ones? both. also, just show them this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNuKxyIMerk
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 14:16 |
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Heather Papps posted:both. But would that not attract them to you? |
# ? Sep 19, 2019 18:34 |
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they dont know you dont know what youre doing
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:22 |
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If you want to find a true love, upon whom you can dote, well, op, you could do worse than wear a buckskin coat. |
# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:06 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:If you want to find a true love,
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 03:48 |
the most powerful move is to immediately declare "i'm not trying to impress you lady"
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:05 |
i am not married but i assure you that is not due to my (excellent) dating technique it is just that i have an incurable personality disorder that makes me impossible to live with
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:08 |
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lost my old email posted:the most powerful move is to immediately declare "i'm not trying to impress you lady" pulled this one out in a job interview and now i have a wife instead of ajob
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:40 |
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lost my old email posted:the most powerful move is to immediately declare "i'm not trying to impress you lady" |
# ? Sep 25, 2019 08:16 |
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The thing you gotta remember about dating is that nobody who is sincere knows what the gently caress they're doing either and unless you're trying to date my coconut wife JANET WE TALKED ABOUT THIS you're probably okay. Just... Consent is important, talking is important, showering regularly is important and be your drat self please. |
# ? Sep 25, 2019 16:32 |
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hamjobs posted:Consent is important, talking is important, showering regularly is important and be your drat self please. yes and thank you double this yes watch what i am about to do hamjobs posted:Consent is important, talking is important, showering regularly is important and be your drat self please. i call this posting technique the "double bold quote" only the best posts deserve this.
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# ? Sep 25, 2019 16:39 |
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Serious Post: it's okay..I always drive women away from wanting to date me with my gratingly clingy personality. |
# ? Sep 25, 2019 19:01 |
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As we all know, the ultimate euphoria a person can achieve is the act of holding hands. Finding a willing partner is not always easy, but I have found a foolproof method. Follow these 4 easy steps and a woman's hand will be your oyster. 1. Raise both hands in the air 2. Begin to wave them in a rhythmically pleasing fashion 3. Chant "I just don't care! I just don't care!" as many times as needed. 4. Have fun! If you've followed my patented plan correctly, you should find yourself being swarmed by thousands of women. Sext & Sons is not liable for any property damage or personal injury as a result of the Swarm. Do not attempt hand-holding or related hand activities without first consulting your doctor. |
# ? Sep 25, 2019 19:33 |
so you got a date. nice! but keep in mind what’s at risk: the will of yourself and that blasphemer, the great dragon, are as one. he roars with your voice and you slay with his hands. a lover may divide your union and impede the great becoming — do not allow this interloper to cast doubts upon your divine glory.
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 02:25 |
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I recommend specialized dating apps as they have a much better hit rate than general use apps such as those that map the night sky or google docs. |
# ? Sep 26, 2019 07:55 |
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the trick is to lie. that way, if things don't work out how you expected, you can ponder how it was pretty abusive that they didn't take your claims that you're a formula one driver more seriously or just weird that they did.
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