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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

When the council pop is actually fizzy and brightly coloured.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Saddened, now who can I write letters too politely mocking socialism's eventually victory?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ms Adequate posted:

e; Guava idk about your part of Lex but up where I am tap water is absolutely fuckin manky, would readily drink uncooked water instead
I'm out in the county, but the pipework is all like 120 years old and lead. They are replacing some of that with plastic now, but I only drink it if it's been filtered or boiled (which wouldn't do anything about lead but will kill overall mank).

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1175510654318469120
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1175518961846427648

Polls continue to provide clarity.

Weird that YouGov are no longer the most Tory though.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009




I don't visit :reddit: because of the whole "harboring vile content"-thing but anonymous confessions are always lies, OP.
Some of them also just happen to be entertaining, but generally only when they're posted elsewhere on SA.

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009


Some very humourless fuckers are aware of this.

Fun fact: civil servants can read Reddit

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wachter posted:

Man, fleecing Shoreditch druids out of their trust funds must have some of the biggest job satisfaction in the UK, but seems like it's getting a bit dicey now they're toeing the line of straight up giving people dysentery.
tbf Yorkshire Water already did this to a bunch of poor families in the 90s when they started their metering and disconnection program so they wouldn't be the first or worst time it happened.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


jabby posted:

Polls continue to provide clarity.

Weird that YouGov are no longer the most Tory though.

This is possibly more interesting, an aggregate of polls:



Just a tad volatile.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Private Speech posted:

This is possibly more interesting, an aggregate of polls:



Just a tad volatile.

A cursory glance seems to clearly indicate Tories picking up Brexit party votes. If that could be reversed, we'd definitely be in 'Interesting Times' with 4 parties roughly level pegging.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Private Speech posted:

This is possibly more interesting, an aggregate of polls:



Just a tad volatile.

Whats the bit where the tories start to go up again?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

A cursory glance seems to clearly indicate Tories picking up Brexit party votes.

Yeah lab/lib and tory/brexit lines are perfect mirrors.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Whats the bit where the tories start to go up again?

Boris taking over.

In other "what the gently caress is happening at the top of Labour" news:

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1175521021211959296

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Yeah lab/lib and tory/brexit lines are perfect mirrors.

Though lab/lib both flip up at the most recent times. Strangely.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010


BSE only "spreads" if you feed the cow to other cows, so "reintroduced" is a bit misleading. Technically accurate, but likely to be interpreted completely wrongly.

Now the real scary thing is that CJD can take up to 40 years to develop (although I'm not sure if that applies to vCJD) so theres still a small chance that we're all going to drop dead with holes in our brains.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Dead Goon posted:

Good to see the podcast people listening to the people over concerns of overly long podcasts by gradually increasing the length of said podcasts.

A two-hour episode must be next :)

We’re really going to struggle to shorten them more than the 1hr30 mark as it is on one episode a week, and editing two episodes a week every week will kill me and any personal relationships I have in my real life.

This one ran over a bit, it can happen, and we’re trying to keep to the 1hr 30 as a standard maximum going forward.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I hope they'll allow me to be boltgunned and stuck if that ever happens.

e: If we all get CJD, not if Sanitary Naptime makes a 2hr podcast.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Strom Cuzewon posted:

BSE only "spreads" if you feed the cow to other cows, so "reintroduced" is a bit misleading. Technically accurate, but likely to be interpreted completely wrongly.

Now the real scary thing is that CJD can take up to 40 years to develop (although I'm not sure if that applies to vCJD) so theres still a small chance that we're all going to drop dead with holes in our brains.

As a doctor, I wouldn't worry about CJD.

Mainly because it can only be diagnosed via post-mortem and presents very similarly to Alzheimer's or other forms of dementia. And because nobody does post-mortems on dementia patients, nobody is actually looking for it so it would almost certainly fly totally under the radar. Some people think we could've had hundreds or even thousands of CJD deaths already and we wouldn't know anything about it.

So yeah, don't worry about it.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

jabby posted:

As a doctor, I wouldn't worry about CJD.

Mainly because it can only be diagnosed via post-mortem and presents very similarly to Alzheimer's or other forms of dementia. And because nobody does post-mortems on dementia patients, nobody is actually looking for it so it would almost certainly fly totally under the radar. Some people think we could've had hundreds or even thousands of CJD deaths already and we wouldn't know anything about it.

So yeah, don't worry about it.

That is the least reassuring thing you could have said.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Strom Cuzewon posted:

BSE only "spreads" if you feed the cow to other cows, so "reintroduced" is a bit misleading. Technically accurate, but likely to be interpreted completely wrongly.

Now the real scary thing is that CJD can take up to 40 years to develop (although I'm not sure if that applies to vCJD) so theres still a small chance that we're all going to drop dead with holes in our brains.

