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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Unhand that weiner, you sick freaks!!

New thread title IMO.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

PMush Perfect posted:

Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.

Only to discover he never got it back.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

PMush Perfect posted:

Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.

But the phone doesn't get reception because he picked the cheapest plan

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


PMush Perfect posted:

Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.

Hello, cops police?

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

extremely powerful panel

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Look out, he has dowsing rods!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-6-page-35

This chapter just keeps getting better.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
That alt text was extremely required

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Why would I ever want to go back to the main plot when we could have more of this?

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

the twists just keep on coming

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

so now the question is: is davy pretending to be a cop?

or was the local business he owns the police

Mindblast
Jun 28, 2006

Moving at the speed of death.


This is good. I hope the layers keep stacking up.

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~
This story's got more twists than a corkscrew and I love it.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Pffft.. this is so dumb that I love it. Just keep it to Stephen and his consiparcy stories.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



I like how Davy got hit in the face because he lowered his fake head and couldn't see through the chin holes anymore

PMush Perfect posted:

Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.

Basically what happened

Cup Runneth Over fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Sep 20, 2019

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the copspolice!

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Must be hard being the police if you have to get permission to enter buildings.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


IUG posted:

Must be hard being the police if you have to get permission to enter buildings.

It's called a warrant

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Cup Runneth Over posted:

It's called a warrant

i think you just legitimately revolutionized modern vampire fiction

EDIT: unless zack already did i guess

make mockery
Jan 31, 2019
police will never help you



only trust your fists

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Patware posted:

i think you just legitimately revolutionized modern vampire fiction

EDIT: unless zack already did i guess

only time will tell

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

make mockery posted:

police will never help you



only trust your fiststween children with ghost powers.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Tween Peaks

Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.

make mockery posted:

police will never help you



only trust your fists

I was going to post something about how it's time for Stephen's innate stage magician skills to help him out of the situation, but then on going back to the beginning of the chapter I had completely forgot his mum IS a cop.

Fecha
Nov 4, 2006

Did I... did I miss anything important?
Stephen seems like an ACAB type so I wonder how he feels about this development.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

PMush Perfect posted:

Calling it now, he's reaching for his phone to call the police.
Well, I was half-right!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Cup Runneth Over posted:

It's called a warrant

A warrant is the exact opposite of getting permission from the owner

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Who What Now posted:

A warrant is the exact opposite of getting permission from the owner

But you still have permission

e: how do vampires feel about eminent domain

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Vampire cop show in a country where the state technically owns all the land. The only thing that can stop them are sovereign citizens with sufficient faith.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Jetamo posted:

I was going to post something about how it's time for Stephen's innate stage magician skills to help him out of the situation, but then on going back to the beginning of the chapter I had completely forgot his mum IS a cop.

What I've she's the one in the Davey suit?

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Tenebrais posted:

What I've she's the one in the Davey suit?

The hook popped off when he got blasted, that's definitely davy's big pale hairy hand

(The hook was on the wrong hand the whole time except for the art error pages. Davy successfully used a computer with a hook in a rubber hand and a hand in a rubber hook)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why do we think it's the real davy under that suit again? many people have hands, iirc

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

holes are positioned under the chin where sunlight won't reach

hand looks exactly like davy's hand

i would absolutely believe davy to have that phone

the joke of davy's "local business" being the police is extremely powerful

narratively it's extremely smart to have stephen uncover and defeat this comically mundane dog conspiracy and in so doing end up touching this infinitely deeper supernatural vampire conspiracy

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Cody being the police chief's son also fits pretty well.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Patware posted:

holes are positioned under the chin where sunlight won't reach

hand looks exactly like davy's hand

i would absolutely believe davy to have that phone

the joke of davy's "local business" being the police is extremely powerful

narratively it's extremely smart to have stephen uncover and defeat this comically mundane dog conspiracy and in so doing end up touching this infinitely deeper supernatural vampire conspiracy

It's also extremely on-brand for this comic

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Patware posted:

hand looks exactly like davy's hand

That's the whole point of costumes

And if it is Davy then I doubt Zack would have forgotten that Davy has a hook for a hand.

Last Visible Dog
Jul 30, 2015

Who What Now posted:

And if it is Davy then I doubt Zack would have forgotten that Davy has a hook for a hand.

I was wondering about that myself, so I had to check.
Turns out Davy's hook is on his left hand.

http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-277

I was a little doubtful of it actually being Davy in there, but covering a hand with a costume hook and a hook with a costume hand seems exactly the kind of thing Zack would do.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

yeah right on the comic where they realize they made the art error and first puts it correctly they note "hook is on the wrong hand on purpose"

as for the detail of 'well then how is davy clearly manipulating the fake hand the hook is under', he can twist space to the point of sinking into the ground, faking a hand seems like a bush league move at that point

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Also the hook can expand at will into a sword so yeah, probably pretty easy to fake a hand.

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