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eonwe posted:im starting to think that star citizen isn't that good I see that someone received his Dr. Smart payment.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:18 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:37 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:25 |
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Chris Roberts, architect
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:27 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Alright with the weekly video release it's time for another LOL. Fiddle fiddle *Rome burning intensifies*
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:30 |
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Look nerds, you buy an extremely loving expensive flying chariot, in the year 2949, so that you can go pick rocks from holes in the ground by hand Is perfectly logical
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:31 |
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Yellow and black RP session. I believe this "content" is subscriber only. Even BoredGamer, a committed CIG shill/propgandist mentioned this particular "coincidence."
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:39 |
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https://twitter.com/ProjectBaggins/status/1174826244132823041
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:41 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:49 |
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The inevitable consequences of communication and open development.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:55 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Mods? They think it’s poo poo too.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:58 |
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Ramadu posted:You'll
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 01:37 |
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Should we have the Goon Awards for Star Citizen? Best Imaginary Feature: 90% of Universe Populated By AI Indistinguishable from Citizens. Best Excuse For Not Delivering Things: Building Amazing Pipelines To Deliver Things So Fast You Won't Believe It Those were sort of easy, but Best Lie will be really hard.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 02:02 |
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Grubby Hobo posted:
This is sort of related to best imaginary feature, but maybe Crobo's statement about 10K users (or whatever it was) in a single instance would work. Or even the whole server meshing BS. None of that stuff (as presented by CIG) is even conceptually possible with current tech.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 02:11 |
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Grubby Hobo posted:Should we have the Goon Awards for Star Citizen? here are my nominees: “best picture“ (adz adama), “best director“ (rob crissert), “best actor“ (hobo lando), “best costume design“ (sandi), “best film editing“ (rexzilla), “best documentary feature“ (bootcha), “best makeup and hairstyling“ (that guy with the crazy combover) BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Sep 20, 2019 |
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skeletors_condom posted:This is sort of related to best imaginary feature, but maybe Crobo's statement about 10K users (or whatever it was) in a single instance would work. Or even the whole server meshing BS. None of that stuff (as presented by CIG) is even conceptually possible with current tech. Wait a goshdarned minute here. Are you suggesting the magic Germans combined with the incredible server power of Amazon won't make it work?
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 03:04 |
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 03:08 |
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Grubby Hobo posted:Should we have the Goon Awards for Star Citizen? Biggest Misunderstanding of Applied Technology: The Power in the Machines by Chris Roberts Least Intelligent Statement: all statements made by Chris Roberts Most Intelligence-Insulting Attempt to Cover for a Lie: The Missing Seat by Ben Lesnick Most Obvious Lie: "The reason we have nothing to show of Squadron 42 is to avoid spoilers" by CIG Longest Bout of Uncontrollable Laughter: Every game publisher Chris Roberts propositioned before settling on defrauding the general public
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 03:10 |
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I finished watching the dead stranding video and if I didn't know that it is a Kojima game I would be sure it is some sort of prank. Like, SC has toilets and so on, but can you weaponize your turds? can you throw bloody pee grenades to get rid of the Vanduul? I dont think so "The bloody urine is a particularly powerful weapon"
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 03:44 |
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Best On-Screen Murder Attempt: Box of Donuts, by Sandi Gardiner 1337 Pro-Gamer Award: Chris Roberts Plays Star Citizen, 2015
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 03:59 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Alright with the weekly video release it's time for another Thank you for posting these so I don't have to waste my time watching them.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 04:00 |
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Hav posted:Bootcha hinted at a $100K budget for the Pax Australia 'skit' they did where the dread pirate Strangli is brought to justice by the Robert's boys and a couple of bikers. That sounds like Rex. Somewhat.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 04:09 |
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I will confess that I've never made it all the way through a shillmunchalot post...
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 04:14 |
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mp5 posted:Chris Roberts, architect He is kind of like the architect in that Matrix film. Boring, pretentious, confusing, and drags down the whole endeavor.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 04:16 |
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Bumble He posted:here are my nominees: “best picture“ (adz adama), “best director“ (rob crissert), “best actor“ (hobo lando), “best costume design“ (sandi), “best film editing“ (rexzilla), “best documentary feature“ (bootcha), “best makeup and hairstyling“ (that guy with the crazy combover) Where the gently caress is my "Key Grip" credit you bastard!?
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 04:17 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Where the gently caress is my "Key Grip" credit you bastard!? "Key Grip" (Grabby Hands)
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 05:19 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Where the gently caress is my "Key Grip" credit you bastard!? Just lol if you think you can outgrip Sandi. Besides by the time we reach the credits they'll be able to add a "Star Citizen is dedicated in loving memory to the backers." You'll be a skeleton in the ground, my friend.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 05:23 |
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Star Citizen: Got mine, where's ores?
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 06:37 |
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in fairness, sunk cost galaxy will never be beaten imo
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 06:43 |
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CR told people to stop buying ships? LOL. Ok guys, your god has spoken. Stop buying ships. One does not go against the word of god.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 07:05 |
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Quavers posted:Well done Goons! Stage 7 is complete: "Jesus patch" is now amongst the Citizens' upvoted CrobertsVision™ terminology. And they're even now accepting that the next Jesus Patch is weeks not months away Bless us Roberts, for we have pledged. Our Jesus Patch, who art in CIG, hallowed be thy name Thy persistent universe come, thy will be done, on the client as it is in the server Give us this day our daily jpgs, and forgive us our refunds, as we forgive those who refund against us But deliver us from goons, forever and ever. Amen.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 07:37 |
K8.0 posted:Pretty soon they'll be selling these people jpegs of themselves being tortured and they'll still be buying. Could someone please post the picture of the stimperial citizen holding a pain sphere? The one with all the labels pointing out parts of his anatomy?
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 08:12 |
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Tippis posted:Couldn't find it so I made my own… You could add Windows 8, 8.1, the AMD Mantle api that CIG claimed at one point to be switching to. to that list as they have come and gone in the time of SC development.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 09:08 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Bless us Roberts, for we have pledged.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 09:21 |
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I will confess that I've never made it all the way through a shillmunchalot post... Same, my eyes just glaze over instantly and I wish I was dead
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 09:32 |
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Relevant to this thread, but I found a 15 year podcast clip archive that is 95 minutes long coverring the development hell of Duke Nukem Forever. Here's the most relevant part: (@9:50) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRpXrkgPEc&t=530s It's incredible just how hard history can repeat itself.
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stingtwo posted:You could add Windows 8, 8.1, the AMD Mantle api that CIG claimed at one point to be switching to. to that list as they have come and gone in the time of SC development. Good idea. And DX11/12/Vulcan… maybe a couple of generations of VR/Headtracking setups as well — all things that was supposed to be the top-end latest and greatest of PC gaming. e: Aaaand… updated. Tippis fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Sep 20, 2019 |
# ? Sep 20, 2019 10:12 |
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What is this, a cult of (zero) personality? "The project is a loving disaster but it's OK cuz the main man likes to sign stuff and give taxi money - generously, of course, he's such a great guy - to folks staying too late." I am feeling doubts about the veracity of S1r's ramblings.
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 10:50 |
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Its like saying [insert actor name here] is amazing cause they agreed to sign my baseball cap after I give them $30 for the explicit purpose of having them sign my baseball cap. Only difference is you multiply the cost by a factor of 10 to 1,000, depending on variables.
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I made a thing
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