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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And I said nothing, because I was not a private school.

Then they came for the private hospitals, and I said nothing, because I was not a private hospital.

Then they came for the private water monopolies, and I said nothing, because I was not a private water monopoly.

Then they came for the private prisons, and I said nothing, because I was not a private prison.

Then they came for me, and nobody spoke up because I was a private equity firm.

And then people were generally better off.

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

RottenK posted:

if labour outperforms the polls again and wins, how will the blairites and israel lovers explain the lack of the loving second holocaust they all claim will happen if corbyn is PM

well if the russiagate non-event is anything to go by the libs will keep screaming about it even tho objective reality does not validate their delusions

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

OwlFancier posted:

Have you seen the society we currently live in mate?

isn't that the point though? the media is good at arguing, conservatives are good at arguing, not because they're more logical or rational but because they aren't

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Gavrilo Princip posted:

Question for the thread:

I'm coming to the end of my PhD and am currently writing my thesis. It's due by the end of the month, and I'm basically finished. However, both myself and my fiancee got really, really unwell about a week ago. I've had my arm twisted into looking at a week's extension (which would be suuuuper helpful, and would probably help to push the quality way up), but it would require a doctors note and I'm currently not registered with a GP (I moved and just straight forgot to register in the new area). What should I do? Is there a way of getting a doctor's note in the time-frame required, which is basically by next Thursday?

First congrats on being nearly done. It's a hell of an achievement and you're almost there.

Second, do you know why you're having pressure applied to finish by a given date? Has the viva committee been set up or is there a hard funding deadline or something? I was never pressured to finish really, and I know people who submitted several years after what is considered 'normal' for my field without a huge fuss. If it is a hard deadline, you can probably register with a new GP and ask them for a note. If it takes a while the uni might even understand the situation- if you can bring them a document showing you've just registered and are waiting on the appointment.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

NotJustANumber99 posted:

To be fair, they didn't tell him they were going to make him abolished either.

There are eleven (11) Nandos in Manchester. Only one in Brighton, although it is at a marina. And one in Hove.

There’s a Nando’s in Brighton town centre but as far as I’m aware there isn’t one in the Marina, we do have a fairly new one here in Eastbourne though.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Gaz2k21 posted:

There’s a Nando’s in Brighton town centre but as far as I’m aware there isn’t one in the Marina, we do have a fairly new one here in Eastbourne though.

Their website is full of propaganda and lies then. No wonder Corbyn likes them so much.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lt. Danger posted:

isn't that the point though? the media is good at arguing, conservatives are good at arguing, not because they're more logical or rational but because they aren't

They're good at arguing because they have massive capital and political backed power structures that allow them to reach lots of people. And because capitalism atomises us and makes it so that we rely on those outlets to form opinions rather than discussion with our peers. It is hierarchy that allows them to set the context through which we view everything.

To look at the way the world is and say "well clearly it's because the people in power are just personally very good at arguing" is... well it's insane to me, why is boris johnson on the television with the entire press apparatus telling us to listen to him? Do you not think maybe that presentation is more significant than boris johnson being an individually brilliant mind?

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Gavrilo Princip posted:

Question for the thread:

I'm coming to the end of my PhD and am currently writing my thesis. It's due by the end of the month, and I'm basically finished. However, both myself and my fiancee got really, really unwell about a week ago. I've had my arm twisted into looking at a week's extension (which would be suuuuper helpful, and would probably help to push the quality way up), but it would require a doctors note and I'm currently not registered with a GP (I moved and just straight forgot to register in the new area). What should I do? Is there a way of getting a doctor's note in the time-frame required, which is basically by next Thursday?

You can self-certify sickness for a week. Tell your uni to gently caress off. It's hard for a doctor to write a letter saying "this guy was unwell a week ago", especially one who doesn't know you.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
There are two Nandos in Slough and they are about 250 metres apart

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

I really don't understand this guy. He literally begs for money from normal people yet he's so against any form of socialism.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
look if the poor kids want to learn as much as the rich ones they can just look things up on Wikipedia, easy

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Aphex- posted:

I really don't understand this guy. He literally begs for money from normal people yet he's so against any form of socialism.

I don't know anything about him. Is he a libertarian? Because Wikipedia kind of works, so just let people get on with it and it'll all be fine, that kind of libertarian?


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

There are two Nandos in Slough and they are about 250 metres apart

But one is the Brexit Nandos, and one is the Remain Nandos. Do not get them mixed up!

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
You can't pick up the ability to 'beat your fags' as the etonians say on wikipedia.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
With all the nandos talk I just wanted to bring up that I’d never been to one since i moved to Canada. One opened up here last year and they invited me to a secret chicken party for being active on Twitter (lol) and it was kind of amazing.

