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Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Art

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


gently caress. I thought about doing that with Nancy screaming, "Why Sug!" at the sky but this one is way way better.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Breloc Langar was a Cardassia Cowboy.

Yeah, yeah! He caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl CCCXLV.

He was a beautiful man. I knew him... briefly.

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 21, 2019

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

So, Gilbert, how do the Prophets look this year?

Oh, I am more familiar with Pah Wraiths than Prophets, my dear. And Pah Wraiths always look good.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Seven: CAPTAIN JANEWAY! THE DOCTOR SAW ME NAKED

Harry Kim: Aw man

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

GolfHole posted:

dang old someone answer the dang old phone man



My famous peggtide cake with mint frosting

GolfHole posted:

Seven: CAPTAIN JANEWAY! THE DOCTOR SAW ME NAKED

Harry Kim: Aw man

Dang it, Dale, you became aroused in my body!


Someone please do a Tuvix one.


E: I'm glad that my star wars derail was successful.

Richard M Nixon fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Sep 22, 2019

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

My daddy's having a Hegh'bat attack!! My daddy's having a Hegh'bat attack!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Barclay's Angel :angel:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

I gotta make sure your kids aren't planning some kind of I jump, you jump, Disc Game from Risa crap

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

GolfHole posted:

Barclay's Angel :angel:

:discourse:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

GolfHole posted:

Barclay's Angel :angel:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

GolfHole posted:

Barclay's Angel :angel:

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the origin of this quote? Other than koth obviously

It's a Troi quote. I found it by googling "Troi quotes" and lemme tell ya, the woman had no good lines

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

artsy fartsy posted:

It's a Troi quote. I found it by googling "Troi quotes" and lemme tell ya, the woman had no good lines

I like how she just says gently caress it during the movies and stops even trying to do Troi's voice.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


She's annoying because she treats everyone like a child but she hates her mother for treating her like a child. It's basic physiology and she's supposed to be the physiologist. It really makes no sense, she should see exactly what she is doing and... oh god... she's Peggy. #1 substitute physiologist in Star Fleet.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

GolfHole posted:

I gotta make sure your kids aren't planning some kind of I jump, you jump, Disc Game from Risa crap

Ok this one is pretty funny

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

This charcoal grill is... without honor.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Another Bill posted:

This charcoal grill is... without honor.

I could see Bill as a fat and depressed Klingon.

"The Cardassians must never find out."

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

GolfHole posted:

Barclay's Angel :angel:

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
He may poo like a targ but he dances like an orion slave girl

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GolfHole posted:

Barclay's Angel :angel:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Everybody welcome to the GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyYYYYYYY Anbo Jitsu tournament!!!!

Deanna: Worf, you don't mind that your father's gay?
Worf: Of course not! Commander Riker is gay and I have been friends with him for years!

just showin respect to my fav

Richard M Nixon posted:

E: I'm glad that my star wars derail was successful.

me too

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

computer initiate self destruct sequence

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GolfHole posted:

computer initiate self destruct sequence

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if you tell 'em I sent you I get 10 free stardates

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

captain's log, this is the hardest entry i have ever had to write

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Deep Space Nine does not have a vending machine. It smells, and I thank the prophets every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end.

GolfHole fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Sep 23, 2019

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Geordie: "Ensign, I usually use my holobench when working on the generator, but you'll do in a pinch. Now, hold this."
Wesley: "Ok. If you want me to hold it tight, say 'T'. If you want me to hold it REAL tight, say 'RT'. That'll be our system!"
Geordie: *long sigh* "T...."

*massive explosion*

*TNG credits with music*

EDIT:

Geordie on comm: "Ok, guys, I need to max the warp core. Let's all give it a push; and this time no faking it, O'brien!"

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Sep 23, 2019

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Tom Paris (to Chakotay): I like how you say everything's sacred. That's funny too.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Big Mountain Fudgegagh

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Geordie: "Ensign, I usually use my holobench when working on the generator, but you'll do in a pinch. Now, hold this."
Wesley: "Ok. If you want me to hold it tight, say 'T'. If you want me to hold it REAL tight, say 'RT'. That'll be our system!"
Geordie: *long sigh* "T...."

*massive explosion*

*TNG credits with music*

Lol

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

GolfHole posted:

Deep Space Nine does not have a vending machine. It smells, and I thank the prophets every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end.

*Pulls out a can of synthohol and takes a shot before grading the Academy test an A*

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

BigDave posted:

I could see Bill as a fat and depressed Klingon.

"The Cardassians must never find out."

Well, he already was a Klingon.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

I am the goddess of empathy, shug

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


BigDave posted:

I could see Bill as a fat and depressed Klingon.

"The Cardassians must never find out."

Bill'pec, stepping down and starting a civil war over LENORE!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lotta new posts, are any funny again or has this just become a pedo thread?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Hank has to entertain a visiting Ferengi trade delegate.

"Something's wrong with you: where's your genetically engineered super strength??"
"I don't have genetically engineered super strength. You know, Mr. Hollok, Earth has changed a lot since the 1990's"

"Buy me a kanar!"
"Heck, that's not an Earth drink. You can't even keep your stereotypes straight."

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The episode where Peggy gets mad at hank for kissing the girl and getting mono is insanely funny after you watch the one where she admits to sleeping with someone before Hank.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"Data, your emotion chip isn't making AI better....it's making humour worse."

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Data, your emotion chip holographic comedian isn't making AI better....it's making humour worse."

Dang ol' yo, man.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

why is the other choice always "or go on the holodeck with O'brian and Bashir"

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