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Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

MRC48B posted:

OSHA: Posting Protective Equipment Required To Enter This Thread

I'm good to go

woof

# ? Sep 21, 2019 23:58

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:05

Rent-A-Cop: Oct 15, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

PPE Dog is here to save the thread.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:02

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Maximum Overdrive 2 looking good

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:04

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Give me back my boots, dog. Those don't even fit.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:04

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Spoiler: both of those men are dead now.

They weren't shot or nothin, but they would be like 150 years old if they weren't dead

I've also been working through this page on sleepless nights

http://www.douglas-self.com/MUSEUM/museum.htm

and i just got to the acetylene engines.

Do you want to be blown up or chopped into little pieces?

if your answer is yes, do i have the machine for you

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Looking for Mr Mott was an interesting business; at first only a few faint traces were found. He appears as witness to a patent by J.D. Galloway in 1886, and he himself took out US patent 444,454 for a Racing Indicator. However gold was struck in the shape of an article in the New York Times headlined "Passaic Inventor Thinks He Has Practical Flying Machine" which is pretty much a rehash of the Scientific American article, and tells us no more about the acetylene engine. Nothing has so far been built and Mr Mott is looking for funds...

Later the irrespressible Mr Mott came up with US patent 1,330,274: "Combined Helmet And Parachute For Aviators' Use" in 1918. It looks about as practical as it sounds.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Sep 22, 2019

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:20

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

OSHA recommends doing all bulletproof clothing demonstrations with black powder revolvers.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:22

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Powershift posted:

Later the irrespressible Mr Mott came up with US patent 1,330,274: "Combined Helmet And Parachute For Aviators' Use" in 1918. It looks about as practical as it sounds.

Reminds me of that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with an early "parachute"

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:30

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

Maximum Overdrive 2 looking good

Maximum Overdog

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:32

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Maximum Overdog

sorry i was talking bout that semi going through the house from earlier...but yea max overdog would be a good movie as well.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:32

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Maximum Overdog

Muttsimum Overdrive

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:36

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8J2kbDq.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:37

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reminds me of that guy that jumped off the Eiffel tower with an early "parachute"

Combination helmet/parachute reminds me more of the neck belt.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:41

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Powershift posted:

I'm not saying kill all humans. I'm just saying live and let live

But if this ever-changing world
In which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:47

Kanine: Aug 5, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

hell yeah gently caress yeah lets do eugenics guys

# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:48

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/PEl9hmh.jpg

There could be a tractor hiding in your house right now and you wouldn't even know it.

e:

Warning: pre-clench your butthole. don't wanna blow out an o-ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhmU-B5sa0

Powershift fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Sep 22, 2019

# ? Sep 22, 2019 01:30

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

quote:

Looking for Mr Mott was an interesting business; at first only a few faint traces were found.

thought this article was going in a very different direction at first.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 01:37

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

thatbastardken posted:

thought this article was going in a very different direction at first.

A couple teeth here, a slight splash of red there.

quote:

The Barker-White system ran an engine on a mixture of alcohol and acetylene. An ordinary carburettor gave an alcohol/air mixture, and the system then relied on the water that made up about 10% of the current commercial alcohol, to react with calcium carbide and generate acetylene. This made the alcohol burn more rapidly while the alcohol suppressed the exposive tendencies of the acetylene. Relying on what must have been a variable amount of water in the alcohol to set the critical amount of acetylene burnt sounds very dodgy to me.

OSHA: the alcohol suppressed the explosive tendencies

Powershift fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Sep 22, 2019

# ? Sep 22, 2019 01:38

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Be a DJ, you just have to stand behind a table and pretend to twiddle some knobs, how dangerous can that be?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1175065679810170881

# ? Sep 22, 2019 02:55

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

gently caress barstoolsports for real. Scab rear end motherfuckers.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:02

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Is there a meme union or something?

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:09

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Powershift posted:

The house deserved that treatment on account of it's interior design choices.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:20

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Cursed houses did nothing to deserve the truckfuckler�s dirty touch.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:26

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

The Truckfuckler's Dirty Touch, An Original Juggarotica by Phiz Kalifa, Esq.

It was shitass o'thirty as Cocktimus Prime pulled into Pussytime Station, hauling a load of illegal Party Toilets heisted from some blowjob wholesaler outside of Schenectady. His engine bay roared with the impassioned lust of three billion stallions in heat. Fire billowed out of his, uh, smoke pipes, which are his ears.
"Get this poo poo out of me you morlock-rear end bitches!" Cocktimus hollered at the scab labor scabbed onto the leperous mouth-portal of Pussytime Station. "This is it! This is the last time! We are DONE. Square! You hear me? I ain't owe you poo poo from now on!
The scabs piloted fleets of one-man forklifts, carrying the precious Party Toilets to their intended sexy destinations.
"Why so serious, Cocktimus?" Asked The OSHA Joker, whompst looks exactly like you'd expect. "Your original debt is paid, yes. But, if you do one more run for me, I can see to it that you're well compensated. You still accept drugs as payment, yes? Robot drugs?" The OSHA Joker smiled, but like moreso.
"I do love robot drugs. . . ." Cocktimus Prime mused. "But, no! I gotta stay clean for Timmy and the rest of the kids at the orphanage! They. . . They count on me!"
"Tch." The OSHA Joker spat. "So noble. Very hero. Wow."
"Also on my way back I got pulled over and had to eat a cop to escape. So, I'm probably extremely wanted by the police?" A mermaid's wail of a siren filled the air outside. "Should I have lead with that?"

