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Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

A thought has been swimming around my head for the last few days:. Dr Aphra movie or tv series with Constance Wu as Dr Aphra, make it happen lucasfilm

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It is finally here, the only video about Star Wars Land you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYy6V_ZVSU8

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

The MSJ posted:

It is finally here, the only video about Star Wars Land you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYy6V_ZVSU8

Legit excited for this one lol.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo







found some funky letter-wing starfighter designs on artstation. the artist did the entire alphabet, there are just my favorites https://www.artstation.com/nuro

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

teagone posted:

Legit excited for this one lol.

43 minutes, and it’s only part 1!

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

General Dog posted:

43 minutes, and it’s only part 1!

Yeah didn't realize it was going to be in parts. Good opener. Patiently waiting for the next one.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

"star wars land has big train energy"

:hmmyes:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FYI Jenny also did an Avatarland video and it was also good because it talked about the hosed up imperialist implications of the story Disney made for it.

Meanwhile, in Rian Johnson's new movie.

The MSJ posted:

Knives Out character posters


Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Whos the kid?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
All these flavours and he chooses to be salty.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I need someone to explain the joke to me, please.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The implication is that he is salty (disgruntled) about people saying mean things about his Star Wars film on the internet

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

General Dog posted:

The implication is that he is salty (disgruntled) about people saying mean things about his Star Wars film on the internet

No, I understand what that means. I don't understand the significance of the poster.

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

General Dog posted:

The implication is that he is salty (disgruntled) about people saying mean things about his Star Wars film on the internet

It’s likely the same reason why the film is getting good “reviews” (98% lmao) out of spite.

It looks like a spiritual sequel to the recent Murder on the Orient Express remake, which means mediocrity at best.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

RESPECT STAR WARS

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

tylersayten posted:

It’s likely the same reason why the film is getting good “reviews” (98% lmao) out of spite.

It looks like a spiritual sequel to the recent Murder on the Orient Express remake, which means mediocrity at best.

I think we can at least wait for the movie to come out before making GBS threads on it

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

tylersayten posted:

It’s likely the same reason why the film is getting good “reviews” (98% lmao) out of spite.

It looks like a spiritual sequel to the recent Murder on the Orient Express remake, which means mediocrity at best.

I am confused by this post. You think critics care what people say about them so they are giving a Rian Johnson movie good reviews? When has that happened before this?

And in what way is the movie like Murder On The Orient Express other than being a contemporary movie in the same genre?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

tylersayten posted:

It’s likely the same reason why the film is getting good “reviews” (98% lmao) out of spite.

It looks like a spiritual sequel to the recent Murder on the Orient Express remake, which means mediocrity at best.

lol pathetic

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

like most full-time critics are complete morons and hacks but lmao at being this mad at a movie that isn't even out yet

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Bongo Bill posted:

No, I understand what that means. I don't understand the significance of the poster.

The kid is nicknamed "the Internet troll" on the poster, so he's presumably the stand-in for TLJ haters

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I thought he was a stand-in for Rian Johnson

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Guy A. Person posted:

The kid is nicknamed "the Internet troll" on the poster, so he's presumably the stand-in for TLJ haters

Because TLJ invented internet trolls.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Guy A. Person posted:

The kid is nicknamed "the Internet troll" on the poster, so he's presumably the stand-in for TLJ haters

Thanks. I've decided that this is stupid.

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Writing a character into your movie just to own your haters was cool when Emmerich did it and it would still be cool today.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

"i'm sure this is a one-to-one correlation," say the people who have not seen the movie and have no idea what the character actually says or does yet

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Turns out that the basic concept of internet is a reference to Star Wars.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
I really like The Last Jedi, but admit it has flaws and I get why it's offputting.

But the Rian Johnson hate is bizarre.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

there's a brand new character in this old timey murder mystery, the simpsons shitposter. he loves mixing and matching parts of seasons 2-9.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Turns out that the basic concept of internet is a reference to Star Wars.

It binds us, and poo poo.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Timeless Appeal posted:

I really like The Last Jedi, but admit it has flaws and I get why it's offputting.

But the Rian Johnson hate is bizarre.
Every now and then I remember that guy who made the boat analogy comic and I stop to hug my brain and tell it I love it

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

R. Guyovich posted:

lol pathetic

R. Guyovich posted:

like most full-time critics are complete morons and hacks but lmao at being this mad at a movie that isn't even out yet

Uhhh, okay

You don’t have to hate bad movies to enjoy them. See: Resident Evil


Timeless Appeal posted:

I really like The Last Jedi, but admit it has flaws and I get why it's offputting.

But the Rian Johnson hate is bizarre.

Rian Johnson took the backlash to TLJ personally, even though he pretends he didn’t, by responding to twitter eggs clearly trolling him for months after the movie came out. Lol the internet won’t let him forget it the meltdowns and he should have known that

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Rian Johnson is 100% Not Mad.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the narcissism expressed in the response to the character is doubly funny because from the poster it looks like this kid is a huge piece of poo poo so weirdos are looking at him and going "that whiny rear end in a top hat, that's ME"

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I am actually looking forward to Knives Out. It looks good and like the type of film he should be making. I am not reading too deeply into that character.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Timeless Appeal posted:

I really like The Last Jedi, but admit it has flaws and I get why it's offputting.

