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TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

prom candy posted:

Got rear ended and I'm going to be stuck in a rental next week, of the cars that are available on rental lots that my insurance will pay for, what are the best and worst?

Always get a Nissan Versa. Good little car I hear.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


TheWevel posted:

Always get a Nissan Versa. Good little car I hear.

The take-off is usually fine, but the landings are kind of rough.

Also, considering how i used to drive rental cars, I'm always worried that they now have a black box of some sort to detect people like me.

The first thing i do in a rental car these days is finger the ODB port to make sure there's nothing in there.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Powershift posted:

The first thing i do in a rental car these days is finger the ODB port to make sure there's nothing in there.

I hope there was consent involved :colbert:

got off on a technicality
Feb 7, 2007

oh dear

Powershift posted:

Also, considering how i used to drive rental cars, I'm always worried that they now have a black box of some sort to detect people like me.

The first thing i do in a rental car these days is finger the ODB port to make sure there's nothing in there.

Oh poo poo is that a thing now?

Also it's OBD for On-Board Diagnostics :spergin:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Applebees Appetizer posted:

I hope there was consent involved :colbert:

There was a contract and cash was exchanged.


got off on a technicality posted:

Oh poo poo is that a thing now?

Also it's OBD for On-Board Diagnostics :spergin:

Yeah. Some insurance companies use OHHHHHHH BEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE :goonsay: port tattlers to monitor driving habits. If i was renting cars out you could loving well bet i would have on superglued in there. the progressive insurance one raises you rates if you accelerate or brake too hard.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Ol' Dirty Bastard port.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


KozmoNaut posted:

Ol' Dirty Bastard port.

Wu Tang Bus ain't nothin to gently caress with

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:



Yeah. Some insurance companies use OHHHHHHH BEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE :goonsay: port tattlers to monitor driving habits. If i was renting cars out you could loving well bet i would have on superglued in there. the progressive insurance one raises you rates if you accelerate or brake too hard.

State Farm claimed that it wouldn't raise my rate but I don't believe them for a second, especially with the way I tend to drive.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Powershift posted:

Yeah. Some insurance companies use OHHHHHHH BEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE :goonsay: port tattlers to monitor driving habits. If i was renting cars out you could loving well bet i would have on superglued in there. the progressive insurance one raises you rates if you accelerate or brake too hard.

Do they account for engine size / car weight / anything like that? There's a handful of sub-120hp cars for sale in the US market still that you have to wring out. Or alternatively, if it's actually tracking 0-40mph times or something, then you'd be safe!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Twerk from Home posted:

Do they account for engine size / car weight / anything like that? There's a handful of sub-120hp cars for sale in the US market still that you have to wring out. Or alternatively, if it's actually tracking 0-40mph times or something, then you'd be safe!

I don't know how much they monitor, exactly, but you can loving well bet you'll never drive good enough for a discount.

they probably have all sort of insane crash statistics and you'll get dinged for driving on 10th street between 3pm and 5pm and never know it because it's a high collision area.

https://www.intellimec.com/insights/connected-car-insurance.

I mean



no thanks, i'll just die

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

We should all go back to using carburetors and crank windows imo

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Powershift posted:

There was a contract and cash was exchanged.


Yeah. Some insurance companies use OHHHHHHH BEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE :goonsay: port tattlers to monitor driving habits. If i was renting cars out you could loving well bet i would have on superglued in there. the progressive insurance one raises you rates if you accelerate or brake too hard.
My insurance company is always contacting me to get me to start using a monitoring device. They say “you can save up to 30% and will automatically save 10% in your first month” when I ask if they’ll raise my rates based on the data they just repeat the “save up to 30%” comment.

Seik
Apr 15, 2006

Yes, I am indeed purple.
Pillbug

Mr. Apollo posted:

My insurance company is always contacting me to get me to start using a monitoring device. They say “you can save up to 30% and will automatically save 10% in your first month” when I ask if they’ll raise my rates based on the data they just repeat the “save up to 30%” comment.

Then suddenly insurance is 3x as much but they'll discount it by 50% if you drive like a doped up octogenarian and let them sell your real time whereabouts to anyone that wants it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seik posted:

Then suddenly insurance is 3x as much but they'll discount it by 50% if you drive like a doped up octogenarian and let them sell your real time whereabouts to anyone that wants it.

Next thing you know you're getting targeted ads on your gauge cluster for strip clubs and start seeing markers for therapists on your GPS.

The future is bullshit.

Hell, the present and past are too.

Seik
Apr 15, 2006

Yes, I am indeed purple.
Pillbug

Powershift posted:

Next thing you know you're getting targeted ads on your gauge cluster for strip clubs and start seeing markers for therapists on your GPS.

The future is bullshit.

Hell, the present and past are too.

I saw a quote the other day that it's like we're living in the scrolling text before a dystopian movie. Feels pretty accurate.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seik posted:

I saw a quote the other day that it's like we're living in the scrolling text before a dystopian movie. Feels pretty accurate.