Although I do feel a little weird going there alone and ordering a half or whole chicken and literally nothing else. Now I just make my own peri peri at home because it’s insanely easy.

Anyway story time over back to eating the rich.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Gavrilo Princip posted:

Is there a way of getting a doctor's note in the time-frame required, which is basically by next Thursday?
Call 111, describe your symptoms. They'll get you to see someone much faster than any GP surgery will. Once you are in the presence of the GP, ask for a note.

Also as Winegums said you can self-certify for up to a week and they basically have to take it because student unions are one of the few unions that have not been entirely neutered.

Vyro Ingo
May 20, 2013
The Tom Watson drama just reminded me of these I randomly saw a few years back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYgXedpeMuc

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

OwlFancier posted:

Have you seen the society we currently live in mate?

my point of reference is Southeast Asia, so yes I will say that the DM does not currently have the ability to deploy actual lynch mobs on-demand, but it would certainly love to be able to do so

collective violence is not actually pretty and its chief enduring feature is that nobody has a consensus, or really cares to form a consensus, over petty facts like "who made this accusation" or "did the guy you're stringing up actually do this thing"

the "who" is itself dangerous; it is very important that the dead person is known but those who perform the killing must be a nameless mob. It's a kind of collective expiation, really. The dead person is dead, but the bonds of shared-struggle-against-unspecified-evil between those who slashed him to death with parangs will last much longer

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They're also really good for clearing your yard.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Billet doux just received from Team Labour:


I'll be interested to hear feedback from our CLP delegates as to the atmosphere compared to the press.

Had to miss the first day due to a string of ghastly accidents involving a crooked paving stone and the kitchen flooding twice for two unrelated reasons, but shown up for the second day. Ate a monstrous hamburger, listened to Shami Chakrabarti talking about the civil service (and Polly Toynbee going off on one at the head of the civil service union), and readying up for a talk on Palestine with Omar Barghouti, Diane Abbott, Lisa Nandy, and Len McCluskey.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Gavrilo Princip posted:

Question for the thread:

I'm coming to the end of my PhD and am currently writing my thesis. It's due by the end of the month, and I'm basically finished. However, both myself and my fiancee got really, really unwell about a week ago. I've had my arm twisted into looking at a week's extension (which would be suuuuper helpful, and would probably help to push the quality way up), but it would require a doctors note and I'm currently not registered with a GP (I moved and just straight forgot to register in the new area). What should I do? Is there a way of getting a doctor's note in the time-frame required, which is basically by next Thursday?

Standard advice is you can self-certify for up to a week. You could potentially fish for an emergency appointment at your local (now) GP but good luck getting one as people who are still sick are looking at 1-2 week waiting times.

The other alternative is to get a private GP to write one out for you but that will involve £££.

Edit: Beaten like Boris Johnson.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

mediaphage posted:

secret chicken party

You weren't supposed to mention this.

EdBlackadder
Apr 8, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Call 111, describe your symptoms. They'll get you to see someone much faster than any GP surgery will. Once you are in the presence of the GP, ask for a note.

Also as Winegums said you can self-certify for up to a week and they basically have to take it because student unions are one of the few unions that have not been entirely neutered.

Please don't call 111 for an illness you had last week, it's for urgent current medical problems. First week of any illness is a self certificate. Many GPs will charge for a note if asked in this period as it's not needed. There's an online self cert form somewhere but I'll be damned if I can find it.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

NotJustANumber99 posted:

You weren't supposed to mention this.

It’s too late! I know their secret! it’s chicken

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Self-certification
If employees are off work for 7 days or less, they do not need to give their employer a fit note or other proof of sickness from a medical professional.

When they return to work, their employer can ask them to confirm they’ve been off sick. This is called ‘self-certification’. The employer and employee will agree on how the employee should do this. They might need to fill in a form or send details of their sick leave by email.

Self-cert form here if your uni (or research council if you receive a grant) doesn't have one:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/statutory-sick-pay-employees-statement-of-sickness-sc2

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

He wants to SOCIALIZE the school
He wants to SOCIALIZE the trains

Where will this jam man stop

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
gently caress why is there a divinity game on my zelda box

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

gently caress why is there a divinity game on my zelda box

Because more people should play Original Sin 2

Gavrilo Princip
Feb 4, 2007

Thanks for the recommendations guys, it's a hard deadline as far as I can tell. There's certainly a lot of pressure coming from various quarters to have it in within the 4 year period, but I'll run the self-cert past supervisor 2 and see what they say. They certainly indicated that a week would be fine but I don't want to push it out too long, I'm out of money and need to find a job asap. Can't keep leaning on my fiancee, especially since she hates her job and I want her to be able to cut back on hours. At least I'm in Leeds and can drive so I should be able to find -something- to keep the lights on.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

OwlFancier posted:

They're good at arguing because they have massive capital and political backed power structures that allow them to reach lots of people. And because capitalism atomises us and makes it so that we rely on those outlets to form opinions rather than discussion with our peers. It is hierarchy that allows them to set the context through which we view everything.

