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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Joe Flacco, explosive quarterback

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1175139939522158595

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Remember when Joe Flacco threw balls for more than 5 yards

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

sharknado slashfic posted:

Joe Flacco, explosive quarterback

lol 11th explosive, 35th in passes over 20 yards.

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holy loving poo poo????

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1175140674628390913?s=20

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Lol

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Pft says he's gone

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
THANK YOU

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

quote:

Which defensive players are producing sacks/QB hits at the highest rates?

Rank Player Team Pressure%
3 Cameron Wake Titans 18.29%

Goddamn will he ever end? Dude is from Julius Peppers' and Dwight Freeney's lineage

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Wow they actually had enough

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who picks him up

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Asema posted:

who picks him up

The XFL

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


bye, rear end in a top hat

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

He'll be a Raider in no time!

Wait

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Huh, guess we finally know what it takes for a player to be so toxic even the Patriots won’t stand by him.

It’s an astonishingly low bar, but a bar nonetheless.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol if anyone picks him up

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

good. gently caress Antonio Brown and gently caress the Patriots. God bless.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




sharknado slashfic posted:

Also basketball feet



oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/alec_m2/status/1175140065837821955?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



BGrifter posted:

Huh, guess we finally know what it takes for a player to be so toxic even the Patriots won’t stand by him.

It’s an astonishingly low bar, but a bar nonetheless.

Yeah all those toxic players the Patriots have stood by?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
lol looks like I won my $20 bet that they'd release him. gently caress everyone who said they weren't gonna do it haha

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

have you ever seen a black person?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
On a related note, I'd like to introduce to the newest Kansas City Chief!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

What the gently caress have you never met a black person

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

..........

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

also I really hope when the Pats cut him somebody came up to AB and said "F.O.H. - gently caress outta here clown"

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The Raiders should pick up AB

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

No Butt Stuff posted:

He'll be a Raider in no time!

Wait
He can fill in for Tyreek until he gets suspended.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

Ahahaha, what part of Wyoming are you from?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Mystic Stylez posted:

have you ever seen a black person?

its not like I ask to take there shoes off at stare at their feet

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

What the hell

Also, bye 🆎 go to the Browns or something

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

Mystic Stylez posted:

have you ever seen a black person?
One or both of these for new thread title please.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

oh god his pinky toe :stonk:

Why are the soles of his feet a different color?

lmao

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


AB had a signing bonus of 9m and 10m total guaranteed at signing with the Pats — any news if they are clawing that back or is this totally lol either way?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

foh clown

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Crazy to think the Patriots did AB a solid by letting him showcase his skills against the Dolphins & keep the thought of him landing on another team around NFL circles.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Glad they cut him. Don't need him

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
If you had told me a month ago AB would be on the Pats, cut, and I wouldn’t be sad about it I’d have thought you were insane

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

its not like I ask to take there shoes off at stare at their feet

So you're not invited to the cookout I see

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