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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Pats are a dysfunctional franchise

https://twitter.com/drewfromjersey/status/1175142193159450626?s=21

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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

nerve posted:

lmao i don't care about ab this is incredible

don't google Shaq's feet

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Kibner posted:

don't google Shaq's feet

Alternately, google Shaq's feet, and then lick your screen.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Pats are loving stupid for not expecting exactly what happened to happen.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Lol

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

sweet thursday posted:

Now can we poo poo on The Browns and The Chiefs for keeping their roster as is?
They can be poo poo on, just not from Pats fans.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

LiquidFriend posted:

They can be poo poo on, just not from Pats fans.

The Chiefs didn't purge Hill, the Pats did purge AB. High ground regained.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Leon Einstein posted:

Pats are loving stupid for not expecting exactly what happened to happen.
on the other hand, they won in miami and probably don't have to pay him a thing, 4d chess

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Leon Einstein posted:

Pats are loving stupid for not expecting exactly what happened to happen.

A bunch of actual creepy poo poo coming out instead of all the sorta stupid stuff that had been coming out when he was on the Raiders? I don't think they can be blamed for that part, but he never should've played a down for them considering the sexual stuff came out within a day or two of his signing.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
https://twitter.com/RosenhausSports/status/1175150350095048705

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

wyoak posted:

on the other hand, they won in miami and probably don't have to pay him a thing, 4d chess

Yeah, they would've lost that game without AB.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Leon Einstein posted:

Yeah, they would've lost that game without AB.
They suck in Miami, AB was the missing piece for that one game

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Zyla posted:

just trying to imagine the huge piece of poo poo you would have to be to buy this jersey

drat, imagine all the new Raiders and Patriots Brown fans you’ll see soon in those third world countries.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wyoak posted:

on the other hand, they won in miami and probably don't have to pay him a thing, 4d chess

Definitely needed him up beat Miami

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
So, is the consensus that brown is done in the NFL, or instead is he going to Dallas?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

King Hong Kong posted:

Imagine celebrating this when they should have done it a while ago.

I AM going to celebrate because I didn't want him here in the first place, dipshit lol

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Pats are trash. AB is trash.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

sean10mm posted:

The Chiefs didn't purge Hill, the Pats did purge AB. High ground regained.
They didn't meet the required deadline to make the move. Clearly not classy strip all the championships. It's the only result.

But in all seriousness, it's amazing how much money he blew in a month.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Now we have a chance against the Patriots.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

sean10mm posted:

The Chiefs didn't purge Hill, the Pats did purge AB. High ground regained.

Hey remember when your team signed Donte Stallworth after he killed a guy, and gave Aaron Hernandez $40mil after murdered 3 people?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Good. A bit late but still earlier than I was expecting


"Things didn't work out with the Patriots" lol, as if it was some mutual breakup where neither side is to blame

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hey remember when your team signed Donte Stallworth after he killed a guy, and gave Aaron Hernandez $40mil after murdered 3 people?

And won championships


Browns and Chiefs are compromising their souls for preseason hype

Check-mated

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

AsInHowe posted:

So, is the consensus that brown is done in the NFL, or instead is he going to Dallas?

He’s freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

murder is a spectrum

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Leon Einstein posted:

Pats are loving stupid for not expecting exactly what happened to happen.

They baked a clause into his contract that gave them the power to void every cent of it if he pulled more poo poo and they didn't give up a pick to get him.

Say what you will but they planned for this contingency

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
AB is like a reverse Kurt Warner; dude went from a huge NFL contract and superstardom to bagging groceries.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

sweet thursday posted:

Now can we poo poo on The Browns and The Chiefs for keeping their roster as is?

Well by my estimation those are his two most likely landing zones so....

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lmao eat poo poo antonio brown you rapist

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lmao if someone signs him only for him to get indefinitely suspended.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Mega64 posted:

It's gonna be Washington that grabs Brown next, they clearly don't give a gently caress.

If this happens I'm going to completely abandon Washington instead of slowly forget about them while I enjoy Lamar Jackson more and more.

Seriously of all the lovely owners with all the lovely GMs Washington is by far the most likely to get him.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao if someone signs him only for him to get indefinitely suspended.

That's exactly what would happen to Snyder.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress the patriots

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Sour Diesel posted:

murder is a spectrum

:yeah:

for example, Ray Lewis never murdered somebody

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
If the Steelers are smart they'll use this as an opportunity to say they wholeheartedly support a zero tolerance policy for rapists, and in that spirit they're cutting Ben Roethlisberger.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Inspector 34 posted:

Well by my estimation those are his two most likely landing zones so....
There is no probability of him signing with the Chiefs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seriously though


has there ever been a bigger flameout/fall from grace/whatever in NFL history than this?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chinatown posted:

seriously though


has there ever been a bigger flameout/fall from grace/whatever in NFL history than this?

Hernandez

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chinatown posted:

seriously though


has there ever been a bigger flameout/fall from grace/whatever in NFL history than this?

This isn't even the Patriot with the biggest fall from grace.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chinatown posted:

seriously though


has there ever been a bigger flameout/fall from grace/whatever in NFL history than this?

That one Chargers QB maybe.

Or Johnny Football.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hey remember when your team signed Donte Stallworth after he killed a guy, and gave Aaron Hernandez $40mil after murdered 3 people?

Rapist team trying to take the high ground lol.

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Hand Row
May 28, 2001
I hope Washington signs him but releases him because he kept calling Jay Jon.

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