I remember reading a short story in a science fiction anthology years ago. The background premise was that pretty much everyone who ate beef had been infected with CJD by the time it was discovered, pretty much dropkicking the Western world in the testicles. India then became the global supervisor due to Hindu dietary restrictions. I can't remember who wrote it or where, but I'm pretty sure the protagonists were British survivors producing Bollywood knockoffs.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

jabby posted:

Boris taking over.

In other "what the gently caress is happening at the top of Labour" news:

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1175521021211959296

Fisher sounds like an oik tbh.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
^^^ Lol. Really? But no one knew before?

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Though lab/lib both flip up at the most recent times. Strangely.

Hmmm. Things got serious and everyone dropped the greens? Theyve got a slide at that point.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Fisher sounds like an oik tbh.

Why is that bad?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I've never heard of him but if he quits while screaming to the press because he doesn't think labour's going to win and hates class war or whatever then maybe he doesn't have a particularly constructive view of politics. "I don't think we're going to win so I'm going to make sure we don't" is insane logic unless you think politics just exists for your personal benefit.

Like it's very hard to believe anyone who runs to the press screaming about labour's unelectability because if you were concerned about that you would maybe not be doing the thing you're doing.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AmemeHack/status/1175514016053125120

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Watson's ascent begins.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

A cursory glance seems to clearly indicate Tories picking up Brexit party votes. If that could be reversed, we'd definitely be in 'Interesting Times' with 4 parties roughly level pegging.

I'd be alright with all 4 parties getting a rough pegging tbh

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Soylent Yellow posted:

I remember reading a short story in a science fiction anthology years ago. The background premise was that pretty much everyone who ate beef had been infected with CJD by the time it was discovered, pretty much dropkicking the Western world in the testicles. India then became the global supervisor due to Hindu dietary restrictions. I can't remember who wrote it or where, but I'm pretty sure the protagonists were British survivors producing Bollywood knockoffs.

https://medium.com/@bruces/sacred-cow-by-bruce-sterling-b467af2c2041

There ya go.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Is this party conference going to end up with Tom Watson replacing Jeremy Corbyn?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
No Chuka.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Chuka Umana posted:

Is this party conference going to end up with Tom Watson replacing Jeremy Corbyn?

No

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The actual conference bit starts tomorrow doesn't it?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Y-you mean Sunday Times readers won't be voting for Corbyn at the next election?

:ohdear:

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Ugh god I wish they had just got rid of that Watson prick

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

kingturnip posted:

Y-you mean Sunday Times readers won't be voting for Corbyn at the next election?

:ohdear:

The last poll showing Labour at 22% isn't great.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Same tbh. Especially as he's supposed to be giving a speech at conference on tuesday and it would be very funny if he was abolished before that could happen :v:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

The actual conference bit starts tomorrow doesn't it?

Nope, it started today, I saw 5 minutes of it on the BBC Parliament channel before falling asleep

Chuka Umana posted:

Is this party conference going to end up with Tom Watson replacing Jeremy Corbyn?

You don't really understand how British party politics works, do you? The Parliamentary Labour Party already tried to push out Jeremy Corbyn in 2016. You might want to read up on the chicken coup to start to understand why if Jeremy Corbyn is standing down it'll be when he chooses to.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Chuka Umana posted:

The last poll showing Labour at 22% isn't great.

I'm not really sure if there's a lot you can do about half the country turning into insane drooling morons who only care about brexit and have literally no concept of anything after or other than that.

Either we brexit in october or we don't, either way things other than brexit are more important.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
*labour looks like they might remove watson*

labour left are stalinist monsters who purge everyone who defies them!

*labour does not remove watson*

labour is weak and ineffectual and full of infighting

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Chuka Umana posted:

The last poll showing Labour at 22% isn't great.

Polls have the same weighting as things that the pigeons tell you while you're asleep

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I mean I've never heard of him but if he quits while screaming to the press because he doesn't think labour's going to win and hates class war or whatever then maybe he doesn't have a particularly constructive view of politics. "I don't think we're going to win so I'm going to make sure we don't" is insane logic unless you think politics just exists for your personal benefit.

Like it's very hard to believe anyone who runs to the press screaming about labour's unelectability because if you were concerned about that you would maybe not be doing the thing you're doing.

He hasn't actually given this to the press, it's all from private correspondence with colleagues if you believe Shipman, meaning one of his apparent friends leaked it. Labour haven't disputed the authenticity though, for what it's worth. This is his official resignation statement:

https://twitter.com/RaynerSkyNews/status/1175534181666951173

What does any of it mean? Who knows. The right-wing press is obviously trying to make out this is a killer blow, but then they would. The fact that he isn't stepping down until after a snap election means he clearly hasn't stormed out or anything.

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