Seems like the kind of joke that could hurt your social credit score.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Seik posted:

I saw a quote the other day that it's like we're living in the scrolling text before a dystopian movie. Feels pretty accurate.

That was me, like a page ago

Seik
Apr 15, 2006

Yes, I am indeed purple.
Pillbug

bull3964 posted:

That was me, like a page ago

I liked your quote man. It's a good quote.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

right now we're the people in 1930's Germany who you just don't get why they didn't do anything

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

What kind of car do you have and who is paying for the rental, your company or theirs?

If it’s the liable parties insurance you can usually make an argument to be put into a comparable vehicle.

Get a Miata RF :getin:

My insurance is paying and then presumably will be collecting from the liable party's insurance. I drive a 2017 Civic Si. Maybe I can get into a mustang. Miata would be great but I need to get to hockey

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



If it’s your policy then you have a rate in your policy that you chose. Probably between $30-$50/day. You can pick whatever they have available.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

fknlo posted:

State Farm claimed that it wouldn't raise my rate but I don't believe them for a second, especially with the way I tend to drive.
I felt really good that progressive didn't raise my rates due to their OBD reader.

Also, that month was loving torture.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I worked for a company that made the software for those OBD devices (I think someone else made the hardware we used), and know a lot more about how the units, software, and insurance programs on top of them work. These devices are also used in many fleet vehicles. If you had ON Star or similar, you didn’t even need the OBD unit, we could just read from that. Hard Acceleration, Heavy Braking, speeding, idling, location whenever your vehicle is on, and all sorts of other useful and scary data, all there for the users.

Stay the gently caress away from these if you are at all about data privacy. A few bucks a month on your insurance isn’t worth it.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Most modern cars, especially the more advanced ones from companies like VW, are loaded with telematics systems. if you care about data privacy, buy something used or get a throwback car like a BRZ or Fit

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Ultimate Mango posted:

I worked for a company that made the software for those OBD devices (I think someone else made the hardware we used), and know a lot more about how the units, software, and insurance programs on top of them work. These devices are also used in many fleet vehicles. If you had ON Star or similar, you didn’t even need the OBD unit, we could just read from that. Hard Acceleration, Heavy Braking, speeding, idling, location whenever your vehicle is on, and all sorts of other useful and scary data, all there for the users.

Stay the gently caress away from these if you are at all about data privacy. A few bucks a month on your insurance isn’t worth it.

Sweet. My work uses telemetry software (that doesn't even use the OBD port) and while they're mostly easy to drive around I have to say every time I've been dinged for "hard cornering" it's actually more like "pulling into a driveway that isn't perfectly level"

Also lol if you voluntarily put one of those into your personal car. Just lol.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Ultimate Mango posted:

I worked for a company that made the software for those OBD devices (I think someone else made the hardware we used), and know a lot more about how the units, software, and insurance programs on top of them work. These devices are also used in many fleet vehicles. If you had ON Star or similar, you didn’t even need the OBD unit, we could just read from that. Hard Acceleration, Heavy Braking, speeding, idling, location whenever your vehicle is on, and all sorts of other useful and scary data, all there for the users.

Stay the gently caress away from these if you are at all about data privacy. A few bucks a month on your insurance isn’t worth it.

You don’t even need on board telematics. Those fancy smartphones you carry have GNSS and accelerometers, and they can even tell when you’re using the phone while driving.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ultimate Mango posted:

I worked for a company that made the software for those OBD devices (I think someone else made the hardware we used), and know a lot more about how the units, software, and insurance programs on top of them work. These devices are also used in many fleet vehicles. If you had ON Star or similar, you didn’t even need the OBD unit, we could just read from that. Hard Acceleration, Heavy Braking, speeding, idling, location whenever your vehicle is on, and all sorts of other useful and scary data, all there for the users.

Stay the gently caress away from these if you are at all about data privacy. A few bucks a month on your insurance isn’t worth it.

Rather interesting as I know for a fact that some of these OBD devices do not have a GPS chip and the software was built in house.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Wheeee posted:

right now we're the people in 1930's Germany who you just don't get why they didn't do anything

I hope this is hyperbole lol

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Rather interesting as I know for a fact that some of these OBD devices do not have a GPS chip and the software was built in house.

There are dozens of similar solutions out there. Market got crazy crowded 5ish years ago. It’s consolidated since then but you can also now get whitelabel flash-able OBD devices and roll your own. If you do your own, gps history point normalization is loving hard.

As far as the factory systems go, I know BMW engineers cared very much about privacy back then at least. Other manufacturers whored out data in very ethically questionable ways (to put it kindly).

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Ultimate Mango posted:

There are dozens of similar solutions out there. Market got crazy crowded 5ish years ago. It’s consolidated since then but you can also now get whitelabel flash-able OBD devices and roll your own. If you do your own, gps history point normalization is loving hard.

