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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

zoux posted:

And in what state did you have these supposedly Texan delicacies
The state of inebriation

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Jerry Cotton posted:

The hack who literally went on TV to say literally every piece of poo poo lovely shitfood place he went to had literally the best poo poo he'd ever had? That Bourdain?

No. Not that one. They're talking about the one that paid off a rape victim to be quiet.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

Every loving morning.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

:saddowns:

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Almost correct, certain corporations would have you believe that the bottom of the pyramid is also premium content.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kuros posted:

Almost correct, certain corporations would have you believe that the bottom of the pyramid is also premium content.

True, the reality is even more depressing.

I appreciate you pointing that out.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Oh you though (clean?) water wasn't a micro-transaction...you fool, back to the laser mines with you.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

The best thing Denny's ever made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kK6F7t-x6E

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DclkIJ2_IAQ

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!



BOTTOM TEXT!

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

azurite posted:

BOTTOM TEXT!

Bikini BOTTOM TEXT

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

And people bitch about modern memes being too surreal.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Oh who lives in society?
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
The most oppressed person; a gamer is he.
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
If you get upset at your complete lack of sex
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
Then go whine online and BOTTOM TEXT
Gang Weed Slonk Pants!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



Cow tools.

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Good for keeping down the urges

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

that's not a grandslamwich :thunk:

Stretch Marx posted:

Oh who lives in society?
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
The most oppressed person; a gamer is he.
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
If you get upset at your complete lack of sex
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
Then go whine online and BOTTOM TEXT
Gang Weed Slonk Pants!

:swoon:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Stretch Marx posted:

Oh who lives in society?
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
The most oppressed person; a gamer is he.
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
If you get upset at your complete lack of sex
Gang Weed Slonk Pants
Then go whine online and BOTTOM TEXT
Gang Weed Slonk Pants!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I know goons are bad at matching meter but "who lives in society" doesn't even have the same number of syllables

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The line with BOTTOM TEXT not matching the meter is, however, in keeping with the spirit of the meme.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Ferrule posted:

No. Not that one. They're talking about the one that paid off a rape victim to be quiet.

Oh you mean the one who was junkie scum who bragged about driving drunk and claimed that addiction wasn't real and that therapy and medication were for whiners looking for an excuse, that Anthony Bourdain?









marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


gently caress does this even mean?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bike tory posted:

I know goons are bad at matching meter but "who lives in society" doesn't even have the same number of syllables

This sauce is weak. And yes people often are bad at getting the meter right here and other places but that SpongeBob thing was awesome so shove it.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Hahaha, weak goons are bad at poetry that's obviously for the spoken word and not a sensible chuckle.

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

marshmallow creep posted:

gently caress does this even mean?

Chaw, tobaccy, the brown stuff in drinking fountains and urinals.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Rather Watch Them posted:

the brown stuff in drinking fountains and urinals.

:catstare:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

:hai:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



How many songs are in perfect iambic meter anyway I ask you

Real human beings draw out syllables and play with words in the process of interacting with the music

Poetry is bunk

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I'm the meme thread
and I'm here to say
I analyze jokes
in a major way





Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/sSxKGkl.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011














Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/folyqe/status/1174408719406419974





LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
yee-claw

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Data Graham posted:

How many songs are in perfect iambic meter anyway I ask you

Real human beings draw out syllables and play with words in the process of interacting with the music

Poetry is bunk

You ignorant or spellechecked person. It's iambic pentameter.

And why we can't have nice things.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Data Graham posted:

How many songs are in perfect iambic meter anyway I ask you

Real human beings draw out syllables and play with words in the process of interacting with the music

Poetry is bunk

Gilligan's Island

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

You ignorant or spellechecked person. It's iambic pentameter.

And why we can't have nice things.

There are other kinds of iambic meters than pentameter

Are u owned now or what

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

why are the anime avs in the authoritarian right square and the maga chuds in the libertarian one :confused:

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

You ignorant or spellechecked person. It's iambic pentameter.

And why we can't have nice things.

You are less knowledgeable than him

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