But the Rian Johnson hate is bizarre.

To understand what’s going on, you need to go back to Twilight. If you remember, back when the whole Twilight phenomenon was reaching its peak, there was a loud and persistent backlash from people who very obviously hadn’t read the books. Why? How hard is it to just not think about erotic Vampire fiction?

Evidently, it’s very hard. Y’see, Twilight was advertised everywhere, discussed everywhere. You’re told that this is important, this is powerful, ‘the pop-cultural event of the decade’, etc. There was an immense pressure to participate.

But again: only a relative handful of people actually read the books. So what did the rest of the people have to go on but rumours? People became increasingly obsessed with “Stephanie Meyers” this figure of an undersexed Mormon housewife, how young girls were being brainwashed into Mormonism. Mormonism is a secret vampire sex cult, and it’s overtaking the world - becoming important, powerful, etc. You start going into some really weird places.

Or then you read the book and it’s actually just a BSDM-subtext superhero story with Nietzsche references. Once Fifty Shades came out and made this explicit, the controversy fizzled.

Lots of people have seen Star Wars Episode 8, but extremely few have actually read it. In all this kvetching, nobody talks about what the film is expressing, like, philosophically.

Star Wars 8 is incredibly important, kinda mediocre, you simply aren’t that interested, and you must participate in the controversy.

frest
Sep 17, 2004

Well hell. I guess old Tumnus is just a loverman by trade.
I'm now re-watching TLJ now on Netflix, like 30 minutes at a time, while a toddler zonks out on my lap calming down before bedtime. This movie is so loving bad. Like, tonally, pacing, plot points, writing, characterizations, everything is so baffling and terrible. There's such a clear aura of Hillary-angst around this movie too, it permeates every scene involving the Resistance leadership. They somehow managed to make Star Wars feel even more limited in scope and possibility than TFA did.

I remember in theatres when they went to the casino, and Rose says something like "only one thing in the galaxy makes people this rich..." and I remember like, looking around nervously while waiting for Finn to go "(((galactic banking?)))" but instead they went for a criticism of the MIC, which feels like a comically naive take on that universe. Yeah dudes, it's the arms dealers that are the villains here, not the fascists. Brave. Like Tony Stark's only personal flaw was developing weapons, not ANYTHING ELSE about him being the dynastic scion of technocrat capitalists. The only time money was ever mentioned in A New Hope was in relation to Han Solo's character arc, where he realizes there's "more to things than money."

I don't want to bang on this too long, but it's the purposeful misdirection of a criticism of space capitalism into, "the only bad people are the ones who sell the gun and the ones who shoot it," but then the Rebels are still the good guys. We have in-universe child slaves, who know nothing but laser whips and mistreated animals, who see a loving literal secret decoder ring and react like French resistance fighters. What the gently caress is going on here.

I've resigned myself to the following:
-There will never be any additional connective tissue between RotJ and TFA
-There will never be any exposition about the actual organization of the empire/republic/resistance or anything beyond "they're the rebels 2.0"
-We'll never get to see the origin of the first order, why they have such a massive resource advantage, we are just supposed to accept that they're the Big Bad Guys

If they wasn't such earnest desire and outcry for more appearances from the original characters, I honestly feel they should have just done a hard reboot of the franchise.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

frest posted:

I've resigned myself to the following:
-There will never be any additional connective tissue between RotJ and TFA
-There will never be any exposition about the actual organization of the empire/republic/resistance or anything beyond "they're the rebels 2.0"
-We'll never get to see the origin of the first order, why they have such a massive resource advantage, we are just supposed to accept that they're the Big Bad Guys

Yea this poo poo really irks me. It's so unbelievably low effort and actually makes me feel like my intelligence is being insulted.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




they're trying to check all the boxes that the Avengers movies did (branding, diversity, spin-offability, % profits, etc), but the difference is that those movies built over a period of 15 years to reach the point that they could do Infinity War and Endgame (and they still suffered from being quota/committee-driven). But with new Star Wars they tried to start with the equivalent of Infinity War, so you just aren't as invested in the characters and it's harder to overlook the degree to which every moment was run through multiple rounds of executive feedback and focus groups

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Fitzy Fitz posted:

they're trying to check all the boxes that the Avengers movies did (branding, diversity, spin-offability, % profits, etc), but the difference is that those movies built over a period of 15 years to reach the point that they could do Infinity War and Endgame (and they still suffered from being quota/committee-driven). But with new Star Wars they tried to start with the equivalent of Infinity War, so you just aren't as invested in the characters and it's harder to overlook the degree to which every moment was run through multiple rounds of executive feedback and focus groups

cool poo poo

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




how do I distinguish between the fact that diverse casts are good and the fact that Disney as a corporation doesn't care about that unless it drives profits

"quota" wasn't about race stuff it was about the fact that these movies are driven by checklists rather than any sort of artistic vision

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