To look at the way the world is and say "well clearly it's because the people in power are just personally very good at arguing" is... well it's insane to me, why is boris johnson on the television with the entire press apparatus telling us to listen to him? Do you not think maybe that presentation is more significant than boris johnson being an individually brilliant mind?

I would suggest that conservative arguments find purchase not (simply) because they have lots of money or institutional backing, but because they appeal to lizard-brain instincts and provide easy answers. anxiety over "sturdy beggars" cheating honest working folk out of benefits dates back hundreds of years before mass media or modern politics. the natural state of the human being is irrational and selfish - that's not something induced by capitalism or elites

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lt. Danger posted:

I would suggest that conservative arguments find purchase not (simply) because they have lots of money or institutional backing, but because they appeal to lizard-brain instincts and provide easy answers. anxiety over "sturdy beggars" cheating honest working folk out of benefits dates back hundreds of years before mass media or modern politics. the natural state of the human being is irrational and selfish - that's not something induced by capitalism or elites

I disagree that you can know the natural state of what a human is until you've studied one removed from context.

And as I repeatedly have to when this comes up, I point out again that "humans are just poo poo" is the core of the right wing argument, that we cannot achieve anything better because humans are just natural capitalists, so let's never try.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

EdBlackadder posted:

Please don't call 111 for an illness you had last week, it's for urgent current medical problems.
No, it's for any medical advice:

https://www.nhs.uk/

"If you need help now, but it's not an emergency
Go to 111.nhs.uk or call 111."

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Andrast posted:

Because more people should play Original Sin 2

seems like it's v good

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

to the contrary: trying is mandatory. it is not enough to just abolish the media and the reactionaries and say "demagoguery is over. human beings are logical now". you don't have to be rich or charismatic or correct to persuade people to do lovely things, and I would suggest there needs to be more here than "in anarchism, people won't want to be racist"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

As opposed to what, in state socialism the people in charge of the country a: won't want to be racist b: won't want to hold on to their power and c: will be very benevolent towards everyone else?

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Bundy posted:

Unpasteurised stilton is amazing.
Not going to argue that unpasteurised stilton isn't good, because it is - but the thing about cheese is that if they wanted to they could isolate the organic compound and enzymes created by the bacteria that's in the unpasteurised stuff, find bacteria that produce that (or breed them), and make cheese that tastes exactly like the unpasteurised stuff.
Whether they want to put in the effort is another matter entirely, but cheese is super easy to actually go about it scientifically and get a good end-product.

In short, cheese is pretty grate.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Gavrilo Princip posted:

Thanks for the recommendations guys, it's a hard deadline as far as I can tell. There's certainly a lot of pressure coming from various quarters to have it in within the 4 year period, but I'll run the self-cert past supervisor 2 and see what they say. They certainly indicated that a week would be fine but I don't want to push it out too long, I'm out of money and need to find a job asap. Can't keep leaning on my fiancee, especially since she hates her job and I want her to be able to cut back on hours. At least I'm in Leeds and can drive so I should be able to find -something- to keep the lights on.

If they say no about the self-cert, then submit within the time if, as you say, you are almost there anyway, and can knock it out with a couple of days intense effort.

You will almost certainly have to do corrections/clarifications following your viva so if there are a couple of things you'd like to add / amend, maybe you can mention them in your viva and the examiners might say 'add a bit about this or that' to your amendments list. I don't know what field you are in, but maybe if your supervisor has experience as a PhD examiner they could advise you.

As my supervisor said to me, "92% right and in is better than 100% right and never submitted."

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

OwlFancier posted:

They're good at arguing because they have massive capital and political backed power structures that allow them to reach lots of people. And because capitalism atomises us and makes it so that we rely on those outlets to form opinions rather than discussion with our peers. It is hierarchy that allows them to set the context through which we view everything.

To look at the way the world is and say "well clearly it's because the people in power are just personally very good at arguing" is... well it's insane to me, why is boris johnson on the television with the entire press apparatus telling us to listen to him? Do you not think maybe that presentation is more significant than boris johnson being an individually brilliant mind?

in an age of whatsapp lynchings it's really strange to still be maintaining that it's actually the hierarchical and centralised news media... what people forward to each other turns out to be, more or less, the same thing newspapers discovered they liked to hear

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

seems like it's v good

It is!

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


https://twitter.com/MikeH_PR/status/1175689643276161024

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Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



What "journalist" is reading this thread. Show yourself, coward.

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