As far as the factory systems go, I know BMW engineers cared very much about privacy back then at least. Other manufacturers whored out data in very ethically questionable ways (to put it kindly).

This is really interesting. What did they do with the data? As someone with a 7-year-old BMW who is considering other manufacturers for my next car, I’m especially interested.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

How bout if I want an Arteon, would that be selling my soul to the illuminati?

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


Mazdas aren't connected to the internet yet, so if you are concerned about that sort of thing, the answer is always Miata.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Russian Bear posted:

Mazdas aren't connected to the internet yet, so if you are concerned about that sort of thing, the answer is always Miata.

I think you mean:

Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

("what's a car I cannot drive, alex?")

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Sweet. That’s exactly the brand I was considering.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Dadliest Worrier posted:

This is really interesting. What did they do with the data? As someone with a 7-year-old BMW who is considering other manufacturers for my next car, I’m especially interested.

Read the T’s & C’s for any connected vehicle product very carefully. The Germans weren’t so bad, but now with Siri/Google/Alexa or similar features I’m not sure. Originally BMW connected services were designed so the connected side was basically air gapped from the car side. As for other brands, see DEFCON and CCC presentations on connected vehicles. Heck, I drive a vehicle now where I can set geo fences and speeding alerts, and basically have the car spy on me or anyone who drives it. I’m glad I’m boring.

As for data, you can imagine the use cases for anonymized location data for anywhere between six and nine figures worth of vehicles over a period of many months or years. That data has value. Companies have arrangement to share marketing data with partners.

Any more and I’d need to talk to my lawyers and start a thread...

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Ultimate Mango posted:


Any more and I’d need to talk to my lawyers and start a thread...

:justpost:

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Ultimate Mango posted:

Read the T’s & C’s for any connected vehicle product very carefully. The Germans weren’t so bad, but now with Siri/Google/Alexa or similar features I’m not sure. Originally BMW connected services were designed so the connected side was basically air gapped from the car side. As for other brands, see DEFCON and CCC presentations on connected vehicles. Heck, I drive a vehicle now where I can set geo fences and speeding alerts, and basically have the car spy on me or anyone who drives it. I’m glad I’m boring.

As for data, you can imagine the use cases for anonymized location data for anywhere between six and nine figures worth of vehicles over a period of many months or years. That data has value. Companies have arrangement to share marketing data with partners.

Any more and I’d need to talk to my lawyers and start a thread...

GDPR means in Europe now your data actually has to be protected, and zee german OEMs these days are much more reticent about sharing it.

The predictions of OEMs selling billions of dollars of data to marketing partners each year turns out not to have happened because right now no one really wants to pay for that data. But here in the US we’ll need CA to pass it’s mini GDPR law to get any kind of firm protection.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
For anyone who worked on it, please correct me, but the thing that drives me crazy about the OBD telemetrics is they actually don’t tell you that much.

It can’t tell if you are blowing a red light, changing lanes without a signal light, being a left lane hog, making illegal turns, following too closely, or just generally being inattentive. It would seem like you are more likely to get dinged revving out your underpowered corolla merging into traffic than just lazily sliding in at 1/4 throttle and making people hit their brakes behind you.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Ultimate Mango posted:


As for data, you can imagine the use cases for anonymized location data for anywhere between six and nine figures worth of vehicles over a period of many months or years. That data has value. Companies have arrangement to share marketing data with partners.

I absolutely despise that there are teams of people in this world analyzing everything I do just to loving bother me with ads for poo poo I will never buy and actively avoid because of their hogshit. It's such a boring dystopia that my privacy is forfeit because some dickheads want to sell me poo poo. (inb4 someone says well achkshually under glorious socialism the nomenklatura totally won't use the same channels to spy on you talking poo poo about the party :commissar: )

I test this by saying the name of something over and over around my wife when she's browsing instagram. For instance: I'll talk about garmin watches or garmin bike computers and within hours she's got garmin ads on her feed. Try it yourself!

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


BloodBag posted:

I absolutely despise that there are teams of people in this world analyzing everything I do just to loving bother me with ads for poo poo I will never buy and actively avoid because of their hogshit. It's such a boring dystopia that my privacy is forfeit because some dickheads want to sell me poo poo. (inb4 someone says well achkshually under glorious socialism the nomenklatura totally won't use the same channels to spy on you talking poo poo about the party :commissar: )

I test this by saying the name of something over and over around my wife when she's browsing instagram. For instance: I'll talk about garmin watches or garmin bike computers and within hours she's got garmin ads on her feed. Try it yourself!

give in to the mediocrity and go full on mediocre cyberpunk hackerman.

tape your fitbit to a delivery truck so they think you're running 300 miles a day
for every case of mountain dew you order off amazon, also order some yarn and a chuck tingle book
google absurd things like "why dogs don't drive cars?" or "where can i buy a mitsubishi?"
buy an internet connected car and drive everywhere in reverse.

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