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:38

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

https://twitter.com/nipsfalloff/status/1175132920866123777?s=20

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:41

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

The Truckfuckler's Dirty Touch, An Original Juggarotica by Phiz Kalifa, Esq.

It was shitass o'thirty as Cocktimus Prime pulled into Pussytime Station, hauling a load of illegal Party Toilets heisted from some blowjob wholesaler outside of Schenectady. His engine bay roared with the impassioned lust of three billion stallions in heat. Fire billowed out of his, uh, smoke pipes, which are his ears.
"Get this poo poo out of me you morlock-rear end bitches!" Cocktimus hollered at the scab labor scabbed onto the leperous mouth-portal of Pussytime Station. "This is it! This is the last time! We are DONE. Square! You hear me? I ain't owe you poo poo from now on!
The scabs piloted fleets of one-man forklifts, carrying the precious Party Toilets to their intended sexy destinations.
"Why so serious, Cocktimus?" Asked The OSHA Joker, whompst looks exactly like you'd expect. "Your original debt is paid, yes. But, if you do one more run for me, I can see to it that you're well compensated. You still accept drugs as payment, yes? Robot drugs?" The OSHA Joker smiled, but like moreso.
"I do love robot drugs. . . ." Cocktimus Prime mused. "But, no! I gotta stay clean for Timmy and the rest of the kids at the orphanage! They. . . They count on me!"
"Tch." The OSHA Joker spat. "So noble. Very hero. Wow."
"Also on my way back I got pulled over and had to eat a cop to escape. So, I'm probably extremely wanted by the police?" A mermaid's wail of a siren filled the air outside. "Should I have lead with that?"

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:42

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

Is there a meme union or something?

yeah the memesters

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:43

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Dave Grool posted:

yeah the memesters

Memesters Local 69420

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:58

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

minato posted:

Be a DJ, you just have to stand behind a table and pretend to twiddle some knobs, how dangerous can that be?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1175065679810170881

cool coincidence but I was just watching this youtube video about how much goddamn work Deadmau5 puts into his custom displays and stages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waGzVes6PWY

I really had no idea he was this smart of a guy, he really seems to have an understanding of every single system that makes his shows work, if he's not outright programming them himself

# ? Sep 22, 2019 04:08

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Powershift posted:

I call BS, they just rotated the picture.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 04:16

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

bring back old gbs posted:

cool coincidence but I was just watching this youtube video about how much goddamn work Deadmau5 puts into his custom displays and stages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waGzVes6PWY

I really had no idea he was this smart of a guy, he really seems to have an understanding of every single system that makes his shows work, if he's not outright programming them himself

That was really interesting. Thanks.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 04:20

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Powershift posted:

Hyperloop is looking a bit different from the artist's rendition.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 04:37

Mooseykins: Aug 9, 2013; Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

minato posted:

Be a DJ, you just have to stand behind a table and pretend to twiddle some knobs, how dangerous can that be?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1175065679810170881

It's easier than that:

https://youtu.be/Ei4JEcq9lo8

# ? Sep 22, 2019 07:50

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Powershift posted:

Those are some ugly paint choices in that house. The truck was clearly sacrificing itself to destroy them.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 08:16

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

The Truckfuckler's Dirty Touch, An Original Juggarotica by Phiz Kalifa, Esq.

It was shitass o'thirty as Cocktimus Prime pulled into Pussytime Station, hauling a load of illegal Party Toilets heisted from some blowjob wholesaler outside of Schenectady. His engine bay roared with the impassioned lust of three billion stallions in heat. Fire billowed out of his, uh, smoke pipes, which are his ears.
"Get this poo poo out of me you morlock-rear end bitches!" Cocktimus hollered at the scab labor scabbed onto the leperous mouth-portal of Pussytime Station. "This is it! This is the last time! We are DONE. Square! You hear me? I ain't owe you poo poo from now on!
The scabs piloted fleets of one-man forklifts, carrying the precious Party Toilets to their intended sexy destinations.
"Why so serious, Cocktimus?" Asked The OSHA Joker, whompst looks exactly like you'd expect. "Your original debt is paid, yes. But, if you do one more run for me, I can see to it that you're well compensated. You still accept drugs as payment, yes? Robot drugs?" The OSHA Joker smiled, but like moreso.
"I do love robot drugs. . . ." Cocktimus Prime mused. "But, no! I gotta stay clean for Timmy and the rest of the kids at the orphanage! They. . . They count on me!"
"Tch." The OSHA Joker spat. "So noble. Very hero. Wow."
"Also on my way back I got pulled over and had to eat a cop to escape. So, I'm probably extremely wanted by the police?" A mermaid's wail of a siren filled the air outside. "Should I have lead with that?"

I... I would like to know more.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 09:32